damn chat gpt, i just wanted to see what the girl with the beans on her head would look like as a tattoo — tf is this!!!?

i chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of” — let’s break that down for a second: “YOU” “PEOPLE.” I mean, should I say more?

@intactagainpodcast.bsky.social you don’t have to like EVERY post mentioning foreskin

guys, I don’t mean to freak anyone out, but I literally just found out they want to put a tariff on cum tributes

also jesus fuck, i am so putting off checking the news the last few days

@logoffsean.bsky.social just introduced me to Ela Minus, and firstly DAMN, secondteenthly am I the only one who’s getting Eathbound soundfont vibes? youtube.com/playlist?lis...

hey buddy! the jerk store called and they said “[you’re] trying to unionize” — respect 👊

academics be like “one more paper, bro”

me after i drink two energy drinks in one day

I’ve got nothing better to do, so let’s go through some old 7”s of bands I (kinda) forgot about

Imagine Dragons. No smaller. Imagine Lizards

bsky sweeties, what is a good alt to instagram?

i feel like such an idiot knowing i had wiped my ass standing up for like 75% of my life

Feebee Brijjers

lol what position is “verse”, it’s ‘vers’ dummy

LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can

this mfer really still doing this shit youtu.be/xxx60fIscKI?...

christmas innit?

seasons greasons everyone

Virgin Mary my ass

Akio Matsuyoshi

so sick of christians just picking and choosing which parts of all dogs go to heaven lore to believe in

cos youre not hardcore, unless you kvetch hardcore

Citizen Raising Cane’s

DO NOT: yuck my yum, vex my vag’, or ick my dick

Sometimes you have to write 10,000 words to make a meme.

i promise to be gentle with your bleeding heart 🐦‍⬛

help! my landlord Salik will not stop calling me “white boy fresh” and the stress of it has made me develop a pretty significant online gambling addiction. please tell him that I go by just “leland” now.

unsupportive italian uncle: you’re in a fugue state you say? sounds messy, how about you just fugge-etaboutit

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

can someome please tell stanley to stop making all these sexually-charged marbel movies?

so, do the transformers fuck or what?

muppet chappell roan would be like “it’s a femininenah mahna”

my mom’s new husband (Greer) fears me because he knows the truth: i’ve learned everything there is to know about bitcoin

wait….this elon musk?

bad news guys. if anyone knows of a naturopath named tiguan who works out of the denny’s washroom in east brunswick (just off of 18), please tell him the chakra transplant did NOT work and i can no longer see the color yellow

if i was a professional pitcher my nickname would be Yeet T, cos you know those tosses would be outta this world

fred stole the nookie from the nookie jar

One will never know the lowest level of self-loathing until one has bought oneself a Big Turk

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aphex twink

Adding Chrystia Freeland to the Victims of Communism Memorial

A PSA for Act Against AIDS, an initiative to combat misinformation about HIV, that legendary Puyo Puyo and shmup developer COMPILE often prominently included in the opening credits of their mid-90's game output.

🕹️ Shanghai II 📚 Oh!X 1990 02 👤 @detchibe.bsky.social

Milkshake Duck (1971)