Read. Every. Dialogue. Line. Aloud.

tbh I’d be down to see a band called Florence vs. The Machine.

Been thinking about EA Sports BIG lately and wish I still had my GameCube. I winder if getting back into GameCube now would be super expensive? youtu.be/9BCBlz8Jq8U?...

Here it is, over 4K words on what happened after the headline grabbing “$54 million in NFT sales” for Peter Molyneux’s game Legacy. Many players lost thousands chasing a “play to earn” hype train that evaporated almost immediately when the game launched. arstechnica.com/gaming/2026/...

Kinda weird how they stopped asking about the Epstein files, isn’t it?

I am so hot and so cold all at once. I'm sick.

This all sounds TOTALLY real and it DEFINITELY happened.

Trump has posted "LET THE SHOW GO ON" in relation to getting back on stage and I repeat: even if this is all real, it's fake.

We are having a lot of fun making stuff for this. We already have the first few main episodes recorded, along with some special Patreon bonus episodes (for the free AND paid tier).

Anyone who expected the Michael Jackson movie produced by Michael Jackson’s family, starring Michael Jackson’s nephew as Michael Jackson to tell an accurate Michael Jackson story, is a fool and probably related to Michael Jackson.

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

A good time for a reminder that locking people up for low level marijuana offenses doesn’t solve anything and our federal laws need to catch up with the times

Imagine if we had stopped being so dependent on oil all of those times the smart people said “we should stop being so dependent on oil.”

You know it’s Mania time when your flight is full of wrestlers.

Any friends in Vegas for Cinemacon: I’m flying in tomorrow for Wrestlemania week. Hit me up if you wanna grab coffee!

We're still a bit off from officially launching @wrestlebuds.bsky.social with me and my bestie @haynerland.com. Here's a trailer and you can subscribe or whatever. In addition to the audio podcast, there will be various video components, which will all be available for free on Patreon in the future

I’m pissed off at you all for not telling me about Ink Master sooner.

…or better?

"Pat McAfee. You wanna talk about ticket sales? Call up the agent who was foolish enough to shoehorn you into the business. Tell him to lower the ticket prices." CM Punk went OFF!

Make that 15. Subscribe now!

Jack Black is hosting #SNL tonight:

Nothing But Respect for MY Project Hail Mary.

This is brilliant.

This week, @haynerland.com and @immatelfring.com are talking about WWE 2K26's Ringside Pass, monetization, and more.

Variety spends the first 8 grafs on JKR being a piece of transphobic shit in this article and that's the way every single report on her should work actually.

Casual Yelling has a video version for paid subscribers of @haynerland.com and myself talking about video games and WWE 2K26. A much more focused (on 2K26), audio only version will be available this year at @casualyellingpod.bsky.social

What if we did more wrestle buddies?

I am so intrigued by this. If done right, it’s everything I want in a deck builder.

I failed to mention that one episode is a Wrestle Buddies reunion with @haynerland.com.

I know this has circulated with alacrity recently, so you may have already seen it, but if you haven't... WOW BOY HOWDY it's the most useful thing. Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service: cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...

Maybe the airlines should pay the TSA employees.

🇻🇪🏆Once again, the final of the World Baseball Classic delivered a game worth remembering. This time, it was Venezuela breaking through against Team u.s., with a win(3-2) bound to resonate throughout the country. #WBC⚾ ca.sports.yahoo.com/world-baseba...

Not a single call about this. Where's Josh D'Amaro?

But the maypole dancing! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

The last thing we need right now is more Firefly.

I have a three-word pitch, and I welcome all agents to reach out. FX PRESENTS: ALF.

Bandido’s Super Dragon mask is fucking PEAK. #aewrevolution

Sinners' Autumn Durald is officially the first woman to win the Oscar for Best Cinematography.

Misty Copeland comes out of retirement to put Timothée Chalamet in his place during a live ‘Sinners’ performance at the #Oscars.

Sinners is the proverbial everything.

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL WRESTLING Volume 45

Mr. Put That Sh!t On

Toni Storm deserves better than this.

Why watch the Oscars? Sinners was the best movie last year. There I saved you four hours.

Whoever could have seen this coming except for literally all of us

V.I.P. (2001) #PS1 #PlayStation

Does Seth Rollins control the Foot Clan?

So, still weird and surreal to hear my name be said by the announcer in #WWE2K26. I'm no longer "Mat El-Ron." Wrestle Buddies still lives again in WWE games. Yes, you can also pick "Hayner" as a last name as well.