Europeans when asked to unblock the strait of Hormuz

The rest of the world after trump cries for help in his illegal war:

This is cool. The Government is set to allow plug-in solar, low cost solar panels that families can buy at supermarkets and put on their balconies or outdoor space. "In Germany over a million have been sold, helping households with energy costs and reducing dependence on fossil fuels."

This is how I access bsky

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

It's almost as if putting (allegedly) alcoholic TV show hosts in charge of armies was a terrible idea. Who knew 🙃

Now you can see why “they” don’t want us to go full on with renewables. They know they won’t be able to grab us by the pussy

He needs to go back to the total wipeout social media bait, at least then he's making a tit of himself intentionally instead of this. Get the beavers on our money. And the badgers. Fuck it. Put Basil Brush on the £20. Paddington on the £10. Miss Piggy on the £50 cos she's classy.

We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note

Aggressively subsidising solar panels, home batteries, insulation and heat pumps instead of widely debunked carbon capture would be lovely.

Ah yes, undermining devolution is definitely the way to mitigate the desire for independence in Scotland/united Ireland etc. 🙄

History lesson. Our once great ally didn't come to our aid until 1917. Our once great ally didn't come to our aid again until 1941.

I'm sure the fact Dubai incentives influencers to provide good online coverage has absolutely no bearing on the online reaction to this FT article.

This is why the greedy fucks should have been presented with a tax bill on the plane back to the UK

I don't hate it, I just hope it's going to be worth it chasing that sweet, sweet single televote point. Ironic we're apparently running a "f*ck the juries" strategy when we're in an era of *that country* still massively manipulating the televote 🙃

They say "dress for the job you want" and she's wearing reform blue... that tracks.

Say what now? 👀

Imagine having the audacity to complain about the aesthetics of windmills when you look like a pumpkin with jaundice. Oh and as for the rest of his crying... I'm not going to dignify that with a response beyond 🖕

💙 hate being in my own head sometimes 🙄

Looks like that Nobel Peace Prize is in the bag now.

See, now unlike reform the Greens actually go to the trouble of getting their MPs ELECTED. Through a popular vote. They haven't hoovered up media attention by taking the dregs of other defunct parties and giving each other imaginary job titles.

Remember all of those opinion polls that had this as a "super tight, 3-way race"? Well.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh right fair enough they were ‘in a truck’

The original sleepy boi

Nationalising every single water company in the country should be a political priority right now and yet here we are 🧵👇

I've seen enough. Send him to fucking Mars with elon and the rest of the AI bootlicking weirdos

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

Pretty pleased with my first day as an Uber driver. Five stars!

America: well we must have extended immunity for the president because we inherited the principle of sovereign immunity from British legal tradition, and... Britain: *arrests the brother of the sovereign*

My thoughts are with Pizza Express Woking branch at this time

GIVE DOGGO ALL THE MEDALS

People who spew anti vaccine crap should be prosecuted by their victims. It would quickly shut them down.

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage. I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong. Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole. Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you... (Photos AP)

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

Starmer is never giving up, never letting down, never running around, or deserting you.

B....but I made bacon sandwiches 😢

@dailystar.co.uk prepare the lettuce

Something magnificent about Kemi Badenoch's self-confidence, and her claim that the Mandelson affair is entirely down to her asking questions at PMQs. Like a toddler who thinks their plastic steering wheel is controlling the car.

I just hope both teams have fun, and the two in a secret relationship have really good sex afterwards tonight!

Oh?

I like to think Sue Gray is sat sipping a G&T somewhere with a slight smile on her face right now with McSweeney being given his marching orders