Now that I’m a parent, whenever I can’t find my wireless keyboard’s dongle, it’s not “did I accidentally throw it away,” but rather, “did my toddler eat it.” The dongle has been found (and not in a tiny gastrointestinal system).

Breaking my BlueSky hiatus to say whhhaaaat?

Came here to gloat that I beat @drewkc.bsky.social on a random history trivia question

He’s not wrong tho

Happy Birthday to Satchel Paige, baseball’s greatest pitcher ever.

i’m sorry to anyone who put their faith in lisa murkowksi but i’m not sure why you did that

A quote from the @kansascity.com article about Nate’s investigation. Absolutely maddening.

Think it’s time I buy a jersey

The missing persons poster:

#Missouri BlueSky: please help find my buddy from college. Nate is a wonderful human. He was last seen in the #CapeGirardeau area. www.reddit.com/r/CapeGirard...

The cover of the new edition of New York Magazine.

Me, a woman solidly in her thirties, as the skies open up: “My flowers are going to be so happy.”

Hey, I made partner today, and that’s pretty exciting. Five-ish years ago, Drew suggested that, instead of quitting practice, I apply to this union-side labor firm where my professor once worked. That suggestion changed my view of the profession.

Lo in the USWNT kit is everything.

@drewkc.bsky.social and I are participating this weekend in the @marchofdimes.org’s Regional #MarchForBabies in STL. 🧵

Our start to parenthood was completely unexpected. Thanks to the serfactant treatment research that March of Dimes funded, our child is thriving. Please consider making a donation to honor our lil bub.

This one really affirmed my passion for workers’ rights. Also, that wine was 🔥

My 18 mo has started giving kisses on the cheek, and I’m pretty sure they can stoke world peace. Alert The Hague

I thought government handouts were a bad thing

Quite possibly the most conservative circuit in the country.

Vegan friends: help me with what you use as egg alternatives. I’ve heard applesauce in baked goods?

I fully understand the gravity of the situation we are currently in. But I’m also allowing myself to be crushed by it. What starter packs should I follow to balance out my feed?

What happened? White suburban women are gullible and got played.

Let's fuck shit up today

If angst generated electricity, I think I have enough right now to power all of Death Cab’s instruments.

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

Cool, more empty gestures

It’s likely an unpaid college kid just trying to learn the ropes that you’re yelling at. But if they’re working for the bad side, yell at them. Because we’re past the point of civics when we’re fighting a fascist coup.

We need a general strike.

SpaceX is currently litigating the constitutionality of the NLRB’s administrative law judges.

how your email finds me

Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.

The case should continue, as any 1L law student should be able to tell you that a defendant cannot moot a case via voluntary cessation of the complained-of conduct. Maybe not a TRO, but definitely still justiciable.

Ducks AND unionism?! Are we now best friends?

The toddler kept us up from 2 AM onwards this morning. I’m currently rocking him to sleep, and he’s absurdly precious. The powers that be do this on purpose, don’t they? #momsky

THIS TIDBIT WILL GET ME THROUGH THE WEEK. 🩵

I once asked someone what they would do for their kids if the economics in their country were so dismal and the violence so intense. They sputtered a lot.

The Board moves at a glacial speed at the best of times. They are actively trying to dismantle the NLRB.

I’m apparently not even getting an interview, and I’m wrecked.

Dear KCMO, I love you so much. But if any of you goobers wake up my baby with your fireworks, he is your baby for the night.

If a judge said this to me, I would swan dive into the nearest volcano.

This still stands. I, in my 8th year of practice, am still receiving inquiries for positions seeking a 2nd year associate.

Day 2 of #InfluenzaA toddler: he has learned the dog food carton has wheels.

Them: we must trust biology! Biologists: I'mma be real with you - we have no idea what a 'fish' is.

So like, Groundhog Day is coming up. If he sees his shadow, does that mean six more weeks of no NWSL schedule?

Our flight is currently delayed bc a passenger on the last flight stole a seatbelt and they have to replace it. That’s a new one.

I did a really hard thing yesterday. It needed to happen, and I’m glad I did it. But it drained me, and I’m having so much trouble staying on task today.