Watching a YouTube video about a woman who started a crypto company that shocker, turned out to be a scam and also a way to launder drug money. And people are suprised??? Like yeah thats all crypto is people

I'm gonna let you guys in to my deepest darkest secret. I really wanna see the blue angels one day. But I also know 100% without a single doubt in my mind that somehow me being there would cause them to crash. So I will never see them so that they can continue to fly

Guess who actually has been practicing her new weird keyboard at least 30 mins a day

I hate listening to Fallout lore vids and they use male pronouns to describe the protagonist that doesn't have a cannon identity

I hate when you have to defend a coworker you absolutely hate because a google review of them said there's no such thing as monkey bread. Like no this coworker is a dumbass who should get fired, but money bread is a food that really exists. If you can leave a google review then you can look it up

Me when someone tells me I made their drink wrong, when they simply ordered it wrong

Also I gotta be so fr about the strike on the 13th. I work with one of the big union organizers in my area. She has said several times that the do *not* want a contract they want agreements as a contract has you locked into place.

I think all starbucks employees should be given a bear cup since we don't get a holiday bonus. I want that guy so badly if I worked on Halloween I was planning on being a barista. Please starbs give me the cup. Ill quit my other job for you I promise

Why do these people act like I'm the reason they aren't able to pay their bills

I'm going to bash my fucking brains in

New awareness campaign

This is the type of shit you buy when you can't wake up of a morning. Its foe people who are hard of hearing. Litterally the last option I saw on Amazon for heavy sleepers is a watch that shocks you to wake you up

Why do people wait until the last hour and half of a phone line being open to call on droves???

Where the fuck are the various airline unions during all this? Refuse to touch another plane until atc is getting paid. The people who's jobs it is to make sure your safe aren't getting paid, they're worrying about food about if theyre gonna be homeless. Thats not someone who's focusing on safety

3 years ago I said "I do" to my best friend. Waking up every morning next to my best friend is the highlight of my day, right next to crawling into bed of a night and being pulled across into your arms. I'm so glad to be your wife

Sooo I'm now an arc reader for an author? Like bro what?

Had a deaf couple come into my work last night and felt so bad because I couldnt communicate with them. Gotta start learning asl

Remembering when I told a pilot once, that I would explain to passengers we were jumpstarting the plane when we'd use an air start and him just looking like this meme

Coworkers realized I'm not the most empathetic and started quizzing me on what scenarios I would find a human getting lost in space sadder than I find space robots or Laika. The answer was if someone was unjustly deported there or if it was a child

Incase youre wondering how much i hate Canada. I had a nightmare that I was in the Quebec airport, and I love we airports

They're coming home! They're actually coming home!!!! 2 long years B"H

Crossing my fingers that the hostages are actually coming home 🥳🥳

Just realized I've read 19 books this year... whoops

Finished my first non-happy ending romance novel and what the fuck??? Love doesn't conquer all???? She goes back into a coma?????

Stayed up late to read a book and now my minds spiraling and I cant lay down because I'll just toss and turn and have nightmares and I just cant bring myself back down

Also kinda funny when one of your coworkers comes out as trans and you can't tell which way, so you have to ask to make sure. She's mtf so I had been correct

This shit is why no one actually gets help

Just realized by the time I have my next fully off day (off from with jobs) I'll have worked 20 days straight. Already on day 11. I do have Fridays off from starbs but I work my 9-5 that day and then sat and sun i have off from my 9-5 but I usually have starbs

I don't think people understand how spooky it is to just fall asleep mid sentence and wake up to yourself still taking and having no clue what you're saying. To be afraid to stand or walk because you feel like you're going to topple over at any second.

Rember to 🏴‍☠️ your ea games everyone. Its your moral duty to do so

Yall ever had to use your jobs app to see if there are hours of operation listed for Monday, because the ceo decided to close a lot of stores with a 2 day notice??? Anyways according to the app so far we still are operating on Monday

Gonna get on my soapbox here for a min: but like don't marry someone just for attraction and because you love them. Things happen and peoples appearance and feelings change. Marry someone who you know has similar values and goals for the future. Someone that you get along with even when you argue

I love when I ask if I can put someone on a hold and theyre like "arent you going to ask me why I'm calling??!!" Buddy I take the same 4 calls everyday either: youre checking on your application, you want a discount, you have a term notice, or your service is off. I can look and see which one

Just got yelled at for asking someone what their birthday was lol in case youre wondering how my days been

Gotta love that my work was like "youre a great employee and every customer you talk to loves you. But you take too long between calls so at this time we're not gonna hire you on to the actual company. Maybe next month" as like I'm waiting for them to fire me so I can go back to sleep.

Gotta say little me really did not appreciate recession pop enough back when it was coming out. Fingers crossed we get more since the world seems fucked

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Me: why do i suddenly feel like shit? My husband: youre withdrawing from your psych meds again Whoops anyways if you need me I'll be in a pile on the floor

Don't speak ill of the dead but yet two seconds after telling you my father is dead, I'll happily chip in "but he was a piece of shit so really its a good thing". Like I've been doing this shit for over half my life

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

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You ever go to call your psych in the middle of the night to try and get a refill and learn that the building they were in got shut down months ago and no one contacted you so now your looking as hard and quick as you can for a psych?

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

And now we sit back and watch Republicans ignore the school shooting today while loudly mourning Charlie Kirk.

he died as he lived, justifying gun violence

Before you say this about Charlie Kirk being shot and killed, remember, he didn't think that. He thought gun deaths were an acceptable sacrifice on the altar of the 2nd Amendment.

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“There is no place for political violence in this country” say the politicians using legislation and rhetoric to attack trans people, immigrants, women and BIPOC daily. Just because it’s done with a pen and not a gun doesn’t mean it’s not political violence. Hypocrites. Not that they care.

Youre no better than them for celebrating? And??? Where were their meaningful actions taken when children as young as 6 were slaughtered in their class room? Where was their sorrow? Where was their actions and sorrow when the Hortmans were executed in their own home? I do not give a single fuck

Tots and pairs to man who said gun deaths are still worth it to keep the 2nd amendment