#BARCELONA WIN #LALIGA BUT THEY HAVE A BIG PROBLEM! #97PASSES

these two matches were really a testament to the power of the iso winger in top level football Lamine and Raphinha for Barca Khvicha, Dembele and Doue for PSG guys who can break the opposition defensive structure without forcing you to break your possession structure, it's the game right now

Lamine Yamal* is so good that Mike and his nerd buddies couldn’t even find a weird stat to justify a “he’s not THAT good” take. *he’s probably talking about Cubarsi the 32 year-old teenager here tho

#BARCELONA PLAYER #RATINGS AFTER DESTROYING #DORTMUND IN THE #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE:

Pedri is the best player in the world. any position. poetry in motion every game.

always wondered what Pogba would have turned out like if he had joined Barcelona as a teenager. Sydney Schertenleib is going to give us the answer. superhuman talent!

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

Itamar Ben Gvir: "Annihilate, smash, eradicate, erase, crush, shatter, burn, be cruel, punish, ruin, crush. Annihilate!" This is the genocidal voice of the Israeli government.

ROME IS BURNING, SON. (the USA turning into North Korea after years of their comedians making fun of North Korea is very funny)

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this fucking moron is going to cripple the US government and then force them to turn to private business to run the country, lining his pockets. it’s going to be a DISASTER. Rome is burning, son!

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They both think that fair play is a disadvantage, they both prefer whites, they both have used dodgy real estate valuations to prop up their assets...the comp actually plays out pretty well.

Real Madrid are the Donald Trump of football.

ain’t pretty, but this is what the big tent looks like! we’re gonna need the dummies

so glad for it to finally fall for him. he’s worked his socks off but he no luck to now.

Eric Garcia is such a blessing and a curse at centre-back. sensational on the ball, he’s part of why the football against Valencia has been so good. but the couple of times Valencia have managed to attack he’s folded like laundry. 😂😭

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The proverbial game for the neutrals

SOM EL BARÇA!!!!!!!!!

Pedri is the best midfielder in the world and whatever the flaws in this Barcelona team (awful goalkeeeping and an overreliance on two men to do all the scoring) they have a phenomenal amount of spirit and courage and QUALITY.

why do #Barcelona keep throwing points away?!

Definició gràfica del partit de Lamine:

Yep.

Barcelona just beat Real Madrid 5-2to win #ElClasico, claiming the #Supercopa with a side containing FIVE graduates from La Masia including TWO 17 year-olds. that is not talked about enough. it’s miraculous.

#BARCELONA PLAYER RATINGS FROM THE #SUPERCOPA WIN OVER #ATHLETIC:

Two disturbed guys rent trucks and commit public acts of violence to deliver explicit ideological messages: one gets the scare story about who radicalized him, the other gets a sympathetic, nonpolitical account of his trauma

Arsenal simply do not have it in them to produce the kind of City-esque 10 match+ juggernaut win streak needed to haul back Liverpool. you’d need United AND Everton to beat Liverpool and neutralise the games in-hand (lol) but even then the gap would still be six points.

#BARCELONA ARE BACK TO THE 1:1 RULE! but what the hell does that mean?! #FFP

let’s try and make 2025 less genocidey than 2023 and 2024, yeah?

funny war on the American Right where sellouts like Vivek are pointing out that white Americans are outcompeted in tech sector by harder-working immigrants. and white Americans are like “NUH UH! WE INVENTED EVERYTHING! WE DON’T NEED IMMIGRANTS! GET OUT!!” 😂 as always, this meme sums it up:

Stuart Pearce looks the same as he did 30 years ago. that’s wild.

I would have been the best disciple, honestly. Me and Magdalene (Mags, as I would call her) traveling the land, helping the poor and weak, and beating up on rich people.

all throughout the land of Jesus’ birth, Palestinians are dying. men, women and children, Muslim and Christian, Israel is killing them all. Merry Christmas, hold your loved ones close and pray you never have to endure a hell like this. #FreePalestine

almost as good as “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” being about monkeys at the zoo.

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

A front page for the ages.

Barcelona need that third winger. Fermin is a 10, not a winger, and it really shows. 0 threat from him today. cheeky bid for Rashford in January? 👀

Watching Pedri for Barcelona is sometimes like watching a footballer coach his own team-mates. He looks like he’s instructing them. “Yes, here’s the pass, it’ll show you where to run”.

FORSTER VS BAYINDIR IN A GOALKEEPING DISASTERCLASS! also: were #ManUtd robbed?!

hate to be that guy but if you’re gonna make real world political references then you have to deal with the USA funding a genocide in Gaza. can’t have Superman: world’s hero and not address Palestine. I trust James Gunn tho, so I’m sure he will find a way.

do Barcelona know they’re allowed to shoot on target??? 😂

Alexia Putellas just smacking the hell out of the ball first chance she got. no messin’ about. straight into it. My Queen! 👑😍🔥

#BARCELONA LOSE AGAIN!! TIME TO PANIC?!?

Amad Diallo is a magical, wonderful footballer. the only good attacker on the pitch today. fitting that he settled it.

This gives me a chance to once again share one of my favorite bits from a TV series youtu.be/eLqC3FNNOaI?...

it’s definitely sad, he’s a legend, but my dude is absolutely cooked. Kyle has dedicated massive swathes of the gameplan tonight to put the ball in his hands and he has utterly failed to even come close to producing. Father Time is undefeated.

Purdy followed up one of his best games of the season with one of his worst. Been on the high variance train all year