I bet this gets Robert Zemeckis’s dick so hard

7th rule of Headline Club: Headlines will go on as long as they have to

We never got Slork but now there's

what's your favorite scene from Matt Dermon's "That Rip"

It's good to experience firsts in games, and I think Hytale is the first time I've been killed by an Undead Chicken

Haven't used the Pulp-O-Mizer in a minute but had an idea for a detective who doesn't really want every last detail of the case he's working on

Horn Coral. Mossy Cobblestone. Stony Ground. Play the game that is sure to sweep the nation: Minecraft block or luxury paint color? www.pcgamer.com/games/minecr...

when you die 15 times and use all your consumables to acquire the specific resource that will let you craft a new outfit and then decide the outfit makes you look like an idiot

cramming a 12 into RUST is so egregious I think it works for me

could I win a photography prize for this picture I took of a goat

should I try the 40+ year-old gum y/n

Don’t search Steam for ”Santa.” Many sexy horrors await www.pcgamer.com/games/learn-...

Love a great headline/image combo

ICYMI, because I sure MI www.pcgamer.com/movies-tv/wa...

Keep Driving from Swedish studio YCJY Games is a delight and you should play it. Easily one of the best of a very good year for games. www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/ro...

David Lynch only made us wait 8 minutes to see the third-stage Guild Navigator in Dune. Meanwhile, Denis Villeneuve has made us sit through 322 damn minutes of new Dune with no Guild Navigator! Naturally (?) I complained about this to Dune: Awakening's game director. www.pcgamer.com/games/surviv...

Tried recreating the Leonardo DiCaprio Pointing meme in Garry's Mod (it was for work reasons because my job is fun like that) and this is how it turned out -- only asking someone appreciate that he does have a cigarette between two fingers because that part took the longest

physical fitness report: just got sweaty from wrapping 3 presents

people give Pennywise a lot of flak for eating kids and not enough for billing Itself as a "dancing clown" despite doing a single dance move for at most 2.5 seconds

could we get Miss Piggy's reaction to that man being burned alive

carefully snipping each link in my chainmail cuirass before throwing it away so sea turtles don't get their heads stuck in it

I wrote a story to which you can reply in comment "Hot diggity dog!" and be scientifically accurate

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Only 3 days into this (of course) but it’s already a lovely cardboardy puzzley treat

breaking my iphone in half and dropping it in a public trash can after each rude comment I leave on reddit so no one can trace me

I have a great deal of respect and affection for Morgan, but I think he should be fired immediately

took me three tries to get through this sound effect from this 1982 Star Wars comic. Pa ba fuh. Pa bwa fwa. Pa ba fa whoom?

Turkeys delivered right to my door

It would be weird if the next half-life game was in VR but also weird if it wasn’t in VR

my favorite way to cook is no recipes, no plan, just go to the kitchen and see what's there and make a meal out of it. like I just found a jar of peanut butter and a spoon and now I'm eating peanut butter off a spoon

The best star wars is the comic book where luke dumped water out of the millennium falcon and it formed giant ice cubes in space and darth vader crashed his spaceship into the giant ice cubes and almost died

Golden Joysticks? Gold is like the 5th most valuable material in most of games, rename it Orichalcum Joysticks

Blue Prince but Rainbow Six Siege operators are busting through doors and blowing holes in the floor the whole time

I became a full-time paramedic in Arc Raiders, which is sorta like living out an Undertale pacifist run. Can recommend. www.pcgamer.com/games/third-...

I spent an entire evening snipping letters out of game logos to bring you this quiz www.pcgamer.com/games/do-you...

Half-Life 3 looks fucking SICK

feels on-brand that AOL is a little slow on breaking news

I was compelled to blog

Voice actors with thousands of hours of experience: "So who did they cast as Bowser Jr. in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie? Oh, Bennie Safdie? Cool, cool"

I think we should stop using the word "hallucination" and just say AI is fuckin stupid. I asked for games with a "J" in the title and it gave me this

Hm collects corpses and murdered their last boss, that seems like a red flag -- wait tier 2 chef with an anti-contamination skill??? you're hired

Went to Valve, saw some cool stuff, wrote a LOT about it. You can read all the key details here:

some quality turkeys in the park today, yup

the ending of the third episode of IT: Welcome to Derry suggested there might be some sort of evil clown behind all this... huge if true

love how chrome will shut down nvidia desktop recording if I go to amazon prime video on my PC. fuckin narc. I wasn't even gonna record anything, I was just gonna watch some Miss Marple on britbox

Texas Hold Them

Me, abruptly, 34 years later: "What the hell was Ministry saying in Jesus Built My Hotrod, was it just "ding dang dingy dingy dingy dang ding dang ding a dong"

lol baseball

Chris put together a great quiz about everyone's favorite quirk of the games business: weird patent drawings www.pcgamer.com/games/stand-...

I feel like House of Dynamite might have hit hard in like 2000 before we'd seen 1 million shows/movies about people looking at screens in the situation room and a general saying "Mr. President you need to nuke the world" and an analyst going "Uh, respectfully sir, nuking the world is bad"