have you ever spent 40 min editing a video and then casually hit X instead of ✅ and lost all your edits? because

things i'm learning from today's buy my day client (no relation to the link below): construction technology is CRAZY advanced. i had no idea. www.rib-software.com/en/blogs/con...

Plus, you get two bonus conference recordings: - Remote Spring '25, featuring sessions on pricing, sales strategy, and live landing page teardowns - MicroConf US 2025 in New Orleans, with talks by @robwalling.com, Anthony Pierri, @punchlinecopy.com, @leenyburger.bsky.social, and more!

lol @ southwest getting bought by PE and then immediately monetizing every aspect of flying, including post-purchase affiliate stuff 🫠

your occasional reminder that you can pay me to lovingly tear apart one page of your website: punchlinecopy.com/jab/

Y'know I'm not supposed to say that word things are correct or incorrect because that's classist and snobby and gatekeeping etc.? "Woah" is incorrect.

come cowork with me in @flow.club sometime! just finished my 1000th session. i think this link gets you 2 weeks free: in.flow.club/i/m/Lianna17...

most people who get involved with animal rescue do it because they care about easing suffering, but the unfortunate part about getting involved is that you see MORE suffering as a result. basically what i’m saying is this week was garbage and i am self-medicating with horse portions of kraft mac.

the gold card feels fancy and heavy and expensive in your hands as ICE drags you away anyway

with all this authoritarianism going on, you should probably know that the phrase is "toe the party line," not "tow the party line". (this will not save you from the thought police but it will save you from the grammar police!)

new audit client feedback. this maaaaybe ties with my all-time fave ("i would follow you into war"). you too can cringe and cry and have a better website!! punchlinecopy.com/jab

uhh took a week off for a meditation retreat and haven't had much to say since then but hi friends!!

Colleen and Lianna here (hiiii) - we started SMG to help close the delta between amazing SaaS products and their absolutely *terrible* (or nonexistent) marketing. The next cohort starts soon! Join at www.saasmarketinggym.com.

This is the kind of cool stuff we'll teach you how to do in SaaS Marketing Gym: Auto-connect + DM new customers on LinkedIn with Pipedream, Apollo, and PhantomBuster. Cohort 4 is open -> saasmarketinggym.com

blows my mind how many people are out here just sneezing and coughing on main, no mask, no elbow, just goopin

James Dobson was one of the evangelical world’s premiere child-beating enthusiasts. His books on how to beat your children are all-time best sellers. “The Strong Willed Child” has sold >2.5 million copies. It’s nearly as ubiquitous as the Bible in evangelical homes. He can rot in hell.

“There's just no substitute for just diving in and doing the work, and I really appreciate how you helped make it approachable and, dare I say, kind of fun.” - SMG member Nick Zadrozny Want to feel this good about your marketing? Join our next cohort (starting Sept. 2): www.saasmarketinggym.com

This man looks like an age-regressed Mr Bean who’s had his puckish humor surgically removed and replaced with evil www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

god every time i re-watch the departed i regret it

saasmarketinggym.com to join ✨

Spray and pray doesn't work for outbound. You need your list to be dialed in. One quick tip - in Sales Nav you can add negative filters to your list. Want to learn more? Join the waitlist for SMG - starting Sept 2nd. 🪄

hi yes it's your friendly neighborhood pedant here again with two mixups i'm real tired of seeing: you are not phased, you're fazed and you are not taking the reigns, you're taking the reins everyone got it? cool

it's incredible how every update intuit makes to quickbooks online makes the user interface worse. i thought it was already the worst it could be but somehow they have done the impossible and made it even harder to navigate! honestly impressed

“I’ve done more work on this company since starting SaaS Marketing Gym than I have since I acquired the company in 2021/2022. I love everything” - Kevin Miller Cohort 4 of SaaS Marketing Gym runs from Sept 2 - Nov 21! Get first dibs: www.saasmarketinggym.com

One big question a lot of SMG founders come in with: "How much or how little should I depend on AI to write my copy?" We have *thoughts*. Get them in person, live on Zoom, during Cohort 4! Save your spot at www.saasmarketinggym.com.

forgot to mention a uniquely infuriating part of these emails lol

going minorly viral on instagram right now, which is weird: www.instagram.com/p/DNJIoOux-Zo/

the humble hotdog evolved from the hotwolf, a culinary artifact we no longer dare confront

3 copy mistakes #SaaS founders should stop making, by @punchlinecopy.com microconf.com/latest/3-cop...

my investment in gumroad continues to pay off 😤

Want to make meaningful progress on your marketing this year (and actually have fun and learn things in the process)? Cohort 4 of SaaS Marketing Gym runs from Sept 2 - Nov 21. Join the waitlist: www.saasmarketinggym.com

had such a fun chat reliving getting fired this morning on CANNED with @nerdseyeview.bsky.social! just you wait. (i'd say my former web-design-agency employer would sue, but i'm not sure they know how to use the internet.)

A content tip that will never, ever get old: Repurpose what you make! (‼️) Here's a quick and dirty graphic we made for SaaS Marketing Gym founders to help them wring all the juice out of their hard content work:

hi hello reviving this lil account to tell you that COHORT 4 of saas marketing gym runs sept 2- nov 21! get on the waitlist: www.saasmarketinggym.com get your marketing sh*t together before thanksgiving so you can relax + coast into 2026 (we realize how insane it is to be saying that in august)

i suppoooose i should business it up a lil bit + let you know that i'm speaking at @marketingprofs.bsky.social b2b forum this fall! #mpb2b and because i love you very deeply yet unproblematically, you can use code SEEMESPEAK to take $150 off the ticket price! do it, coward!! mprofs.com/seemespeak

i am done doing laundry. not physically, but emotionally

i truly love getting to answer calls for be my eyes (www.bemyeyes.com) - it's such a small thing but so cool to connect with people around the world and be part of their day. just answered a call for a lady in denver who wanted to know what kind of meat she'll be cooking tonight (beef sirloin tip)!

jetblue: would u like to add this flight to your calendar? 😇😘 me: sure jetblue: WELL GOOD FUCKIN LUCK ON YOUR TIME TRAVEL SUCKAAAA

what do you call a crab who’s italian royalty? pinchipessa …that is the first joke i’ve written in months and boy is it gonna be a long journey back

would you donate a kidney to a stranger?

South Korean advertising stays on another level

spilled my iced tea on myself in front of all the Laptop Hotties, AMA

july 8, 2025: it finally happened. i drank cold coffee from yesterday’s mug. behold my simple folly.

It was a delight to talk to @oliverdarcy.bsky.social about The Onion thriving in the dumbest environment imaginable. (It's because actual human people subscribe to the good stuff, despite or maybe because of the countervailing Bezosbucks funding dogshit.) www.status.news/p/the-onion-...

disabled kids & their families are in the CAPITOL bldg RIGHT NOW, doing everything they can to meet with & influence House Reps — including confronting them in HALLWAYS! bluesky has helped fund travel for a 2nd wave of families to do this urgent work! let's keep it going!! please donate!👇

the best part about hiring @punchlinecopy.com to do your copy is that the process itself is fun in addition to the copy being fun

it's crazy to me how many high-cost products (engagement rings, luxury goods, etc) have truly god-awful copy that's never even been proofed. wonder how much more they'd sell if literally anyone ever looked at it. anyway here's wonderwall

i live by a simple set of rules. one is: if laser tag is mentioned, we are going to play laser tag.