Guts from Berserk would be a perfect customer service worker I think. On account of the ability to withstand suffering

killers we forgot

Fever ray makes music for a salamander living in a compost eating honeydew rind

Nancy 5/30/26

Uh oh I have a creature

He's so fat because we let him drink kvass

Pointed this out to beth and said "awwwwhh 😟 a stock bug died" And then realized it was just an actual stick

I'm at work and why do my hands smell like marijuana?

Plantar fasciitis massage has me screaming like Tom in pleasure

Heartbreaking: living wooly mammoth cloned from fossil dna turns out to be super homophobic

Lego ghost painting

"I hope you aren't thinking of another woman when you're pooping"

the bangers don’t stop coming with beetle moses

People will say "I was fighting demons when I was young" and the demons is their onion from Steven universe callout post

Timothee chalamet and ben stiller both found stuck in bowl of weenie mac & cheesy

Every action movie takes place in a universe where "noble bullet" technology exists. Noble bullets only hit their target if it aligns with the goals of the United States government, and become a dramatic shower of sparks if aimed at "a good guy"

Me and Beth picked yaupon holly for tea and I do have to report it's very yummy

girl, go outside and play.

moooooo @highlandkall.bsky.social

consumes you softly

I got a new job where I stand and walk around a lot and I've been exhausted. But that being said I realized today once I got over that initial exhaustion, I felt very strong. Maybe soon I will be absurdly strong

watching mythbusters and hearing the phrase "scent of a lactating bitch" is crazy

cogk

schemes, 2025

"You're the To Pimp A Butterfly of stupid." - @sablazbri.bsky.social

The assassination of Brian Thompson did a lot of things with regards to USA. But one of them? Luigi as a baby name is gaining popularity

I love sleeping on my wife

Got on my glasses while I was wearing them

bf sent me this pic earlier & it made me laugh so hard I felt like I was gonna be sick

Had a dream I had black silicone digitigrade frog feet boots

It's fat fuck Tuesday everybody get your chubby up ⬆️⬆️⬆️🆙

Omelette

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can yall tell i was a cesarean cection

Caterpillar peaking up from behind the garden fence. Waiting for us to leave to strike our leaves.

Interesting guy implied by missing paint

My newest tattoo, courtesy of @sablazbri.bsky.social! I've identified as therian for a while, but for some reason this makes it feel "official" now! 🐺 ΘΔ

I need y'all to know how hard it is to make a harness for a slick lighter with slick paracord

Did something to my wife's lighter

I dunno

Chouriki Sentai Ohranger: The Movie (1995)

Zzz

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.