Hey if anybody is feeling like they’re gonna be raptured and don’t want their money to go to waste my Venmo is alexisbevels :)

Thursday murder club on Netflix is so fun and cool!

Is there a job that I can have where I get paid to make my mom laugh? Bc it’s literally my favorite thing of all time. There is no better sound

I’m so impressed by the survivors and I’m behind their efforts to get validation, conviction for those involved ! Enough is enough! #jeffreyEpstein

America and the world has a unique opportunity to actually believe women.

Just got emotional watching a women fold a piece of paper. Feels good to feel again

My boyfriend is really good at connect four. And I know Beyoncé is really good at connect four so on his behalf I challenge Beyoncé to a connect four match and I’ll provide snacks. Winner gets a picture with me and the loser.

I’d like to offer humble praise and thanks to the casting people at outlander! I suppose it’s not hard finding beautiful people as your leads but having them resemble the ogs and having them ALL be good actors have me absolutely giddy!

Okay the hbo series I can kinda wrap my head around. What actor wouldn’t wanna have however many years guaranteed work on HBO. But choosing to do an audio version where the money will go directly into a haters purse? That’s such enabler behavior and truly horrible move vibes wise...

I’m not ready to speak about and just like that. But I will say that bones is delightful and the bones and sleepy hollow crossover ep in season 11 has me excited to start my sleepy hollow binge in preparation for what will surely be an incredible Halloween season.

I just saw a rumor that Maisie Williams is gonna be in the Practical Magic reboot (which I am so excited about!) and I can’t help but think about how absolutely perfect the casting of Sophie Turner would be as the daughters/ nieces of Sandy B/Nicole Kidman

Oh my GAWD!!! I forgot about the bones/family guy crossover. Booth is at the clinic ready to give a sperm sample so Brennan can scrutinize his specimen and Stewie pops up on the porn tv to be like….. don’t be weird. Bring back 29 episode seasons of tv shows! And renew BONES NOW!

Obsessed with ep 10 of pokerface. Need the trifecta of flea Duvall, pokerface and Patti Harrison in a lot of season 3!

Just saw a bumper sticker that said “honk if you love dying and being dead”

In the era of pre choose your own seats at the movies, If you pick seats that are directly next to already taken ones in a mostly empty theatre……. You’re weird. Unless it’s a sold out show it should go: Everyone gets their own row….. THEN fill in from there.

P for piecing is period!

Happy SIRENS day to all who celebrate. Please know this this will be my entire personality from now on!

Cynthia Erivo playing Jesus and Dracula in the coming times makes so much sense to me bc they both came back from the dead!

Irony is someone named Joy who often brings me to tears with how incredible her voice is. The ballad of Phil and Phyllis is absolutely NOT on replay here bc that songs makes me sob

Okay I like Andor. And I loved the acolyte and rogue one. I wonder if Star Wars Stans are drawing any parallels with the empire and real life stuff

Oh my GODYOUGUYS! Have you tried waxing your thread before hand sewing? Truly a game changer!!!

It’s my bday so everyone has to binge watch their favorite show for 10 hours straight

Watching #etoile and I’m feeling excited! Love the Sherman-palladino cinematic universe and I’m obsessed with ballet in film so I’m ready!

The Sinners was the best movie I’ve seen in a really long time. Can’t wait to see it again!!!!

The final season of YOU was really fun! And Anna Camp was so good!!!! Iconic performance! Also I couldn’t help but think that if the Olson twins ever wanted to return to acting those would have been the perfect parts. But I’m glad they’re happy not acting.

a movie where I (a well meaning but clumsy journalist) take on the challenges of saving the print industry (bringing back skymall)

Last week I got my first ever victory royale in fortnight- this week I’m going on my first vacation ever since “the before times”

Brag: I often get compliments on my daily runaround outfits from sweet ladies and there’s no higher praise as far as I’m concerned.

I’m finna be in (watching) the Pitt

Now that I’m more practiced in rolled hems I wonder if I’d be any good at rolling blunts

I’ve been thinking about this and what I have to say is that when aria goes west of Westeros…. I believe she finds middle earth. Arriving just after the events of LOTR. And I think when Danny births her dragons that’s when Sauron comes back.

Starting sons of anarchy and I’m convinced this is in the same universe as Veronica mars. Even some crossover with actors!

Survival of the thickest scratches the same part of my brain that sex and the city (original recipe) does. Except it’s more relevant to me bc more queer people and big girls. I love it and I want 7 seasons and 2 movies