I got my figurine from @spacepupsilver.com today! Did you know they're the same scale as Playmates Star Trek action figures? Uh oh! Something went wrong on the away team mission.

I found an AM news radio station and now my car feels like a time machine. The lo-fi mono sound just feels like it's from another time even while they're talking about current events.

I'm sucked into the Classic Tetris Works Championship again. I can't afford to be there in person this year, but it's still fun to watch online.

When someone says Spider-Man which one pops into your head? This is my Spider-Man

I can't help but delight in Chappelle being upset that his hate speech has garnered him new Republican fans.

Lately, I've been rewatching garbage and falling asleep to old Muppet movies.

29 years ago today, Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and Ralph Wiggum saw one of the babies and the baby looked at Ralph. #TheSimpsons episode “Grade School Confidential” first aired April 6, 1997.

Rosanna Arquette is entitled to her opinion. She's clearly given it some thought over the past 30 years. Quentin's had plenty of time to come up with a much better excuse than, "I say it because I feel like it."

It is 1996. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2006. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2016. The American president was born in 1946. It is 2026. The American president was born in 1946.

The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.

Just heard "Step by Step" by NKOTB playing in Walgreens. It's easy to forget just how crappy that song is.

Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?

the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.

An image I’ll never forget.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 02,1947

Can I still apologize on behalf of white people?

The science behind gender-affirming care has been endorsed by every major medical organization. This isn't about science or medicine. It's about the discomfort many non-trans people feel over the *existence* of trans people.

Don't assume being tragically stabbed to death will prevent President Trump from getting in one last jab.

WTF?

I hate Daylight Saving Time! Make it permanent or do away with it entirely. I don't care how you fix it. Just do it!

AI is making my Scream head canon real.

Let them eat ballroom

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

Finding a NKOTB record on sale made me realize I would've actually paid $17 for Hangin' Tough, but not for Step By Step.

I was charged $9.87 for a 6" turkey sandwich at Subway today. I don't want to sound like a bitter old man, but this is a far cry from the days of $5 footlongs.

The near daily barrage of deadly mass shootings in America feels like low level warfare against normal citizens who just want to live in peace. And because people keep electing Republicans who won’t do anything about it there’s no solution in sight.

That's the most off-model fox I've ever seen!

The New Beverly Cartoon Club presents a Disney favorite in I.B. Technicolor 35mm! ROBIN HOOD (1973) screens this Saturday, September 13th, at 10:00am. Tickets: buff.ly/XMP7Kmb

I'm going to see Robin Hood at Quentin's theater. I've never seen it on a big screen.

Jury duty tomorrow morning. Yay!

Sometimes I wake up with the theme song to Picture Pages in my head and it just makes me mad at Cosby all over again.

I started a new job this week. Yesterday I showed up at 10 to get my laptop, went to lunch with the team, then we all left at 1:30. This morning, I logged into a meeting at 9. When I asked what I should do today, my boss told me to relax until my training tomorrow morning. Pretty kush so far.

I had an interview this afternoon at 1:30. At 2:49, I got a new email asking about my availability for a second interview. I now have very high hopes. 🤞

The fact we have secret police whisking people off the streets doesn’t get enough attention. It ain’t normal and we’re further down the road to authoritarianism than you think.

If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to

I was told China would be paying this!

Finding and listening to Portishead Dummy was the best decision I made today. It's improved my mood far more than I anticipated.

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

Booker turns 56 later this month, an age where many men cannot avoid going to the bathroom during the middle of an eight-hour sleep. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

That moment when I should leave for work but I'm not done drinking coffee and petting cats yet.

My clock died. I think Daylight Saving Time killed it. There's a lot wrong with America today. Most issues are far more important, but harder to fix. The time change is my personal nemesis.

It's uncomfortable to watch an elderly man suffering from hearing loss and dementia.

I'm getting emails that some rando keeps trying to hack my insta PW.

Hollywood actors are incapable of performing convincing midwestern accents.

We've been saying "I was saying 'Boo-urns'" for 30 years today. The phrase is often used when the subject is interpreting mass disapproval of something.

Is it weird that I've still never been on Patreon?

Rainy day playlist: Leonard Cohen Nick Drake Neko Cae Nick Cave (lunch)

Nancy was playing with gender roles back in 1948.

Day 9: I tried to check the price of eggs on Ralphs.com. Due to recent supply shortages of fresh eggs across the market, we are currently limited in sourcing eggs that meet our strict quality standards. We appreciate your patience as we work to get all egg varieties back in stock.