I left the screen reader options on in Rhythm Heaven Groove because the little girl who does the screen reading looked so sad when I tried to turn it off.

History fun fact: Today would have been the United States' 250th anniversary.

Someone please tell my neighbors that Taylor Swift's wedding is not worth setting off fireworks for. It's not that big a deal.

I hate this tree.

Hey folks, Keeper is on sale for $14.99 on Steam! It's an atmosphere heavy, wordless experience full of surprises. store.steampowered.com/app/3043580/...

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

I don't want kids because I honestly don't think it's ethical to bring new life into a world where the Mets are this bad.

Sometimes I can't stream on the days I promised but it's always for a good reason, like seeing the new Spielberg movie instead.

Atlus may never willingly announce a Persona game again.

changing settings in my router config

Grabbing a big plate of food and loading up the Sony State of Play just in time to see Wolverine spill thirty gallons of blood from six people.

ohhhhh Nosepass. NosePASS. ComPASS. It's an arrow!

Everything's going to be okay!

don’t let anyone tell you different: god loves the new york mets

I'm an Orthodox Nerd so I don't celebrate Star Wars Day until May 25.

Protein seems to be quite popular these days.

TYRESE SPICER PUTS ORLANDO IN FRONT 4-3 AFTER THEY TRAILED 3-0 🤯 One of the greatest comebacks in MLS history, if it holds!

Power outage this morning. Should I even bother fixing the microwave clock when daylight savings time ends in only 184 days?

Serving size: 1 cookie

The Mets are not.

Welp, I'm available for hire I guess :/ tbh it hurts to put so much effort and passion into something just to get purchased by the Onion

Me: I think I'll try doing yoga this morning. Apple Fitness instructor: Let's get started. We'll meet in table, so tuck your tailbone into your ribs and drop your ribs in front of your shoulders. Me: Oh well, another Pop-Tart.

Happy No More TurboTax Commercials Day

YES PLEASE

Super Mario Galaxy is maybe my favorite game of all time and everything I hear about the movie makes me less interested.

Nothing's felt right since Bill Wurtz stopped uploading.

This "Gotta play 'em all" thing is entering its 3rd generation which must be like halfway through right? www.twitch.tv/pinguino

Regular Jeopardy: In 1911, Duke Gièreça controversially portrayed this "peculiar" opera character for a single performance. Celebrity Jeopardy: This geometric shape is best known for having three sides.

This is my favorite Wikipedia disambiguation.

What do you think about the current political situation in the United States?

I just think it’s cool as hell that the Academy decided to preemptively give the 2027 Oscar for Best Picture to Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie.

Does anybody know how to emulate the Sega Pico?

The situation over here is rapidly deteriorating.

Who invented Pikachu and which Nobel prize did we give them?

Getting way into figure skating to try to fill the hole in my heart left by Olympic breakdancing.

The Super Bowl should be in Miami every year. Better timeslot, nighttime halftime show, guaranteed neutral venue.

When I'm president I'm banning daytime halftime shows.

Do you like the Pokémon cartoon because I don't.

I like that the Grammys got with the times and added a game soundtrack category, but Expedition 33 not even being nominated tells me they might not have the voter body to do right by it.

ok FINE i'll watch Bugonia

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My new year's resolution is to play all the Pokémon games.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)