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HEARTBREAKING: the most unfunny guy you know just made a great joke

ok so we have an elected official calling peaceful protestors broke tr4nnies that’s great

MA, CT, and NY are well known for hating each other but they’re probably the group of neighboring states with the most similar politics. would fw living in newyorkonnecticachusetts

yeah that’s it. the US is over party

went to a bakery that described itself as a “microbakery.” wtf is hipsters’ obsession with putting “micro” in front of everything. i have worked in a bakery smaller than that one and it just called itself a fucking bakery. the food was good tho

zuo ci from romance of the three kingdoms is one of my favorite dudes of all time. lived to be 300 by getting massive amounts of pussy, came down from isolation on a mountain to screw with a politician he didn’t like using sorcery, and promptly disappeared back into the mountains

Fuck it what’s your favorite Three Kingdoms meme

this site makes me feel like i stepped into a portal to 2016. RIP harambe 💔

Three Kingdoms: The Zhuge Liang/Zhou Yu Tom and Jerry situation is so funny. Zhou Yu is clearly a brilliant commander and super cool guy in his own right but unfortunately he decided to pick a fight with an actual wizard

oh ok

Just saw this card on the goldfish podcast. Really love the art these guys look chill. I want to eat peaches with them!

unfortunately, susceptibility to bullets was a preexisting condition

greetings from. oil painting on paper

I love that my favourite onion joke happens to be four days older than I am

in elon musks goal of making “x, the everything app” he is ruining what makes the internet great. an actual web of different pages, resources, customized personal spaces, and freedom. he is attempting to streamline that away in favor of having all content be native to x, which is disasterous

King of Hyrule Wishes Ganondorf Well, Promises Peaceful Transfer of Power hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

was watching classic avgn to fall asleep and came across an episode that he ended saying “see you in 2007” like damn the internet is really that old

hello! my name is anthony. consider following me if you like: -classic rock/grunge/emo music (especially thursday and cursive) -romance of the three kingdoms + dynasty warriors -zelda -video games in general -vinny vinesauce -M*A*S*H -knitting -photography

IM SOOOO FUCKING MAD WHY DID I HAVE TO GET POSTBLOCKED ON THE OTHER APP THE DAY RONNIE RADKE GETS DENIED ENTRANCE TO THE UK >:(

my x dot com account has been locked for 7 days for posting an image telling someone who posted gooner slop art of anya from mouthwashing to self terminate :/

Reskeet if ur so so sleepy

every single cabinet announcement

the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes

donald trump nominates jeffrey epsteins corpse as head of department of education

i got 7 day temporarily suspended on twitter for this post lol

i’m a one issue voter and i’ll vote for whichever party vows to put elon musk in jail for the crime of being too cringe

flea markets are amazing

Sometimes I'll put in an absurdly low bid on an eBay auction with the knowledge that I'll definitely get outbid but also a vanishingly slim hope that MAYBE by some miracle nobody else will bid. Anyway that is how I ended up adding this magnificent glass plate negative to my collection!

Hey, it’s the 7/11 dragon!

I'm gathering that this place is Twitter but the people who use it are really smug about how it's not Twitter

FINALLY GOT AN INVITE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO