using a tight combination of paracetemol and dehydration to build a pantone colour board of all the yellows using my pee

this is homestuck we clown in this mfer take your sensitive ass back to hazbin

i have this massive evil tattoo of rosa parks on my back that tells me to kick lampposts and pee on gravestones

christmas day i woke up with a boner called that shit my yule log i fucked up a whole ass pizza in 4 minutes today shit was craaazyyy

is "listens to one specific genre of metal that always kind of sucks" a manager green flag or red flag

top queer tips: if you live in a house with tgirls on hrt remember to collect their urine in a large vat. it can be distilled into a gently perfumed syrup for its magical healing properties.

i shouldnt have googled the lion king

ikea makes me so horny ngl

great account

guitar hero/ddr/beatmania peeps: are there any good custom pcb mini keyboard controllers or general controllers that work as two handed controllers? im looking for something non specialised that i can use for a variety of games that works without a desk. #guitarhero #ddr #beatmania

the media response to israel's genocide is going to fracture so much faith in trusted media to the point i wouldnt be surprised if it creates a longlasting uptick in misinformation from across the left.

the first gamer president of the united states

genuinely quite fascinated by this a24 adaptation, given how much this story shifts and how constant elon has become to political and cultural discussions. might actually read the biography to get a feel for how the shape of the narrative might play out

mama dont cry for me im goin to a better place now

vox post written by 35 year old titled 'gen z has invented a new type of word called a "slurlet" - heres the lowdown' and the whole article is written from the perspective of a friendly vole who lives by the riverbank with all his animal friends

do you think luigi ever has to quietly crank one out on the bottom bunk while marios asleep

Finally tablet my tablt

i need a pack of marlboro reds and a pawjob RIGHT NOW!!!!

very intriguing project. im a massive fan of recontextualising content using different ui styles and how much value a good ui can bring to content consumption. not sure if bluesky/fedi is really generating enough video to make this something id actively use, but cool all the same.

ok so graysky my new android just lets you see likes??? i dont think you can even toggle that in the app or on desktop so this is just kind of like available information to anyone also sorry bedell for just picking you as my example you were the first account i saw

awful fuckin design on the dropdown menus. idk if this is a phone bug or if its just like this on graysky always, but this is a dealbreaker.

its not even like its a functional system, there's still plenty of nsfw on my dedicated acc, no part of this has actually worked. creators find workarounds, users find workaround

moving to a new android client to see if that makes this a little bit better, lets see how graysky works

the forced verification fucking sucks ass, like genuinely attrocious. neither method works, both give me errors. i just want to get rid of this fucking banner for christs sake.

somethin i've been playin around with recently is you can just straight up put the drums from any song over a ryoji ikeda track without even beatmatching them and it sounds crazy

the loos at leamington spa station are very clean! thank you leamington spa cleaning staff! my wee was very comfortable!

DEAD baby shoes

dry humping a large pile of torillas

hold the people you love closer than anything. they matter more than anything in the world. protect them with your heart your hands your mind anything you can muster.

patton oswalt transition. patton oswalt transition. patton oswalt transition. patton oswalt transition. i demand it.

ngl elon musk as a name has always sounded like someones particularly stinky raccoon sona. i think someone could use this

arrested after breaking into a dentist to steal all the wisdom teeth. they want to keep me regular and dumb they dont know what i could do with all that wisdom

this is the world I want

inside scoop: wes anderson's next film is about the defecit and adrian brody is going to play the dollar

scorsese averages on letterboxd are insane because yeah these films are good but like none of them drop below a 3.7 even gangs of new york a film i personally consider to be fucking attrocious and bringing up the dead which is more of a nick cage film than anything

making bootleg graphic tees of various bowser renders captioned by coordinates to various locations in random forests in austria #sidehustle

"insert topic here is wild" videos are going to quickly consume every topic possible. soon the elegant beauty of a sunset viewed from the top of a tall bridge with someone you want to love forever will be wild. algorithms are #weird

tally hall discourse versus and a large sentient pile of shit a la conkers bad fur day but a bit smaller and maybe a bit hotter im not sure how we're gonna make shit hot im sure someone knowe

im brewing 18,000 metric tonnes of co2 in an attempt to get myself on the industrial climate change contributors league table. first lidl, then the world.

my existence is an idle hell, a waiting room for suffering, lurching forwards into every bear trap the universe deems i should step in. image of kitty cat looking silly.

by "sanitizing queer spaces" i mean "blasting a large crowd of bottoms with a cold hose"

i hope industry thanks me at the end of the day for my contributions.

You mean the folk who invented algebra, algorithms, the concept of zero, the first hospital, most early surgical instruments, universities, the toothbrush and pioneered navigation and cartography? Who we also wouldn't have coffee or lemons or guitars without? Sounds awesome

looking to get into diffferent african music genres, does anyone have any good rec for genres, scenes or artists? i have heard a good portion of fela kuti's recorded discography.

watching users of a discord server talk about which pokemon they'd fuck and now i know what it's like to be around me when i'm talking about music

i was going to decry this video but its not as actually awful as i thought it was. its still symptomatic of a lot wrong with "pop analysis"

Cali livin

anyone that says breakcore doesn't belong on vinyl is a fiend and must be placed in the goopy sound chamber accordingly

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