Glory hole but with a peephole in it

there's no way the 100 people vs 1 gorilla is going trending rn we running out of shit to talk

Why does the right tend to think that anybody can become a billionaire by exclusively working like dude this isn't a working sim your work and pay aren't 1:1 u just gotta be evil to push that number up ridiculously high

Getting killed in a battle royale for then your enemy to take your heals and immediately use them is worse than getting cucked

HELLOOOO

I'm scared that I get murdered and when they make a documentary about my case they mischaracterize me so bad

Podcast where there's 2 people that don't know eachother and are tied to the chair and have to talk until they find the keyword that releases them

when you look up a tutorial and the guy has a circular facecam you know its gonna take a while

Me travelling back in time to see which food made me shit my pants

If you crack my head open a puppy comes out of it

I love how this post doesn't make any sense now

Superheroes are like animal control but for people

one of the funniest things ive found on wplace so far

if trillionaires begin to exist that has to be THE moment for everybody to notice the problem because apparently the word billion isn't big enough

oh hi andre

Is anybody reading these rn?? Am I just talking to absolutely nobody??? Is this place really a wasteland

the exact moment you lose balance is such a unique feeling I'm glad every human has gotten to experience it

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

I like silly 4th wall breaks that the characters have no idea about. Like +"Press the shift key to run" -"What is a shift key?" +"Idk man they just told me to say that"

I like when people do tier list and it's like S, A, B, C, D, F, SUPER HELL

The fact that in the DCU the citizens don't have plot armor is fucking insane yall idk how nobody be mentioning this

scrabble but it's the ransom letter font

if society collapses n you had to loot up abandoned houses the scariest part would be checking the bedroom

30 Super Mario That Aren't In Another Castle

it's crazy because we are gonna outlive him

Kojima and James Gunn are the the examples of how directors should represented tbh

If i ever learn how to backflip that shi going straight to the emote slot 1

my dog has no idea sharks exists

I'm not gonna gaslight myself anymore bluesky is boring as hell I'm sorry

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Eevee burger

I find tcg misprints funny like, if the card is perfect it's wildly valuable, if the print is a little ass it loses a lot of value, if the print was unbelievably ass it becomes valuable once again

teaching my dog commanded manners but instead of telling him "release" I instead gonna teach him with "activate"

wait hang on I think carpet burn would be a bigger concern

Lowkey might be my fault but I don't rly like how integrated politics are into the bsky algorithm even as a silly meme or something. Like dawg let me zone out of that I wanna see anything else like dogs

he was committing wage theft against an employee with cancer cdllife.com/2025/murdere...

I wanna make an nsfw account but not for public gooning Its that i have many thoughts like after having sex with a furry would your cock be supercharged with static electricity

bored at the zoo

When I draw people and I wanna check on proportions my immediate thought is "could he jerk it"

remix lowkey better than og icl

Has anybody else noticed how every ai image has a slight yellow hue slapped on it

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i will miss you striker burst rifle #catemeowdy #fortnite