Let’s go, NFL. youtube.com/shorts/F4jQV...

This was Wes Anderson *as hell.*

Who says romance is dead.

I forgot I still had a Nextdoor account until they started spamming me notifications yesterday.

Fuck ICE. youtu.be/kUDCVnHRMuk?...

Cowards.

Poppy loves to go into our closet to look for stuff that she can carry around. She loves little towels and shoes. Here she pulled a Nine Inch Nails beanie out of the closet, which is appropriate for her. I also caught her returning to the scene of the crime. #dachshund #dogs

Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin

The El Paso-Las Cruces combined statistical area has 1.1 million people, the 56th largest in the US, and no nearby cities. Shutting its airspace for 10 days without explanation is unacceptable. Asking questions and demanding answers is our civic duty in a democracy.

This guy kind of annoys me, but I’m really glad he made this video with the size of his audience. Throw out your Alexa, Ring, and other Amazon hardware. They are all spy tools for the government.

10 years ago Greg Abbott and every other Republican freaked out because they thought Obama was coming to take the state over with a “secret” military mission. This is actual thing is much worse especially with it being a border city with a high Hispanic population. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_He...

This playlist used to be much longer, but I think it was cut down when I canceled my iTunes Match subscription. I’ll work on rebuilding it, but here are some fun songs that aren’t in English that you may recognize. Or maybe not! music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

As you get to removing your Ring cameras this week, go ahead and delete TikTok while you’re at it

Really love to see a racist get mad for being called a racist after they just said the most racist shit ever.

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Me, getting ready for anything.

Some brutal matchups this week.

How many points for this ticket? Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

Weird Al is a national treasure. youtu.be/HPONVyNiWsU?...

22 days. LFG.

The Abyss

Check out the new playlist!

I want to get with you And your sister I think her name is Debra 🎧 #musicsky music.apple.com/us/album/deb...

Good. I hope you’re miserable, bitch.

🎧 Awesome bands you’re not listening to, which you should fix immediately: 1. Slothrust 2. Pool Kids 3. The Beths 4. Remember Sports 5. Weakened Friends All awesome, and all led by women. #musicsky

🎧 Pool Kids fucking rule. #musicsky #vinylsky #vinyl

🎧 This month’s playlist features Remember Sports, Hikes, Daughter, Prostitute, Nihilist Cheerleader, Ratboys, and much more! #musicsky www.downbeat.fm/downbeat-fm-...

🎧 The new Remember Sports was also delivered yesterday. #vinyl #musicsky #vinylsky

The new Downbeat.fm playlist is going out later this morning. Be sure to sign up to be notified!

🎧 Good mail day yesterday. #vinyl #vinylsky #musicsky

Poppy was in an adventurous mood for her walk this morning. #dachshund #dogs

I had the amazing experience of seeing Seu Jorge do these songs live in 2016. I haven’t watched this video yet, but if you are a Bowie fan and haven’t heard Jorge’s covers you gotta give this a watch.

Poppy, Devourer of Pup Cups would like more pup cups to devour. #dachshund #dogs

Every Monday when the trash gets picked up I tell Poppy that “they’re stealing all our stuff” and she jumps right into guard dog mode. The truck had already moved to the next house, but her watch hasn’t ended yet. #dachshund #dogs

I doodled a doodle of Poppy. But she is a dachshund mutt, not a doodle to be found.

My oven was throwing Italian slurs around last night.

Holy shit.

Imagine playing a regular 20 power Infinaut, a +17 power (29 total) Fin Fang Foom, and a +15 power (17 total) Chamber and it still not being enough. That board wins 99.9% of the time for the opponent. I’d be tilted for sure. #MarvelSnap

They put too much frosting on cup cakes now.

Ali has been watching tiny house tours on YouTube and let me tell you every one of these people are more insufferable than the last.

I still have ice on my yard but the ice cream man is driving around the neighborhood. #austin

We got news today that erases six months of stress and worry.

My company’s Slack has 40 “old man yelling at X” emojis. I don’t think that’s enough.

Good mail day yesterday from @danozzi.bsky.social.