💀 DFL WATCH - WM Phoenix Open 🇺🇸 Thomas Avant is in DEAD LAST at +6 thru 14 📉 OTT: -0.8 | APP: -1.8 | Putt: -1.3 #golf #wmopen #16

The best golf tournaments are the ones where everybody appears to be terrible at golf

This Phil shot tracker is about to go so hard

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Folks, hopefully the site runs smoothly tomorrow. Will have to address any potential issues as me and my backend dev will be tied up with no access to phones all day tomorrow 👀 #TheMasters

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Sick spear

Winning any money this year in a bracket pool is a mark of shame. You might know ball but you do NOT love ball.

Timeout. And they'll be looking at whether a hair came off the top of Houston assistant coach Hollis Price's head, landed onto the floor and caused Tennessee to slip and go out of bounds on that controversial play from 10 minutes ago. Gotta get this one right.

I don't feel right watching this. Like watching a high schooler beat up a 3rd grader. Somebody needs to step in.

I'm almost ready to move past #BanReview and on to #BanOfficials. Call your own fouls. Each team gets ONE challenge that goes directly to GENE. If Gene disagrees with the foul call, the player that called the foul is ejected. If you correctly challenge, you get your challenge back.

How are we able to watch like 8 replays before the refs even announce that they have decided to review the play? #BanReview

“You don’t need a 3 here” is the worst phrase that has ever entered the American lexicon. Whenever that is said, reject it. YOU NEED THE THREE! THREE IS BETTER THAN TWO! 3 > 2!!! You are a NERDDDDDDD if you say “You don’t need a 3 here”

As a society, we need to be comfortable with an occasional call in a basketball game not being 100% correct. It is 1am. I have work in the morning. #BanReview #ban #review @fbi @cia

BAN. REVIEW. Let’s get it trending. #ban #review #BANREVIEW #banreview #arehashtagscasesensitive #BanReview #banReview #Banreview #BAN_Review #ban-review #snake_case #camelCase #kebab-case #justincase

Can’t believe the first time we truly need the double box is after midnight in the sweet 16

Hate how much cool stuff Cooper Flagg is doing in this game

Cooper Flagg got the muscle definition of linguine

#Alabama was tonight's most popular survivor pick, with a clean 50% of entries choosing The Tide. The Tide dominates and 50% of entries advance. But maybe burned them too early...? Time will tell...

Are these games starting later or am I just getting older? I’m cranky as sin about this

Well there might end up being a decent sweet 16 game but unfortunately lll be well into my GOT DANG rem cycle

Van Gundy just casually dropping that his dad hated him. Gotta leave that at the therapists office brother. Got his colleagues frazzled

BAN. REVIEW. Let’s get it trending. #ban #review #BANREVIEW #banreview #arehashtagscasesensitive #BanReview #banReview #Banreview #BAN_Review #ban-review #snake_case #camelCase #kebab-case #justincase

Hitting only the backboard on a shot is worse than an airball

BAN REPLAY

#Maryland was picked by 36% of entries in the 4th leg of #MarchMadnessSurvivor. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of those people (or yourself) can unclench.

DOUBLE ORDER!!!! 🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅

FINALLY!!! 🧅🧅🧅🧅

Whoever is responsible for the return of the Little Piggy commercial deserves to be brought up on war crimes charges.

I would like to speak to whoever is in charge of scheduling these games. Why would you schedule a lull in the middle of the day and start multiple games after 8:30pm?

You can put your beer on the couch. It just takes courage. Gumption. Grit.

Hearing the clip of that lady gaga song for the 70th time in the past three days

I need a buzzer beater like I need air

Hearing the Geico piggy commercial for the 23rd time in two days

Hey Alexa play Heaven by Los Lobos

Drake University:

I've seen enough. Bennett Stirtz is 2025's official March Madness Guy.

I'm not ready to McNeese / I'm not ready to back down

The McNeese Cowboy has a bit of a resemblance…

(Kendrick Lamar voice) 🗣️WOFFOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD

#Clemson was the 3rd most popular pick in our survivor pools. Picked by 11% of squads. And now they're OUT.

CBS producers when they realize they can get a shot of an injured player’s mother

Joe Lunardi has #Drake as an 11 seed...Another W for Kendrick #MarchMadness #SayDrake

Brb firing my graphic designer

We have arrived. I made Genius Pools because I love running pools for family and friends and was tired of running everything through Excel, texting people to make their picks, and manually sending out screenshots of results. There is a better way. Let's have some fun! #sportsky #ncaa #marchmadness