All about the framing. Same people who were losing their minds about Starmer's *declared* small donations, screeching "WHAT INFLUENCE WAS LABOUR PEER BUYING IN EXCHANGE FOR A SUIT AND SOME EYEGLASSES???", now present Farage accepting millions of dodgy foreign crypto like some sort of achievement.

Really looking forward to the internet being very normal about the female protagonist God of War game tomorrow. 🙂 #StateofPlay

Migration to Eurosky complete, feels nice to have GDPR protections on a social media platform for a change 😊

Racist politicians whip up racist outrage. Widespread disorder ensues. The courts treat widespread disorder with the severity that they have always treated widespread disorder. Racist politicians cry “two-tier justice”, whipping up racist outrage. Rinse. Repeat. It’s so fucking tedious.

The O in "count" is, of course, optional.

thank you so so much for the offer but I won't be reading a 6,000 word essay on the Labour party from Tony Blair, so kind of you but afraid I'll simply have to pass

The heat has finally, mercifully, broken 😌 Ya boy's gonna sleep well tonight.

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts

Fuck this, time to move to the North Pole or something.

Don't allow anyone to tell you that spending a rainy day reading books and eating pastries "doesn't classify" as self-care.

Hull are back in the Premier League 🥳🥳🥳

Where's the Mystery Machine when we need it most?

A house party at my deeply homophobic then best friends house - at which I met my future bf, spent literally 12 hours talking to future bf and the next day came out, prompting my homophobic friend to try to nuke my friend circle (he failed, comically)

"l’incroyable fiasco de HS2" is devastating... and what's worse is it's totally deserved.

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

Fuck off labour and once you've done that, keep fucking off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ah it'll be fine, it's not like any of us need a functioning global economy this weekend anyway /s

The "king of the north" speed running his way to being a bigger disappointment than the end of Game of Thrones 😬

Starmer's decision to invite Mcsweeney back in to advise him on the current leadership crisis is looking less than inspired...

Ditching principles already? 😫

Taskmaster certainly took a turn last night 😂

STOP THE COUNT!

Oh boy 👀

Now Sky are seriously trying to hype up Al Carns 😂 what a time to be alive

Sky news: "We hear that Morgan McSweeney is back in Downing Street today in an unofficial capacity"

Wes Streeting resigns and the sun comes out. Interesting?

This decline was so easily avoidable. I'm really looking forward to the EBU having exactly the same discourse again about *that* country and it once again cheating this year and also the new sets of atrocities in Iran and Lebanon, and then, after all that, the EBU doing absolutely nothing about it

Replacing Starmer with Weasel Streeting is like swapping Cholera for Typhoid...

Think I might run for PM solely on the platform of surrounding Trumps shitty golf course with 5000 windmills

To me, these small moments are more revealing than any long essay on impartiality. Every gov't has released official PM photos for decades. Since 2010 there's been a dedicated 10DS photographer. Several Tory PMs controversially employed personal ones on top. Only a Lab PM would be treated this way.

It's time

I'm sure the cabinet are fully behind the PM right now.... and they're behind him looking at him like Janeway looked at Tuvix:

Foe me it was the sort of gimmick that could only work once anyway, like the seer from series 3. New twists help to keep things fresh too.

I know there’s a lot going on with the Labour Party, but it is all in the bounds of democratic politics. This however, paid collusion between the leaders of two political parties in the run up to election, if true, is a scandal of staggering propositions

we now go live to the labour leadership race

"The Greens aren't talking about the environment any more" well no, because any time they *do* talk about the environment the self same talking heads start shrieking "Why do you just talk about the environment? What's your foreign policy?" 🙄

Keir Starmer says he was sent to Downing Street to do a job* and he will not quite until he has finished that job**. *destroy the Labour party **destroying the Labour party

"You don't change the pilot halfway though a flight" - David Lammy. I suppose it depends if you think the pilot is about to fly you into a mountain.

Genuinely think people are going to start looking into some sort of camera disrupting technology to counter this absolutely ghoulish tech bro mass surveillance push. Either that or everyone is going to start wearing horse masks everywhere.

BBC and Sky already becoming absolutely insufferable getting themselves into a gleeful state talking about ref*rm gains tonight 🙄

Not at all surprised that a news aggregator run by a Reform candidate has bunched up hundreds of disparate candidates as "Muslim Independents"

Fairly sure it wasn't just Zendaya who fell in love with Tom Holland on that day 🤭 but either way yes, absolute joy to see this come around again, give me this 1 million times over before any of that "manosphere" BS

An important point to remember for today's elections in Scotland, Wales and England:

Will be shocked if either Labour or tory are still in 4 figures this time tomorrow

SHAFT

Pretty much an instant downgrade to a some-of-society approach, then