some days I just know I give out rotted vibes because all the animals try to kill me

gave my notice yesterday at work to leave in MAY and now I will have to survive four months of mobbing but at least that's done. they are SOOOO mad at me

camp

going to stuttgart with my brother and we added one more day before I randomly found out I had the whole weekend off (my boss didn't answer my "can I switch my day off to friday" but wrote that in her calendar) and we just found out while changing the reservation that we had booked for dec 2026

most unrealistic part of wicked for good is a koala trying proactively to stay alive

a man called to try and sell me some insurance and asked what I did for work and I said I'm a zookeeper and he asked if we had big cats and then goes "see, what if you get attacked and have to go to intensive care, the insurance would help" sir?????

coworker asked me to drive the tractor because he doesn't trust the other guy. ended misogyny

how much perfume are you wearing if that's the only thing I can smell at the GAS STATION

had to explain labubus to my mom. she's not convinced

met with my mom in milan then headed home in opposite directions and we both got home at the same time and in exactly an hour. surprisingly pleasing.

just made the worst risotto of my life

how long can I stay at my job purely out of spite

maybe flying to london to see paddington will fix me

at home because my boss is mad at me for not working for free ONCE and now she doesn't want to pay me? 😃

went to a pumpkin patch in a castle and they almost locked us in

"the word nachos is in that skeet, why are you taking it seriously?" - @adriannapilch.bsky.social, 2025

i'm in chicago oct 6 to 14

have no way of knowing if my passport is ready because the police said they don't send out emails about it anymore because they've been hacked. okay I guess they've just accepted that

my hands have never known peace 🤌🏼🇮🇹 (but i was serving lowkey)

asked my boss three times for the documents I need to prove I have a job (that I should already have lol) to rent an apartment and she isn't sending them to me so I guess i am quitting idk (I really should)

5 yo upstairs neighbour is singing (screaming) pink pony club with a PASSION

got a notification that my latin professor from high school joined duolingo and I was like what is this man even studying because he knows latin, ancient greek and even sanskrit but he hates english with a burning passion

btw made myself a hot chocolate today (it's over 90°F outside idk) and burned my tongue so badly I feel like I deserve it

my favourite oat milk has been discontinued. my mom sent me their statement saying "all we can do is cry" and she's RIGHT heaven avena you will be missed

friend came to visit me at work and took this picture idk, talking to the panda in the real universal language 🤌🏼🤌🏼

okay done needed to get that off my chest lol

taskmaster s19 is sooooo good

stopped skeeting because it was too depressing to just complain about my job

GAINED ANOTHER FROG

it's easter it's raining and im going to work booo

you know it's bad when steff sends me a duolingo streak reminder and she's 7 hours behind

worked so many (literally sooo many. like. 26.) hours the past two days but i guess it paid off and everything went well but also I asked if I could have two days off in a row one week in june and the boss said yeah if you skip your day off the week after like wtf lmao

suzie toot.....

someone called at work today and asked if we had a tiger because he "needed it to shoot a music video for an up and coming rapper" like???? what do you want to do with the tiger 💀💀 anyway I may or may not just burst out laughing in his face

worked 36h in three days !

anyway I had never been to their part of the castle and it's so beautiful 😭😭😭😭

worked for 12h straight today and then got home and worked another hour for my other job because im too behind maybe i will kms

my friend's cousin at the castle invited me to dinner with her friends and they're all couples with children why am I here.....

coworker's daughter is obsessed with bath bombs so i brought her a couple for christmas bc i stayed at their place for lunch and then gave her one randomly a couple of weeks ago because sheep shaped and today i saw her and she goes "so what bath bomb do you have for me today" dfnvdfhd

brought one of the several dead scorpions ive found at home to a guy at work and ive never seen anyone so grateful for something I did lmao 😭

a child just asked his mom what cash is......

another great and relaxing day off this week! (going to see my grandma in intensive care and then putting down my cat (probably) and then working my other job for a few hours because I'm so behind and it's getting....bad)

missed duolingo day because the worst musical ive ever seen ended AFTER MIDNIGHT like that should be illegal

look at her hand idk i love her

It's so ominous outside right now lol

save me lesbian red pandas etc etc

why did this bald man message this to the zoo facebook page at 11.33pm

buying friendship with drag queens by offering peacock feathers I will pick up from the floor at work

I unironically say mamma mia multiple times a day 😔

stood up thinking "i'm gonna make myself a coffee and go to work" then I just ate a banana and left. why. i'm so sleepy.