just made the worst risotto of my life

i love a simple color story ❤️💗 and i LOVE these ladies @darbylynn.bsky.social @alexisbevels.bsky.social @imhotheshow.bsky.social #digitalportrait #art #fanart #sai2

Never have two empty chairs made me laugh so hard… ( @darbylynn.bsky.social & @alexisbevels.bsky.social )

new single just dropped! thanks, mr. tampon! youtu.be/kBRE_BGTJ08?...

i’m sorry i’m not on here more. what’s tea no cap reheat nachos

Now that the girlies have given us the signal: @dropout.tv @dimension20.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social et al, i would love for the next round of Dungeons and Drag Queens to feature #1 Losers of Queerties @darbylynn.bsky.social and @alexisbevels.bsky.social thank you for your time.

have you voted today? 🤨 www.queerty.com/queerties/vo...

sometimes the bidet stream reminds my butthole that it has more poop to get out, and i think that’s beautiful

Day 3 without water. Just got an email that they are now looking at temporary alternative housing options

my niece, Piper, asked if she could draw me 🥹

Post a 3-10 second video of yourself

just went for a hike, but please don’t make a big deal out of it. i’m more than a skinny body made of bones

the amount of space I’ve been holding lately for Defying Gravity is crazzzzzy

we’re here, f*gg*ts!!

no more followers, please!

Is she... You know... A gigantic faggot?

saw this on x, and wanted to make sure y’all saw it over here

training the new algorithm: old people falling down, boys kissing, kinda mean drag queen tweets, close-up pec pics, Christian gofundmes, and porn for when i don’t want to have to google it.

y’all got him building houses again?? let this man REST

let’s try this one now, i guess