time's "person of the year" is a descriptive title, not a prescriptive one. its not meant to be a compliment necessarily. even so, this is cringe and lame

crazy to think that trump's first choice for a country to do this to was canada. i legit think if he'd had his druthers this shit would be happening off the coast of alaska and british columbia rn

evil. evil. evil. genuinely satanic. i pray there is a hell for the makers of this abomination to go to

average homosexual driver

cannot get over this photo of some daily wire hosts. look at this cut on michael knowles's pants. this guy is a millionaire and he looks like he's about 12 years old and 4 feet tall

it's crazy how obama betrayed the left and committed mad drone strike war crimes and yet still remains the least evil president of my lifetime

one of the coolest parts of being young in the 21st century is knowing that i'm in for a lot more news photographs like this one

I GOT DA JOB

i think we have to believe this because to believe otherwise would be life-ruining. but as much as i hate capitalism, i do not at all question the unbeatable human ability to replace it with something just as fucking dumb

i can tell i'm getting older bc i almost slipped in the shower a few days ago and i've been shuddering at the thought ever since

oooooooour house is a very very very fine house with soft dicks in the yard they used to be so hard

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

a great millennial shibboleth for discerning a person's cultural universe is asking them who made the song "what you know". except for me, i enjoy two door cinema club and old school TI equally

after waiting six months for a canadian work permit and spending the next six months hunting for a job, i may have actually landed myself a full time spot today. fingers and dicks crossed

the american people wouldn't have supported it. at a certain point in the legal process, they would have balked at the image of a president on trial. there's a reason nixon received such thorough public rehabilitation in the 80s and 90s: most americans wanted him out of office, but little else

god i'm so glad i live in a foreign country with actual rigorous food safety standards and i never have to pay any attention to these headlines now

very proud as a millennial that i managed to miss the lcd soundsystem hype train. they're not bad by any means, they have a half dozen or so excellent songs, but oh my god, i do not miss growing up in a blog era where everyone was convinced they were THEE 21st century band

a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization

nothing made me angrier taking the LSAT than all the kids with legit needs who felt embarrassed to ask for accommodations and sometimes didn't at all, while every rich kid in my study discord was self-admittedly seeking a bogus diagnosis to access extended test time and breaks

yeah im from the 70s

considering the life expectancy for trans women i see no reason i shouldn't be retired at 31

call me crazy but i'm starting to think there's something wrong with this trump guy

there needs to be a term for the kind of naive liberal who, in spite of all available evidence, consistently assumes the other side is acting in good faith and analyzes their position seriously. stop. that's a mistake. right wingers don't believe in anything and have no intellectual honesty.

speak for yourself i am absolutely a vessel for sin

theodore roosevelt wouldve been a chaser. franklin too

"i was politically aware under bush 2 and i still remember it" seems like an incredibly niche position. having a long term memory makes you a freak in political discourse just as much as seeing the future would

was watching concert clips on youtube and got autoplayed a vid of kanye doing "heartless" live in south korea earlier this year. i couldn't help but watch and for a second allow myself to imagine a reality where he isn't insane and has become a respected elder in hip hop. it was honestly sad as hell

so many people on instagram act as if cutwater drinks are some sort of evil magic elixir that gets you biblically hammered, when it's literally just a double. that's all it is. this is an ancient concept this isn't new shit. it's 3 ounces of hard liquor. let's get with it lads

i never identified with the "cousin walk" stereotype of thanksgiving. at my family home we roll joints right at the dinner table

i hate to agree with a blonde white woman but yeah if you call me a USian on here i'm gonna assume you're a giant theory dork who spends too much time online

go to mcdonald's and get a double cheeseburger. i'm literally not even kidding. there's no way it doesn't beat a cold grocery store pre-packaged ham and lettuce

so sad i'm not home in the US for thanksgiving this year. thanksgiving eve is always such a top tier drinking night. have one on me my american kings queens and enbies

a hallmark of watching sports in canada is forgetting to turn the stream off and then you look up 20 minutes later and for some reason curling is on

me: i’m trans society (2018): okay! me: i’m trans society (2025): i’ll kill you me: i’m trans society (2032): okay! me: i’m trans society (2040): i’ll kill you me: im tr

i love seeing bolsonaro fall as much as the next leftist, but let's not pretend him being sent to prison is some historic win. something like 3/4 of brazil's most recent presidents went to prison after leaving office, it's their de facto retirement home for former politicians

going outside her window with a boombox and blasting this

all that trt got his balls softer than a trans woman's i'm sure

if jesus and god played a game of mortal kombat against each other who would win

really loving the new Geese album but uncomfortable with the fact that the best rock music coming out right now is made by people nearly a decade younger than me

i love florence ashley but i can't help but wonder if "go to therapy" people have ever actually tried to go to therapy themselves, bc if they had they should know how expensive, time-consuming, and generally difficult it is to find a therapist. one of my friends has been on a wait list for 16 months

checked facebook for the first time in a while and apparently they've locked me out of my account for some reason and i can't express how much i cannot be bothered to get back into it

this is true but you know what's even better? reading a book lol

gen z'ers? bro we were doing this in 2010. what you know about the hat man

mike pondsmith is the coolest creator in the history of board games and it's not particularly close

my credit card balance is between my bank and god. i don't need to be involved