Your meatballs are ready!

they’re making the mice sexier

this looks so bad lmao, like those restaurants that charge $1000 for a tomahawk steak wrapped in $20 of gold leaf

#touhou #東方Project

The guy who invented the leaf blower will go down in history among the likes of Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, and Leopold II

Why did Julia Child talk like that

Canon is so good at making cameras that by the 2nd law of thermodynamics or something everything else they do has to bad. Their website is bad, their software is bad, their support is bad Looking for your camera’s user manual? Here’s a shitass short film some dude shot

Can a white boy put a little tajin in his modelo? Can a white boy enjoy some grilled elotes?

Windows 8 build 8171 (Beta/Consumer Preview)

Holy shit they made it real

Rice being the staple crop for half the worlds population is kinda funny bc compared to tubers or wheat or corn, rice has a pretty low calories-per-hectare and requires a lot of water. Rice is so underpowered that China’s own agricultural ministry has been trying to get more farmers to grow potatoes

I understand why other countries put medical gore pictures of smokers on cigarette boxes but we all agree they’re a little too extra, right? Like yeah lung cancer will kill your but your jaw rotting off, eyes popping out, and weenor falling off is like a 1-in-10-billion event

POV your mom took Tylenol while she was pregnant

Fuck my life

the banks in China are full of beautiful Chinese money

I can forgive Trump being a pedophile, I can forgive DOGE getting axed, I can forgive the Big Beautiful Bill exploding the national debt… but take away my H1B SW slop slave laborers? No more Mr. Nice Guy buddy…

“Why are autism rates increasing” is one of those things that can be answered in easy-to-understand language in 5 minutes with a Google search so it’s weird to me officials continually bold-faced lie about it and voters eat it up

They’re announcing Autism 2 on Monday

https://prnt.sc/pf0q1

#touhou #東方Project

I like da one dat sheys shum pulp

Are there guys out there who rage at chess like people do with Valorant or LoL or Siege?

You can have grapefruit while on sertraline if you’re not a fucking pussy about it

Watching the clips of Kash Patel at the recent senate hearing and I did not know he had the nasally YouTuber video-essayist voice

ASCII walkthroughs were a golden age and delivering all walkthroughs through goddamn videos is an absolute monstrosity

ABSTRACT/LANDS.GIF

I set up a threads account

notícias sobre tecnologia em 2012: "a Google vai lançar um novo apetrecho muito divertido galera!!!!" notícias sobre tecnologia em 2025:

“Can you believe this was made with AI” Yeah I can actually because it looks like shit

Elon sends grok to the reeducation camp like once a month bc when it’s tuned to be his chatbot yes-man it refers to itself as Mechahitler and when its tuned to be a semi-accurate search engine it nukes his retarded worldview

liguei meu wii

guerra híbrida

Shes LITERALLY hiding in my wifi

This is interesting. Mikyatto observes that in older games, the lack of hand-holding reveals the player's lack of independence in newer games, and that her critical thinking skills feel attrophied. I think this may be to do with the death of the manual?

in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job

Touhou is one of those things if you ever spend any amount of time on message boards (or the internet outside of social media) you end up learning a lot about it against your will because it’s had a very online fanbase for decades such that “internet culture” has been very heavily influenced by it

If the reddit retvrnposters are changing the DoD to the Department of War can we return the national slogan from in god we trust back to e plurubus unum

@riscy.bsky.social my father got a 2017 miata RF and his life has changed for the better, thank you for your attention to this matter!