Hmmm … 🤔

I hope they bury Dick Cheney next to Henry Kissinger. I feel like all of the people who will be visiting one grave will also want to visit the other for the same reason.

Cancel SPOTIFY. They are running ICE ads. F them. www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...

Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed. THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!

Why can’t every month have a No Kings Day? 😩

If you're a top over 9" and we fucked, I probably showed your public dick pics to other bottoms like I caught a prize winning trout =^_^=

If I hit u up and u say you're looking for Gen only, oops my bad, take care. But if u hit me up and then ask for gen after 20 minutes talking, you're literally a pop up ad and I'm reporting u. Put it in your profile and save us all some time 😩

> opens grindr > 1 message, spam > click to report spam > ad starts > closes grindr

Have some dick for the day

NEW: ICE is planning to hire a team of nearly 30 people to surveil social media 24/7, build dossiers on people, and flag them for arrest and deportation. @dell.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-so...

Millennials and younger pull phone chargers out from furniture like previous generations searched for quarters

Some guy on TikTok is threatening to release the Grindr profile of Mike Johnson. Please human, please don’t let God down. 🙏

BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Robert Garcia, ranking member of the House Oversight Committee, announces an investigation into ABC, Sinclair, and Trump Administration after firing of Jimmy Kimmel.

Important to keep remembering and repeating that Kimmel didn't mock Charlie Kirk or celebrate his death in the monologue. He mocked the president's lack of feeling and criticized the regime.

Thirsty Thursday

Putting on a show… #pup #furry #gay #kink #yaoi #bara #muscle

Happy Biceptember #hyper #muscle #musclesuit #biceptember

I drew this art of my partner, and myself! You can always make me smile, @virgothedrusky.bsky.social! Thank you for always being the Drusky with the biggest heart! I'm going to try to post more of my art online for others to see! #furry #furryart #furrylove #fursuiters #digitalart #art

Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.

Bluesky right now ...

We haven't been to the beach all summer because Trump canceled funding to national parks, so there's no life guards at the nude beach in nj.

Hey @pattonoswalt.bsky.social you're too much a nerd to have let that writing fly on that New Worlds ep. Did you point out to the writers that they don't just get super logical from being genetically vulcan and need to do the kolinahr to get the control? Cmon you know this!

Anyone else get a strong craving for cheese after they nut that's starting to interfere with doxy timing or is that just me? (ppl shoud avoid calcium foods when taking doxy pep)

Birthday suit position 🎈🎂

So I'm playing a lot of @palworld-official.bsky.social lately. It's increasingly surprising that this was sued by Pokemon and not Ark haha. But it's clearly distinguishable from both because multiplayer works. Honestly best game I've played in a while

Coming out of the closet and meeting your partner's family are the same emotion.

Caldwell #NoKings

We rescued a shelter dog. He's so good (for a husky) but my older dog is a couch and bed guarding brat

Shay somno

Cheat Days now refer to days when ur not on dexy pep so u can have as much cheese as u want

Sometimes I really feel related to the chimps in a zoo. I can almost hear David Attenborough narrating "the primate leaves some of its food nearby the neat in case it becomes hungry" while I only eat half my nut bar in bed

Oh yeah if you made the mistake of going to GSFTW... x.com/furgeddabout...

You ever get the feeling, sitting down in a public restroom, like you interrupted someone else's hookup? Yall can continue

Why is it so morally unacceptable to lie down outside/in public?

Stop paying baldur's 3 and play with my muzz @shaythemutt.bsky.social

Man i haven't gotten my butt out of the actual house for a protest since prop8 ... I should go to this. They're gonna be targeting porn makers soon anyway so prob gonna go ahead and wear my pup mask.

In olden days we used to pay $0.10 per text message. Good thing itemized message fees didn't catch on long. *sits through 3 grindr ads per message*

I got Shay some noods for Valentines

Watching every profile on sniffies switch to hosting when it snows. It's like the Waffle House scale but if no one owned a 4wd truck

It isn't leading to oral yall can stop waiting 😭

More slaps! Guess what we're doing today lol

Slap slap slap slap @shaythemutt.bsky.social

We watched star trek section 31 and it was pretty bad, probably the worst star trek property so far, down there with star trek nemesis, but with less emotion than nemesis had.

My biggest old man pet peve with gen z is that their adult accounts write +18 instead of 18+. Like you must be at least 0+18 I guess, instead of meaning 18 and over. Worse is 🔞, which can only mean "not for 18 year olds" or "I am not 18."

A nice fat giant cumshot with @pupboog.bsky.social painting my pupper face! So much wagging too haha, filmed by @ellisafterwork.bsky.social #cumshot #gayporn #hyperspermia There's more dick sucking but lets be real, this is the part everyone wants XD

yes this collosal cumshot comes with a video. and it's all real cum too, my buddy Pup Boog has honest to dog hyperspermia ^_^ #gaydogs #pupplay #cumshot