Nvidia’s stock plunges as its mechanical abomination publicly dies

there's at least someone who would be more than happy to spend all the money in the Zoo Life Simulator for chickens

This week's job sim: Zoo Life Simulator, where you can put a single goose in a pen and visitors will absolutely lose their shit with excitement over it

1) One Outs 2) The Owlbears (my Super Mega Baseball team) 3) Ace of Diamond 4) Shohei Ohtani highlights 5) The Mets

Since AI is going to take my job I'm searching for a new one by playing as many job simulators as I can get my hands on. First up: Would I make a good park ranger? Or do I just like throwing people out of national parks for not following the rules? www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/iv...

“It was like an out of body experience, except I couldn't stop thinking about another ‘me’ out there giving people bad advice and making a company a bunch of money.”

me trying to be cool when people are discussing music but can't remember if it's King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard or King Lizard and the Gizzard Wizard or King Wizard and the Lizard Gizzard so I say nothing for 2.5 hours

starting to suspect I'm not goated with the sauce

Guess I should be honored that I'm being impersonated by an actual human scumbag and not an AI scumbag

More Popes than I would have guessed have been honorary Harlem Globetrotters

Science when I was a kid: "If you miss this eclipse there won't be another one for 43 years" Science now: "Here's how to watch the 7 different eclipses happening in March"

Just a note: someone has been impersonating me (me, of all people!) on Discord, Twitter, and even gmail. I am not on Twitter/X at all. Any account there saying it's me is fake. My work email & Discord are in my bsky profile. Any others are fake. If you see anyone saying they're me anywhere, lmk plz

Still shocking decades later how unbelievably shitty this Legend of Zelda ad was and yet it is 100% the reason I bought the game youtu.be/E-qBkWerZDg?...

Just idly remembering that leaked email where Phil Spencer outlined 2 years of Microsoft Strategy using the subject line “Games”

This is true www.pcgamer.com/games/strate...

comic I made after a discussion in slack about a GTA-like game that features the pale, bleak children from Playdead's Inside

Random memory today of seeing The Outsiders movie at the theater, and the first time the word "Socs" is pronounced pretty much everyone in the theater turned to each other and said "Ohhhh... so-shez!" We had all presumably been saying "Socks" in our heads lol

I am absolutely not kidding

I fucked up some gnomes www.pcgamer.com/games/action...

Narrator: It wasn't

NBC to olympic skiiers: “So yeah we’re gonna have these loudly shrieking drones following you while you’re trying to concentrate on the most imporant moment of your lives and maybe use two seconds of the footage in our broadcast, cool?”

I only hope the real game is as exciting as the one I simulated. www.pcgamer.com/games/sports...

I bet this gets Robert Zemeckis’s dick so hard

7th rule of Headline Club: Headlines will go on as long as they have to

We never got Slork but now there's

what's your favorite scene from Matt Dermon's "That Rip"

It's good to experience firsts in games, and I think Hytale is the first time I've been killed by an Undead Chicken

Haven't used the Pulp-O-Mizer in a minute but had an idea for a detective who doesn't really want every last detail of the case he's working on

Horn Coral. Mossy Cobblestone. Stony Ground. Play the game that is sure to sweep the nation: Minecraft block or luxury paint color? www.pcgamer.com/games/minecr...

when you die 15 times and use all your consumables to acquire the specific resource that will let you craft a new outfit and then decide the outfit makes you look like an idiot

cramming a 12 into RUST is so egregious I think it works for me

could I win a photography prize for this picture I took of a goat

should I try the 40+ year-old gum y/n

Don’t search Steam for ”Santa.” Many sexy horrors await www.pcgamer.com/games/learn-...

Love a great headline/image combo

ICYMI, because I sure MI www.pcgamer.com/movies-tv/wa...

Keep Driving from Swedish studio YCJY Games is a delight and you should play it. Easily one of the best of a very good year for games. www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/ro...

David Lynch only made us wait 8 minutes to see the third-stage Guild Navigator in Dune. Meanwhile, Denis Villeneuve has made us sit through 322 damn minutes of new Dune with no Guild Navigator! Naturally (?) I complained about this to Dune: Awakening's game director. www.pcgamer.com/games/surviv...

Tried recreating the Leonardo DiCaprio Pointing meme in Garry's Mod (it was for work reasons because my job is fun like that) and this is how it turned out -- only asking someone appreciate that he does have a cigarette between two fingers because that part took the longest

physical fitness report: just got sweaty from wrapping 3 presents

people give Pennywise a lot of flak for eating kids and not enough for billing Itself as a "dancing clown" despite doing a single dance move for at most 2.5 seconds

could we get Miss Piggy's reaction to that man being burned alive

carefully snipping each link in my chainmail cuirass before throwing it away so sea turtles don't get their heads stuck in it

I wrote a story to which you can reply in comment "Hot diggity dog!" and be scientifically accurate

ℹ️ Don't miss the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted today when we bring you more on Den of Wolves, a co-op heist FPS from the creator of PAYDAY: The Heist, PAYDAY 2 and GTFO. #PCGamingShow @denofwolves.10chambers.com

Only 3 days into this (of course) but it’s already a lovely cardboardy puzzley treat

breaking my iphone in half and dropping it in a public trash can after each rude comment I leave on reddit so no one can trace me

I have a great deal of respect and affection for Morgan, but I think he should be fired immediately

took me three tries to get through this sound effect from this 1982 Star Wars comic. Pa ba fuh. Pa bwa fwa. Pa ba fa whoom?