yall, what the fuck is going on at the nevada department of transportation???

roses are red big laughs are hearty

yk, i just realized, there will never be another 5 minute crafts

Baseball game was six hours with deflating payoff. Made me yearn for T4T sex

Narrator of the YouTube video 'I Beat Super Cheese World Without Collecting a Cheese': obviously we have to collect the tutorial cheese because it is given to us automatically Me: liar! booo! do it properly!

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you know i forgot to put the “for a pregnancy test” between $110 and when but i think the typo makes for an infinitely funnier post

shoutout to salem hospital for charging me for $110 when i literally have a penis

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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

ah yes, the nobel peace prize, the famously definitely american award famously awarded by definitely the us house of representatives and no one else

i’ll never get over this

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

yeah i think that thought needed a bit more time in the oven

i moved to portland not even 3 days ago and then boom military occupation

we regret to inform you that, in accordance with michigan HB 4938, anyone from michigan has to look away from their phone everytime they see my account to avoid this “prohibited content”

just like many killings before this one, nothing will change after this. this does nothing to stop the people dying 1000x faster as a result of the policies of this nation. the infernal machine of the republican party will continue to spin; let people have their moment of schadenfreude, and move on.

ill smoke to that

Politicians and rich people only condemn violence as "political" when it kills someone rich and famous. When trans people are targeted for violence by the state or by right wing influencers, when immigrants are racially profiles and put in camps, when protestors are brutalized, that's just normal.

people will come out an condemn charlie kirk’s killing as an act of political violence but never share the same tune about the thousands of trans people that have died as a result of reactionary extremists like the ones that he’s spent his whole career defending. if this is political, so is that.

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found out that spermjacking is a word and i felt the need to share this information

(tw: nsfw image) WHAT THE FUCK WIKIPEDIA

quite the opposite, those are the people you should listen to the most, because you need their votes to win. they should be offered policies they want to get them to the polls next time

we are living in the corpse of the two-party system and this is all the more proof of that

if democrats promise to throw elon musk and everyone in DOGE in jail on day 1 in 2029 they will win a 50 state landslide

For all the doubters, how are these not the same?

if i lived in lego city i would do crystal meth every day

‪this is a bit mean but i'm watching a video about video game worldbuilding and it just said "games with great settings like mass effect, cyberpunk, disco elysium and bioshock" and i was immediately like lmao:

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this video about the honey extension is fucking WILD. i have always figured that the extension was either a data harvesting scheme or some sort of other scam, but i did not realize just how much it's fucking everyone over. paypal truly is the devil. strongly encourage uninstalling honey asap.

i think people are way too quick to jump to the conclusion that people like this got assassinated when it's almost always "just" psychological pressure and stress companies and governments put on their enemies until they break and either give up or commit suicide

i’m sorry but why the FUCK did i just get actual porn as a youtube ad???

she blew on my sky

joe biden could go down as the most beloved president in history if he pardons the CEO shooter

They’re targeting trans health care. We just saw exactly what happens when people are denied necessary health care.

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Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

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