A very happy Christmas to all my friends and followers! I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow. Be excellent to each other! 😘🎄

Christmas Eve sunset 😃

Bah humbug!

Tip of the day: If you MUST get married, don’t get married abroad. It just complicates things further when you get divorced!

Why do people pick their noses in their cars in traffic? Do they think they’re invisible? I’ve seen 2 this morning already…Scrubbers!

'Glowing Sky, Menara' (2022) -- a Very Humid Sunset Hangs Over Downtown KL in Shades of Yellow-Orange, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia #landscape #photography #landscapephotography #blackandwhitephotography #malaysia #monochrome #jayceecrawford

Purchased a meat and cheese tray yesterday for Xmas so looks like I need to buy another meat and cheese tray for Xmas.

Indeed. And every weekend 👍

This is good news 👍

“Making America Great Again” with the first un-elected President is fundamentally absurd.

Sometimes the simplest shirts are the hardest to get right.

The House of Lords has been a total farce for years. The sooner it’s abolished, the better!

Christmas for a bigamist, what shall I do? Spend it with the family? I can’t, I have 2!

If you’re going out for Mad Friday today then enjoy it, but enjoy it by being fucking disciplined! 👍

Just realised it’s Mad Friday…it’s not for me anymore! 😂

I don’t send Christmas cards because I can’t be arsed. So, unless I specifically tell you otherwise, please assume I wish you and yours a very Happy Christmas 👍🎄

Clydebank 1993-95 away by Matchwinner, sponsored by Wet Wet Wet. One of my favourite shirts in the collection 👌

How can I not have a wonderful day after a sunrise like this? #Sunrise #Colorado #LarimerCounty #Photography #GoodDay

Christmas Day in 1 week?? 😱

BE A LOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)

Nobody in Britain can believe it’s Christmas next week.

So Royal Mail is now owned by a Czech billionaire…how has this been allowed to happen? As always, the customers will be the ones to suffer!

Happy #SocialistSunday everyone!

Fuck VAR! It’s killing football.

imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio

Edinburgh skyline, looking south across The Meadows, 0820 today.

Snapdragons are my favorite flower to grow. They do however produce seed pods that look like the screaming skulls of the damned.

Even better lol 😂

More accurate picture.

Does Netanyahu believe the hostages are in Syria at present?

Yes, you read that right… An actual sitting MP really did tweet this claptrap this morning.

How I feel on this app… Am I doing it wrong? 🤷‍♂️

This whole Luigi Mangione story is insane. Has anyone acquired the film rights yet?

This Assad/Putin cartoon in the paper made me laugh 😂

Good morning, Bluesky! Here’s the University of Sheffield Arts Tower looking as resplendent ever today. 👍

Suwon FC 🇰🇷 #SuwonFC

No, not in the slightest!

He’s going to try to buy the UK as well. It won’t end well for him when he does.