Just used a serial comma while sexting my wife… not sure how this will be received!

Buddy Hield is on 🔥🔥🔥 #Warriors #Dubs

LA NINA IS HERE, DC. What will it mean this winter? * This looks like a weak La Nina; by itself, would lean us toward near average temps/snow. * But La Nina may fade, making other climate patterns more important. Detailed analysis on La Nina and DC winters: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...

Babe Ruth's only postseason hit as a pitcher was a 2-run triple in a 3-2 win in the 1918 World Series where he pitched 8 innings and allowed 2 runs while striking out no batters. Shohei Ohtani in the clinching NLCS game: 3 home runs, 6 shutout innings, 10 strikeouts. 🦄

Apparently, Slow Horses gets better this season. I can’t wait! apple.news/AbVJptwgbTm6...

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

pro-tip: this vegetarian red beans and rice recipe is killer. the use of white miso and soy sauce for umami is a great idea. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020...

@timkawakami.bsky.social question, that I am not sure you have already covered in the Standard, but, what if JK doesn’t sign the qualifying offer? Does he sit for the season and try again next offseason? Thx

Hoodie Season is upon us!

How do you rank Steph's best threes 🤔 #BESTofNBA

10 years ago today.... people in North Carolina polled "Deez Nuts" Shout out to Leon Harris for keeping a straight face.... smh lol

The animal kingdom is truly miraculous! We humans have so much to learn from our animal friends… ❤️😊

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Out in these streets like it’s Marvin Mondays…

@kairyssdal.bsky.social soon…very soon…

Goodbye, July — don’t let the dew point hit you on the way out. It was D.C.'s most humid July in over 90 years (maybe ever). Will August be any better? Here's our outlook: 🌡️💦 🔗 www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...

There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.

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In his brilliant and often hilarious speech, Ichiro took one last chance to rib the one writer who didn't vote for him. "By the way, my offer for that one writer to have dinner at my house has now expired."

Must have!

Guillermo del Toro - Studio Ghibli Masterclass (2013, TIFF festival) ❤️ Now online (80 minutes) >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Uo...

Maseo is officially on Bluesky! Hit that follow button.

The use of the serial comma has been on ongoing debate in my office for years. PlainLanguage.gov says to use Chicago style (serial commas) but my office is 100% AP Style!

45-year-old Venus Williams becomes the oldest woman since Martina Navratilova to win a singles match apnews.com/article/venu...

New on @theankler.com: CBS execs told Colbert's longtime manager in late June that The Late Show would be going away. This and more behind the scenes details on what happened: theankler.com/p/on-vacatio...

Her face when she said it 😂

This is like “butter and bread”

Love me some Lower Decks!

The Queen of the Night (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) blooms once a year at night.

From: Coach Kerr To: Kevon Looney

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Happy 20th Anniversary of ‘The Grind Date’ album. To celebrate we’ve done the impossible...“Rock Co. Kane Flow” featuring MF DOOM music video. Animated by Matt Hutchings. Watch now: youtu.be/XqtGB3QBkUI YA HEARD…HOLLA!

Georgia! Hold this seat! We are in an existential crisis & need to hold & expand blue seats! Jon Ossoff is an excellent senator. Re-elect Jon Ossoff to the senate! He has written many bills and had them become law, including one to provide transport for vets for care. Keep Jon! #ResistanceUnited

Remember to keep the Mos Def in the mix! Unreleased “Big Brother Beat” demo #StakesIsHigh #BigBrotherBeat 🖤🩶🤍 delasoul.lnk.to/stakesishigh

What an insane weekend. My oldest had a travel baseball tourney that weekend. Trying to find the field without GPS (cell towers were down) in an area we didn’t know was a challenge. Even bigger was he fractured his thumb the night before and played through, delivering the game winning hit.

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Andy is definitely running.

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Noah Webster STUNS with these new spellings.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

My wife’s experience with a disgusting @bookingcom.bsky.social rental would fit perfectly in the @washingtonpost.com opinion piece. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Nothing like a fraudulent listing on @bookingcom.bsky.social with threats from the unit owner that they will call the police, file a report for trespassing after complaining of the conditions of the rental to make you say “I’ll never use Booking.com again, and I will tell my peers about this”

i have very strongly felt for a long time that “Star Wars” and “Episode IV: A New Hope” are two different movies. the former is a shaggy 1970s sci-fi hangout movie, the latter is the opening shot in a long-running franchise

An albatross for Patrick Reed who had no idea it went in