yall ever wear a sweater with no tshirt underneath shits crazy its like another room

the nothing ever happens meme is another way of describing quantum immortality

it's the first snow of the season!!

"I'm such a fat fucking chud-" "wait..." "I'm such a fat fucking chud!" *happy tears well up in my eyes*

Hey new MMO with gen AI powered NPC dialogue, how's that working out for you?

$89,,,,,, gone,,,, #homestuck

chumutations my good sal

I don't have a lighter so I just spent 20 minutes trying to light this candle with flint and steel but I couldn't do it and now my arms hurt

remember: don't forget

what if you had the chance to meet paul mccartney, but it was only during thanksgiving, and you have to eat his tofurkey

HE BROUGHT BACK MELVIN, BROTHER OF THE JOKER

joining the 27 club in 22 minutes not kms, just my birthday, but this year has been actually been making me scared for the past 17 years of my life since I first got into the doors and learned of it

i found an artifact from 2013 my anger pager i wrote the word NO in whenever i was mad at school

mmmmm sunbeams 😋

I HAD A FANCY DINNER WITH JOHN, PAUL, AND YOKO!!!

geeked out a cute burger king cashier with the parappa plushie on my backpack told her about the show as well so she got more stuff to enjoy

what are some youtuber nepo-babies, where its like youtubers only famous cause of being kids of youtubers

petah, the horse is queer

BRO BRO HOLY SHIT

top 10 numbers from 1-10 1 - 4 2 - 10 3 - 8 4 - 7 5 - 5 6 - 9 7 - 2 8 - 3 9 - 1 10 - 6

i just got a call that i won a photography contest i entered like 5 months ago

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

bro he fucn made a homepage for his dog what a nice guy

Sentient Scoot

(2023) every decemberween we lock Strong Sad in the basement for 495 years #touhou #homestarrunner #strongbad #touhouproject

AVEY TARE ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SONG: *unintelligible screaming* *bowling balls being thrown through a guitar center* WEEEPINGLY SOCKETED AS THE VOMIT GIRL IS CHOPPING MEEE UP FORRRR DINNERRRR PANDA BEAR ANIMAL COLLECTIVE SONG: *cover of beach boys "Kokomo" on synthesizer* i just want to do nice things

my attempt at making an authentic british lunch

man, covid was 2 whole personality's ago

upgraded !!!

not now son, dad is aurafarming

monkeys paw wish that your pet can talk, but it can only say slurs

i think joe biden woulda won 2024 if his slogan was "LETS FUCKING JOOOEE"

how do you do, my fellow blueskyers?

years i was alive that i feel dont have a distinct personality compared to the other years: 2005 2011 2014 2022

sketch page with a kid from my job

omg i forgot how a full bag of halloween candy smells

halloween haul

hello good morning, hello, i am sick, i have bad throat right nyow need good mornings back to make me better

another 2 added to the wall

The 6th grade kids at my job are genuinely impressed that I made a song sound “better” by putting it at 1.25x speed

person who only likes when the beatles covered other songs, and not their own music

i can never kms, life is amazing, bro, holy shit, brooklyn is the best place on earth