my bruises from the events of december 27th are still visible 😇

magfest was fun but i'm still sore from prop cycle and panic park ppl gotta chill on the financial and logistical magfest 2027 conversations it's a tiny bit uhhhhh Daunting like i think i Get It now but damn i'm not even dressed yet

the beautiful women who slap me awake in their sleep

i keep fumbling seemingly simple interactions aaaa i can't tell if everyone's just on edge and super anxious (and/) or i need to literally start saying "kelly cannot handle even the most basic of conversation unless she's recently digested protein; kindly try again between the hours of 2 and 10 PM"

believing a bit too much of my own bullshit waking up in bad ways, vivid narcoleptic dreams i am grounded i am humble i am one with everything (i am grounded i am humble i am one with everything)

needle just won't get in the groove today!!!! pinning all my hopes on you, Single Square of Ghirardelli Peppermint Bark

felt the tip of the icy finger of old man winter and felt my chemical seesaw tip backwards just a hair enough to make my stomach clench

a lot of trauma responses on the timeline today i'm no exception unity, though u n i t y (please)

welp 2026 waited exactly 2 days to upend my health care completely and then waited almost a week to let me know i have had one (1) doctor that i felt truly understood me and my complicated needs and goals now i have zero (0) if you'll excuse me, i have to go be quietly devastated for a while now.

okay, i'm going to need to create a feed of people who aren't compulsively behaving like 24 hour cable news or reaffirming extremely obvious things for people who already agree i don't know why everyone wants to turn everywhere into a megaphoned corpse made of picked rhetorical scabs but. go for it

"if you don't support me at my carrying a sword down the stairs, you don't deserve me at my not carrying a sword down the stairs"

i'm tired of starving

saffi

at several points in the past i learned very painfully the lesson of keeping my damn yap shut so you'll just have to imagine the things i'm posting in a universe where i'm more naive juuuuust imaaaaaaaginnnnnnnnnnne

i'm getting closer to zeroing in on what causes this horrible discomfort in my gut. unfortunately it seems to be common in otherwise safe snack foods and it's hard for that not to turn into me eating even less. but i need to figure this out. my size zero stuff is getting loose. i'll keep at it ughhh

so many people i know are struggling i am doing all i can, and i know that's categorically all i can do, but i still wish i could do more

hardcwhore

the rigger, the canvas, and the maple tree

good-crying about the only partner i hadn't had a good cry about yet since my hypercube heart was unfolded and enveloped this weekend

a friend of kelly asks, "how did you become more yourself kelly" here are my answers for 2025:

"had a crush on a teacher tee hee" my wife is a tenured professor. yeah i am definitely far outside the intended demographic here

very on brand that of all the things i did this weekend it was a barometric pressure change that's taken me out getting hit with this thing so hard i have a deep purple bruise the size of a softball? no problem 10° warmer than yesterday and wimdy? owwie oweww :(((

still floating from three days of sexual and emotional connection so otherworldly my girlfriend in a midnight thesis coined the term "kellykinesis"

i've truly never been so content with my life in my life i am in awe of this living i'm doing with the support of my incredible partners, friends and lovers it was not an easy road by any means but i feel right where i'm supposed to be, strengthening connections, ready for anything i'm all smiles

i have never before hosted an orgy comprised of this many 100% free-range autisms can't decide if i should be documenting all of this or absolutely none

POV you've once again tried to sext me, despite the outcomes

i am on fire and it's the rainy season

when my body hurts me this bad it shall be punished with equal and opposite pleasures the beatings will continue until morale improves (as a promise)

then: deck the halls now: dick and balls SHARE if you AGREE!

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

i guess there's nothing i could have done to stop christmas eve from being sad and weird but this weekend is going to be legendary it's a good thing at least 100 people have opted into Kelly Stories goodnight, yeasayers

rumors of my sluttiness have been.... well not been greatly exaggerated so much as mutated the rumor mill has my history wrong in some very funny ways apparently just had a "yes i am connected to your polycule but not by the node you think" conversation which i left vague just to keep the game fun

waiting patiently for her to wake up so i can show her this

everything in moderation including moderation

we are the daughters of the cats you couldn't shut up

inventing new kinds of wet to be

"because today the I.D. is real but the id is fake"

when u edge yr nb sub a lil too long

finally got a date for my FFS (Facial Feralization Surgery)

facebook sends me an anniversary of the day i befriended at a party a man who'd be sent to prison for standing up to his abusive father his profile picture is a screengrab of bart simpson in the fetal position, sleeping with a book in his arms titled coping with loss dark rain clouds pass overhead

Why are all the trans women from this country so hot?

there are no times it's cool to be allergic to sleep and food but this moment right here is particularly cold

if you know my personal history this is the subtext of every message i initiate

on an oyster cracker bender

holidays are rough for you too eh

trauma is sooooo annoying like why am i sad playing sega rally championship at my favorite arcade rn