Average social media user

welcome to the world, my scrungly son

stared at browt so much i had a vision

borbs

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

speaking another language privilege is getting bonus opinion reward surveys

Take a breath. There’s no indictment on Canada hockey here. We got goalied. Remember we love the game. And it can’t always go right due to its chaos. Back to the Habs who are also so fun to watch. Because fun is the purpose of it. Go Habs Go, Everyone. Back at it Thursday.

A disappointed Nick Suzuki gets his Olympic silver medal 🥈 with Team Canada 🇨🇦

Marie-Philip Poulin 🇨🇦 has suffered enough for one week…

sorry to any American I follow but I'm gonna be muting you for a bit so I can start to heal ❤️

God I always forget how fast McDavid is

Just gliding through 🦦

hockey

lrt: whats crazy is that tweet was written BEFORE they make it 3v3 which is THE BEST

Still applies during the Olympics

i need a drink after that but it's fuckin' 1pm on a wednesday

me earlier today: "man, I wanna see Suzuki back at centre during the olympics"

honoured to be near the numbers of actual artists, but i'm just a lil web dev, baby

you wouldn't even get numbers like this in quebec rn lmao

Manifest your energy towards me, I am in salary negotiations..... 🙏🙏🙏🙏

This game is hard because I want Slaf to do well and I like seeing Tatar again but I'm also always happy to see Armia and Lehks and I'm sad they benched Kapanen..... It's hard being Me

need the girls to lock in

seeing my old manager call his ai agents "teammates" on linkedin houghoughgouhuhguho

I cannot believe CBC just put FIVE ads with sound on during the opening ceremony

It's been a year and I'm still thinking about the interviewer that asked if I was a M.O.T.

today gave me a stress headache

🦭🦭🦭🦭

a dear friend just started a gofundme for their dad's heart transplant and i'd really appreciate if ppl could share and donate to help their family out <3 www.gofundme.com/f/support-to...

finally having my first in-person interview this week after all the interviews I've done so far. gonna be the first one I've had since pre-covid lol. world's really changed

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i got a lot of mileage out of the "laid off" jokes when that happened, but they've definitely run their course. im glad the universe gave me new material to run into the ground with the flood, though!!1!

every day, linkedin emails me about layoffs

Anyway, life lesson: make sure to replace your water supply line every 5-10 years

not my year I guess

cat #art

Commission🌸

spending the time to do my hair and then having to go out in snow showers, man this rock I keep pushing sure is heavy

employers are using AI to filter and scan applications so individuals are using AI to fine-tune and apply to applications so now nobody is getting hired because AI is applying to jobs and AI is deciding who gets the job and and and

some guy in my building (maybe??? maybe outside???? another building??????) has been doing a lot of yelling and cheering and shouting and i've been trying to pinpoint for *what* for 2 weeks now

Frieren

less than an hour before an interview and im realizing they ai translated the english version of this job posting because it's soooooooooooo different from the french, ive been catfished

Had YouTube playing whatever it wanted while I was in the shower and it started playing a song I didn't recognize. Me: is this Bruno Mars? Bruno Mars: * says the word "girl" * Me: yes

I love using :nodders: when I agree with someone but I can't :nodders: a text so what am I supposed to do, a normie 💯 reaction??

Congrats to the new premier of Quebec, Alexandre Texier

Made an error recently

set something up the other day to see job postings as they happen, and it really is just the same companies re-posting all their listings every day/week and never hiring. ha.