I ‘m at Michael’s and one of managers that works there has excellent customer service but I can tell by the tone of his voice that when he punches out, he probably goes home and screams into his pillow. I do not miss retail at all.

With the amount of love I feel for my pets I am so grateful I surgically opted out of parenthood I don't know how I could handle this type of pain if it was a child and not just a cat.

I saw my new PCP today and the first thing she told me after talking with her is that I need to go back on my Ritalin like-- yesterday. So here I am. Back on my Ritalin. #iamgoongtobeinsufferable

There’s a weird looking mailman outside #Deltarune #animatic

If you told me 10 years ago I would be crying over the gay divorce of a Cathode Ray Tube television and the personification of spammy malware possessing a ventriloquist dummy I wouldn't have believed you. But here we are. #deltarune #spamton #tenna #spamtenna

Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke

Deltarune is by far one of the greatest games I've ever played. Hands down.

that moment when you eat a delicious chocolate bar and don't realize a piece of chocolate broke off and somehow ended up on the seat of your pants and you were walking around looking like you shit yourself for who knows how long.

I went to the dentist for the first time since 2017, according to them my teeth are incredible despite the lack of check ups.The dental hygienist asked what my secret was so I will share it with you because dental shit is expensive. Oil pulling and a water flosser. Do it at night before brushing.

To everyone saying I was overreacting. Fuck you.

I know un poco Español, so sometimes I speak Spanish phrases I know. I was guiding my niece to the bathroom. I said mostly under my breath: "Donde está el baño?" And a random lady said "Bathrooms are over there!"

Oh I just looove getting deadnamed at the doctor's office! So great! So cool! Even with documentation! Wow. Great.

I have been playing Skyrim off and on since it came out in 2011 for the first time I witnessed a dragon dropping a giant out of the sky. I'm happy that a game that is almost 14 years old continues to surprise me.

There is a soda machine at work, and I purchased a soda for myself because I was running behind and didn't have time to pick up caffeine elsewhere. The machine spat out a bonus soda for me! So now I have two sodas! Look at me go!

Here I am. Buying Skyrim a THIRD TIME. To be fair I've bought Stardew Valley three times and Undertale twice.

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#webcomic #poorlydrawnlines

Elder Scrolls lore goes fucking hard I am OBSESSED. #theelderscrolls #elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim

When your deadname isn't that common but an actress who has it suddenly gets their big break so now you see and hear it everywhere. #andor

Of course when a movie score slaps it's Son Lux. #thunderbolts

The Oblivion Remaster is the only thing I will be talking about for the next seven years kthx bai.

I just found out that someone gifted the late Pope Francis Undertale to help change the Vatican's mind about video games and apparently he played it because a song from the game was later used at a Vatican event. I can't believe I did not know Francis was a gamer. #gamerpope

I am at the DMV and there is a clerk checking if people have the right stuff for their appointment. He told me "could have a seat" and I immediately replied "thank you, you too" I told this poor man to sit down lol.

Robert Pattinson is in talks to join the cast of Denis Villeneuve’s ‘DUNE: MESSIAH’. 🎬 Also starring Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Anya Taylor-Joy and Florence Pugh.

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of l’officiel magazine: thread

The woods are lovely, dark and deep. I wish I was special. But I’m a creep.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I’M SCREAMING😭😭😭

my offer to america: we bring woke back

🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 #Canada #elbowsup

My boss told me that I "Work myself until I'm sick." and that I should "Stop that." Me and my burnout feel personally attacked.

This is very cool that ODESZA did this. #severance open.spotify.com/album/7bNj7h...

Antarctica Tariffs Announced It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight... 🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰

In the next few days we’re going to see a hundred different pics of Val Kilmer from a hundred different movies with everyone saying it was his best role and somehow every one of them will be correct. What a guy.