I stand by this.

Shorts guys: yes, you know who you are, dress properly you lazy fucks, You're not ten years old.

I don't remember why I took this picture of a bleak hospital car park a couple of days ago.

Absolutely top drawer work 😂

I feel a country that complains of floods and droughts in the same area has a water capture issue. We have an excellent canal system ready and waiting to be upgraded to be a national water grid.

"What i need is some type of pervert glasses that would let me record this for later..." And that's how he thought up his pervert glasses idea.

This is indeed, pretty good.

Americans should have learned from Robert Mugabe, Boris Johnson and Liz Truss, you can't run a country stupidly for long. It's like driving by wiggling the steering wheel about randomly, it'll keep going for a bit and then crash, horribly.

Been listening to What's Up Docs The Radio 4 medical podcast and am very much enjoying the psychodramatic subtext that comes through when you listen one after another. One of the Van Tulleken twins is a better person than he thinks he is because neither of them knew that the other one is a sociopath

I’m not *stealing* my 10-year-old’s Easter egg. I’m *teaching* him about taxes.

I've deviated from my habitual monsoon Malabar. The coffee in Vienna is never less than incredible, so let's see if this blend is up to sniff. Admittedly in Vienna you do tend to be drinking it in a Viennese café which helps.

This is great!

'You Blew Me Away' sculpture by Penny Hardy #womensart

Took the day off to get my smoke alarm replaced. Took about 15 mins so the rest of the day is mine. This afternoon I'm reading and listening to overblown 80s music.

Do they still have Giant Men's Shoes Day at Cannes?

Pestilence and Death arrive on the same horse.

Met some friends in The Signal Post in Worthing. Lovely pub, the light in here is lovely.

Been out, but not for a sauna.

Today is world baking day. Unfortunately, I baked two loaves of bread yesterday, so for me today is world sandwich day.

A short video of a crow watching the sunrise, cheered on by some pigeons. It's very relaxing.

A crow, here for the sunrise.

I thought I was out early but is that a strange dark figure in the distance standing in the sea? A bit too MR James for comfort.

This is a summary of my last 1 to 1 with my manager.

Watching the opening scenes of Sink The Bismark on the big screen. I could hear my neighbours' voices as they walked by outside, their path taking them past and slightly below the window which left of the screen. They wouldn't have seen the titles, just the big Hitler rally.

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

Are we absolutely sure there's nothing to be discovered over in the upper right quadrant? Looks like a lot of empty sea, there.

Went out to get some spare keys cut and passed a 50p record bin. Couldn't resist a dive. Here's my £2 haul: First is the third in Jacques Loussier's jazzed up Bach series. I've got the first two of these and they're actually great. Bargain.

Any list of greatest books that doesn't have Les Misérables on it isn't worth the fuck it can off.

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I think a better question to ask these Guardian book experts, possibly anonymously, would be "What book have you re-read the most times?"

I take it all these Guardian book experts did have to answer a couple of questions about their recommended wonderful books? I mean we didn't just take their word they'd read them did we?

Please remember that everything I post carries the weight of 40 years of solid scientific learning and thought. More, if you count my O-levels. I suggest you take some time to scroll back through my feed and re-evaluate in this light.

This is brilliant...... “Tommy Robinson’s far right march has unwittingly raised over £100k for refugees. “Over 2,000 of you have chipped in to make tomorrow’s far right march the biggest sponsored walk for refugees EVER.”

If it's the French Vs Musk, my money is on the French.

Well worth a follow, I love these.

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

Christopher Nolan doesn't strike me as the kind of personality that gives much of a shit what people he doesn't know think about him.

"Shielded with flax and calfskin and a cold weight of ink, there broods the ghost of Sepulchrave, the melancholy Earl, seventy-sixth lord of half-light"

I'm boycotting Eurovision, although to be fair, I don't normally watch it.

Dirty lie.

Reform would be absolutely screwing themselves in the press at the moment, if it wasn't for those fucking narcissists in the Labour party.

England and America are two nations cursed by a horrendous ancestral decision to crush their biggest villains in a bitter civil war only to then retroactively declare the whole mess a draw just to keep the old money happy

I know young people behind computer screens fucking about when I see it.

Once every town in the world has come up a few hundred times, I might start to get these scores more often. www.maptap.gg May 15 94🏆 98🎯 98🎯 95🏅 95🏅 Final score: 958

AI nearly did something useful for me today. It suggested a file attachment to an email I was sending which was quite near the file I actually wanted to attach.

They think getting private contractors in will be cheaper and more efficient 😆😆😆

Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who.

That's beautiful! 😍