They say dementia makes people the worst version of themselves. For example, a grifter who progresses from a necktie swindle to stealing an entire country for its oil.

On the bright side, there are still 363 chances for him to croak one day this year.

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Kept my resolution and started my new exercise regimen today. Scrolled with TWO fingers for 30 minutes. I'm exhausted.

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Tonight at bedtime we will be subjected to firecrackers fired by crackers. My kitty will hide, leaving me with nobody to sleep on my shoulder. May their hangovers be sadistic.

Happy New Year to all, excluding the whining baby slapping his loathsome name on everything in a futile effort to fill the hole where his soul should be. Regards - Leftist Scum

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It's going to be hard to top marble armrests for Stupidest Frigging Idea of the Year.

Cross your fingers. There's still plenty of time for him to turn up his toes before the new year.

There's a reason marble armrests are "unlike anything ever done or seen before," Stupid. It's the same reason granite pillows have never been been done or seen before.

What a miserable wretch. He's outscrooged Scrooge.

So touching that he remembered us scum.

Santa will be late, the reindeer refused to fly over the Caribbean.

Whine, whine, whine

The reindeer will be flying high this year. Pencils are very light.

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Ever since a victim reported that Epstein's penis looks like a lemon I've been trying to picture it.

The rest of the coyotes sense the big orange one is weak and they are drooling.

Their attempt to shift the attention to Bill Clinton is utterly pathetic. Clinton's heyday was 30 years ago.

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A penis costs $150K, according to Oz. Seems a little high, I'd have to take it for a test drive.

Sorry, I despise Karoline Leavitt and every word she utters, but closeups making fun of her botox injections are unfair and misogynistic.

We've passed a tipping point. It is no longer a question of "whether" something is wrong with the president, it is a matter of "what" is wrong with the president.

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Are they making Patel play Tonto or what?

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Signing an executive order to put another quarter in the horsey.

"We've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela, a large tanker, very large, largest one ever seized, actually." But of course it is.

Oil. Who would have guessed?

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He doesn't need a pardon. He'll be the next SecDef.

I wonder what a pardon costs? I want to buy one for that drunk racoon.

December 5: "Madonna and Child" (2006) acrylic on canvas, 20 in. x 16 in. #ArtAdventCalendar

If this lawyer had come into my courtroom when I was a judge, I would have had him tested for meth, cocaine, and abject fear.

Yeah, if I was worried about getting into heaven, I'd kill a bunch of fishermen and take a nap.

Sorry, mr. president, but we have this thing called "separation of powers" in this country. To put it in terms your pea-sized brain has a chance to comprehend, it ain't your call.

When Jesus said he would make his followers "fishers of men," I doubt he meant for them to fish with dynamite, much less missiles. But far be it from me to argue with evangelists, because ultimately, God works in mysterious ways, right?

If they are going to arrest everyone who looks like an immigrant, what about this bloviated dickhead?

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We are giving the relatives Venezuelan fishing trips this year.

I just paid $18 for a pound of deli turkey. Our holiday guests are going to have to lower their standards.

3 days left before Avoid Argument Day.

That thing around his neck is not a sweater, it's a foreskin.

I remember it well. I was in 4th grade. We were called to the gym. Seats were lined up. Walter Cronkite was on a B&W TV set on a table up on the stage. Kids were chattering. The principal called our attention saying President Kennedy was shot and killed. Aloud hush fell over us. Then sobs & cries.

3rd Grade. Mother Superior first came on the loudspeaker and said we should pray for a special intention. about 20-30 minutes later she announced JFK had been assassinated in Dallas. I got home and my Mother and a neighbor were watching T.V. crying. They cried all the weekend up to the burial. Sad.