My latest contribution to the household

I love visiting cities because they’re so cool and there’s so much to see but it’s always funny because it further confirms that I am a country mouse through and through

Watching a TikTok of a guy saying he’s fascinated by people from Boston talking about what they’re gonna do to ICE when they show up even tho it’s a racist city and the comments from white people from Boston are so unbelievably embarrassing I’m in awe

We went to a few farm stands in town on Sunday and I got a little bottle of chocolate milk on a whim.. this is the best chocolate milk I’ve ever had

“Donny Osmund really put his whole ass into that song” - message I just sent my TL because we’ve got Mulan songs stuck in our head

Bristol’s bed head is KILLING me

Found out that my brother, Shannon, and Bristol are all coming home for Easter and I’m so excited 😭😭 AND Bristol can almost say Theia!!!

Two brain cells left and they’re both fighting for third place

Landed myself on the local “right to life” website and I need these people to get a grip so bad because this is ludicrous 😭

Extremely excited to go visit Lydia next weekend but also extremely nervous because I’ve never been to New York 🙃

a person: are u fucking stupid me:

Out the door in sandals today because it’s 47° and sunny idc if there’s still snow on the ground happy summer everyone

growing up the way I did (rural, working class) and seeing the way military recruiters preyed on my friends and family obviously colors my opinion here, but if we’re serious about organizing and liberating the poor and working class, veterans are gonna be a necessary part of that.

vets are certainly not all MAGA or Republican or whatever. like a lot of people, half the kids I grew up with and at least one cousin joined up because we’re from a poor and working class rural area with no industry or educational opportunities, wtf else were they gonna do

I have no idea what my personal style is. I don’t know how to dress. I’m having a crisis about this

At the risk of sounding like a boomer what is wrong with kids 😭 I just got trapped where I walk the dogs because this group of teenagers were using the fence we have to go home through as a jungle gym and just kept laughing saying they were keeping me from going through

Finally got pulled over for my registration/inspection that expired in August 🤡 got my registration taken care of but now I’m scrambling for an inspection before I drive to the coast on Saturday 😭

I’m so blown away by the girl missing in the DR because I, personally, can’t imagine leaving my drunk friend alone with a random guy in a foreign country, then not reporting her missing for 12 hours and going on an excursion in the meantime. I’m genuinely baffled/horrified

Currently planning a trip to way up in Maine this summer so we can go on a puffin tour

Crocheting bird nests for an org that does transport to animal rehabs as a service project at work and I really need Michael’s to come through with some killer coupons so I can get the right type of yarn

If Jeff shows me his happy hockey team or tells me how good they are one more time we’re gonna end up on dateline. MY TEAM GOT NUKED TODAY I AM GOING THROUGH IT RIGHT NOW

Tuukka, Bergy, and Razor fighting for their lives to not rip this abysmal ass team to shreds is killing me

Here’s what y’all’s nephews did at Peanut Butter Picasso Day at daycare

Oh we’re not off to a good start today. Send help

Whoever invented the heating pad you can wrap around yourself deserves a Nobel prize and I’m so serious

Oh the self loathing is SO high today

I just went to pack away dinner leftovers and I… don’t know how my fridge got so full. There’s so much food and I don’t remember acquiring it

I follow a lot of animal sanctuaries/rescues and I try really hard to not get sucked in by every donation request post bc I would truly go broke with how often I want to donate. But one got me today with an emergency rescue they had to do for two piglets w the most awful backstory I couldn’t resist

The squirrels are wreaking havoc on all the area dumpsters rn because I’ve had to pull the corgis away from a breakfast sandwich from dunks, a chunk of a calzone and half a grinder from the pizza place, and some fries from Wendy’s on our walk

My SAD is at a fever pitch + we’re in the busiest/most frustrating time of the term rn which is a brutal combination and in turn it’s making me a horrendous friend/wife/family member so I need someone to come put me down

tell nikola jokic that donald trump is anti-horse

Here’s what y’all’s nephews brought home from their daycare Mardi Paws party

Typical corgis. @dexilemeis.bsky.social I think we have to go claim Loki, Thor, and Tessie.

A full body stress rash from work is really not the vibe I want before lunch on Monday

Today has thoroughly and completely handed my ass to me and I’m exhausted

Hello just in case other people were like me and hadn’t heard- we just had our first ever sighting of a great white shark pup in the wild!!

I miss the fancy Central Park duck so much. He was such a diva

Found out the boys daycare is doing a Mardi Paws party next Tuesday so I have a reason to live for at least one more week

Yeah good luck girlypop that’s how I ended up paying $30/mo to watch these stupid himbos piss me off 2-4x/week. Started as a bit bc the goalie’s cute and now I’m about to start billing the whole organization for blood pressure medication

One of my really nice knives fell out of the drying rack and slipped down into a spot I couldn’t see where water was apparently collecting because I found it today and it’s rusted all to hell to the point where there’s literal chunks missing from the thinned part of the blade 🫠

Our elderly neighbor gave us a full chicken breast to thank us for always helping him which is very nice but I’ve never roasted an entire chicken in my life so everyone wish me luck

Was explaining to my parents on Saturday that I don’t put out doormats that say things like “welcome” because it can be seen as an invitation by the fae and my dad was staring at me like I lost my mind

My mom’s anxiety is so bad it’s an act of Congress to admit she wants to do any activity but she’s dying to go to a hockey game and my dad’s been wanting to go for years so it’s now my sole mission in life to ensure we have tickets this season

The bus tickets have been bought and it’s official- IM GOING TO VISIT MY BEST FRIEND NEXT MONTH FOR A GIRLS WEEKEND LETS GOOOOKK

As the resident true crime girlie in everyone’s lives my friends keep asking if I’ve watched the Gabby Petito doc yet and I can’t emphasize to any of them enough that I will never be watching it because that case is so unbelievably triggering

I love texting my dad. He’ll send 2-3 texts like this or just a couple emojis then I won’t hear from him for the rest of the day

Jeff just told me I need to take a Xanax bc I hollered about sports for a half hour and apparently I’m “too worked up”

On our way to the game and realized I left my Zofran at home which is unfortunate for someone who gets carsick now and is stuck in rush hour Boston traffic

Laying awake thinking about how Fish and Game keeps trying to gaslight everyone into thinking we don’t have mountain lions here even tho people see them all the time and they admit Maine, Vermont, Mass, and Quebec do. Apparently big cats respect borders in their world