Pube stick

Girl stare : the painting

every time i look up pup hoods the ai summary adds a bunch of ,,, like a tumblr user who's scared of kinks

Utility kilts are the only piece of gender affirming clothing for libertarians

Accidentally started conversation with a new Vegas NPC while withdrawling from drugs and this is scary

Man, I've never seen a service so ready and willing to shit its own bed as discord is. It's like every couple of weeks they ask us if we're ok with adding a dumbass feature that lets you see what your friends are typing at any given moment

Fat bitch century

Ok

how do yall like my perfume

Listen to ARCMIX#050 - st0p bath by Apocalypse Rave Culture on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/FyBM0t5GhVxc...

Bro don't call it that

Witnessed a murder

Delivering pizza on super bowl day today

Never Forget

I don't know what rite of passage working at a pizza place while Chic N Stu by SOAD plays is but I guess it finally happened in my life.

I felt something crunchy and papery on my lap while driving and was checking to see what it was and this was a really confusing answer

The burnt pineapple rhombus pizza

We have reached the point in American society where every time I deliver pizzas to a big, fancy, suburban house or mcmansion, I make sure to have my phone because I'm kinda afraid I'm gonna get shot to satiate the bloodlust of a suburban dad who thinks his porch is a PVP zone

i took your girl home and hit her with the 3 round burst fired from my squirt gun, she fired a volley of MDMA so fire it made your grandma think she was back in the library of alexandria. let's just say me and your pregnant fiance were pressing our pills together, you dumb motherfucker.

@clowndepot.mariogolf.info on the USPS sticker

Very cool stuff

Incredible shadow no notes

04 Feb 2026

Yup

Man there is nothing scarier than realizing the shadowy men behind the curtain, the people who are responsible for EVERYTHING happening today, type like theyve never used a keyboard before.

happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.

I'm getting FUCKED UP tn!!!

Should have just gotten a dog

ROBOTER #lego

fresh photos now that I’ve let this age a bit

the petliner... yay

Vampire

random character

Commission for !!!!! @lim3gr33n.bsky.social

my bidet is so strong i gotta wipe my mouth after

Absolutely ridiculous Isaac run

Our pizz

I love falling asleep at 9 pm and waking up at 12 bc my body thought it was a nap

???

$10 low stakes cmmissions! 1 character, style discussion optional. i have something i'm paying off i would really like to not worry about anymore! thank you!!!! extra characters + $8 bring me your ideas and ill see what i can do!

Usps worm