Dreamt I dialed a friend. A stranger answers: "This is Steve Smittelgluck."
"Oh, sorry, I must have the wrong number," I say.
"Oh really? Then why do you have 'Insult Steve Smittelgluck' on your to-do list?"
I look at my hand-written list, and sure enough, there it is. Well, this is awkward.
11 months ago