if star wars rebels didn't keep showing people breathing in space it would be a perfect show

tempted to shop quan chi over this guy

People have got Quan Chi madness. Fashionable women at parties are doing key bumps in Quan Chi makeup. Trend forecasters are declaring it “Quan Chi summer.”

everyone else at the table "i have 2 pair" "I've got a full house" me, smiling serenely

thinking about him

lmao it's always boar's head. i work in a supermarket and whenever my register flags a recall item 90% of the time it's from boar's head. i have no idea why stores wear that brand like a badge of pride

i like this game a normal amount

thinking about him

okay but if it's $10.00 per each and she costs 9.99, what does that mean????

they're closing my favorite restaurant, can't have shit :(

choose your fighter

i miss having big sister energy instead of feeling like somebody's parent 😔

saw an older lady in a sweatshirt that was probably meant to convey she's a grandmother who does sports but what it actually said was GRANDMA PROPERTY OF ATHLETICS DEPT

all the girls are talking about buck bumble

part of a reply to @pa-draws.bsky.social at twittah #btr #kikurihiroi #fanart

They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now

something about this seems... off

saffi

So, do you want a hint?

here is your vocal stim for tuesday, january 6 2026

waterslug2

helped a lady who waved me down when i was driving home, and i'll never forget the hand heart she gave me for as long as i live...

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

i want to meet whatever trans girl played and loved pyst growing up not knowing myst was a thing, i bet she'd be really interesting

it's still thinking.

got excited when i saw someone in a vib-ribbon shirt but i guess it was actually the playboy bunny under an x-ray??????

my biggest character flaw is that i can't stand "fireflies" by owl city i'm sorry, i tried. i just don't like it

🎍2026✨ 📣1月〜！ 😆January✨ 今年もよろしくお願いいたします☺✨!! CV ナギノエナ

SUCK MY FAT ONE 2025

i wish i had something thoughtful to say about this year but it all just felt like a mediocre nightmare. mostly bad parts, some good things, but most of it I just don't remember anymore. i guess I came out of it a bit tougher, but it feels more like some my nerves got deadened.

been practicing my "if it makes you feel better" on all the old men coming through my line with booze who ask if i'm gonna card them

lmao a scalper just called my store and asked *me* to walk over and check the pokemon machine so he wouldn't have to come in

can't stop thinking about the name "goncalves"

people gotta stop wishing me a happy new year before midnight, you're jinxing it

happy new year!!

Morning.

december the 31th be with you

in the year 2026 there will be no cable solutions. cables are beautiful, and they do not need to be "solved"

idk if this will improve my image quality but damn does it look cool

here is your vocal stim for tuesday, december 30 2025

the 90s-ass font on these MREs got me thinking about how battle ready the us army would be if they got a dilberito in their ration

sometimes i surprise myself (this isn't one of those times)

real "missing my first girlfriend who i lost touch with a decade ago" hours

Oh good, Geoffrey, you're here! (Geoffrey bursts into flames) Geoffrey's on fire. Ew!

Oh good, Geoffrey, you're here! No! (Disappears)