lmao people worrying about an apple watch in a SCIF when these guys are drawing up war plans in claude and placing side bets with online bookies

The Gen X urge to text friends my colonoscopy prep instructions.

Bring back the 4K couple you cowards.

This is one of many reasons to disband the Department of Homeland Security.

hey @nytimes.com i had the scoop on this story hours ago. add a reference in your story to my name and outlet. thanks. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...

@brentterhune.bsky.social , it is your time.

AWS (Antifa Web Services) doing the #NoPings protest today

@mmasnick.bsky.social Just saw this on reddit. www.reddit.com/r/interestin... I miss the selfie monkey posts on TD.

FRENCHS TO FUNCTION AS THE CONDIMENT OF HOT DOGS.

Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers

Epstein made $$$ billing himself as a tax wizard. Here's the catch: he wasn't an accountant or lawyer. His financial advice was ordinary at best. It looks like a cover story to hide his sex trafficking. My question: why didn't investigators follow the money?

This is incredible

Why is Tommy Tuberville able to grind all government business to a halt but Dems can’t stop an unelected billionaire from pillaging all our tax data?

There are few things as cost effective as Narcan, especially in a country where (entirely preventable) opioid overdoses have been a leading cause of death for years. For every 6 kits distributed 1 OD is prevented. The $56M in this grant trained >66K people and distributed >282,500 kits in 2024 alone

@bryancurtis.bsky.social , only in journalism..."mired in controversy" about Casey Desantis.

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read. He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

The top five egg producers own roughly half of all U.S. laying hens. The biggest of those corporations is Cal-Maine, which just announced quarterly profits of $509 million — more than 3x what it made a year ago. Corporate concentration + bird flu = a price-hiking free for all.

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Me in the national security team group chat

Generations of American patriots, from our revolution onward, have fought for the principles Zelenskyy is risking his life to defend. But today, Donald Trump and JD Vance attacked Zelenskyy and pressured him to surrender the freedom of his people to the KGB war criminal who invaded Ukraine.

The cost of eggs locally is $4.17

PINCH ME

Figure I'd throw mine out there.

It’s telling that Walz is “redefining” American masculinity. The guy’s a stereotypical macho man—veteran, hunter and football coach—but the fact that he’s also a nice dude makes it a paradigm shift. He isn’t known for his knitting skills. We’ve just come to associate masculinity with being a dick.

I AM VERY NORMAL. NOT WEIRD. DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR THE ELVES IN THE WALLS THEY ARE SCRATCHING AND SCRATCHING AND WHISPERING WHAT IS IN THE WALLS THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

Cheap phone. This picture took five minutes @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Neat, DNS verification working

@pietownguy.bsky.social let's see if gifs work.

This meal cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

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