Does it still count if an athiest offers thoughts and prayers?

Why didn't he have a gun to defend himself with?

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Trump sending in troops to take over cities. The 2nd amendment people must be thrilled that they finally get to take up all those arms they've been stockpiling for this day!

I can't wait to see how strongly worded the letter from the UN to Israel is going to be! Going to be a total scorcher.

It's 2025 and mobile global roaming charges still start from $1/MB... THAT'S RIGHT, with an M and charge in kb blocks. LOL, what part of the internet even operates at levels of kb of data now. Loading the Google search page is multi MB of data

Scientists don't need to spend billions building large hadron colliders, they can just give some atoms to a 1yr and they'll smash it into the smallest possible parts for the cost of a snack

Maybe our species doesn't deserve to exist after all

I always get confused on the spelling... is it "Streisand" or "Striesand"?

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At what point does Australia Post decide to "return to sender" or hold at the post office?

Elom is going to replace all the air traffic controllers with Grok www.sfgate.com/travel/artic...

Mosk saying the "default" should be no regulation and then they can add stuff back in if they realise they need it is so stupidly hilarious. The default *was* no regulation, many many years ago. It has all been added over decades as it was realised it was needed

They don't care if it's illegal or not. It only takes minutes to destroy things that have taken years to build. Shut things down, fuck things up, see you in court... weeks/months/years later when it is finally decided "you can't do that" it's too late, it's already burned to the ground and gone

What's the bet Elom already has a copy of all the treasury database sitting on his personal laptop

I assume he's doing this because he's finally decided to solve world hunger using his own money like he promised years ago

Look, tarrifs can be useful tools, but using them as a weapon (something something great depression) might end up being big FAFO energy

well, whaddya know...

When you don't have to hide the fascist thoughts in your head any longer and are allowed to use the "send to all" button bsky.app/profile/matt...

That aged well... How it started vs how it's going

New year, who dis?

Some observations about Tasmania. 1. There are baby change facilities EVERYWHERE. Is it a law to have them? 2. Everyone drives at 5-10km under the speed limit EVERYWHERE. They seem to take their speeding warnings very seriously 3. Drivers are so damn polite (always a few exceptions of course)

I'm so white that I'm going to come back from my holiday in Tasmania with a tan

The irony of how awful Tasmania is... The Kudelka Shop is all out of Tasmania is awful fridge magnets. Came all that way from Sydney for nothing @kudelka.bsky.social

Have arrived in Tasmania, hating it already (ping @kudelka.bsky.social)

I was trying to explain what tinnitus sounds like, then realised this season of cicadas is actually a great comparison

the US has a big “for sale” sign now, cool cool cool

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It could be the video games he played ten years ago OR it could be the horrific spinal injury he recently suffered that sent him spiraling into physical and mental health crises that resulted in him targeting and assassinating a health insurance company CEO. I guess we’ll never know!

I see these "threats to senators" if they don't approve Trump's picks for various roles. What do they think is going to happen when they do, and every single time after that when Trump wants them to do something? They think they only have to fold this one time and they'll be left alone?

Republicans don't give a shit and will do whatever they want whether Dems "have the high moral ground" or not. Republicans are bad faith actors and Democrats are always going to lose because they keep thinking "we have to be nice, set a good example, and maybe this time the Republicans will be too"

It is time

At least he can sleep at night knowing he sorted out the bot problem

Albanese: Kids in wheelchairs just need to get off the interwebs and go play cricket and football

The marketing team got together to brainstorm and realised people don't like "Return to Office" so we'll call it "Workplace Presence" instead

The thing I don't get about "parents calling for social media ban on under-16s" is why aren't they, you know... parenting themselves? Don't want your kid on social media, then ban them yourself (bwhahaha) "Oh, but they'll find another way behind our back" Lol, you think a gov ban will be foolproof?

So it applies to non-Australian tourists as well?

This stupid social media ban/age check thing is so incredibly stupid. Does it apply only to Australian citizens? If so does it apply to them anywhere in the world or only when they are in physically Australia? Does it apply to any child (Australian or not) who is physically in Australia?

Stupider and stupider

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Things seem to be going well over on X

Americans: "ok, so Trump will be president, maybe it won't be that bad" Elon: "Hold my beer"

I dont understand why Lebanon doesn't reaping to this as an act of war. How is it not an attack on another nation?

Biden to sign an executive order before he leaves mandating all federal bathrooms are made uni-sex. Solved

Seriously America, RUOK?

I'm feeling like @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is a fake account despite its huge and immediate following. No mention of him creating a bluesky account on twitter

How long until Trump does a "We choose to go to Mars..." speech?

Why is @bsky.app making the process of switching between profiles even worse?

I'm going to try changing my bluesky handle a custom domain soon. Hoping it goes ok