I owe teeny (tb_png) my life.

Girl are YOU conjuring up a divine degree of hard to fathom energy?

A lot of "pretty privilege" is just misogyny and I know that but I do actually feel bad for girls who are really pretty in an approachable way. Girl at work had to switch driving instructors thrice. That's fucking crazy. We've got to start castrating people for this kind of behavior

Every time I see the guy Disney and/or Lucasfilms CGI'd Luke Skywalker's face over even though he looks exactly like young Mark Hamill, I want to kill myself.

Nhut Le, who plays Judomaster in Peacemaker, is sooooo cute. In the show, he's this really bizarre, bitchy character who is wonderful, and his softer, higher voice adds something really special to the character imo

Working 9-5 is more like working 6:45 to 19:00 rn

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Can't imagine ever having to preface something with "I like Jimmy Kimmel" in order to show that you're not writing in bad faith

Teenagers AU where nothing bad happens except Ximena’s onto Jayce 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓#jayvik

STOP POSTING STUPID NON-INFO ABOUT DCU BATMAN MOVIES WITH THE DARK VICTORY COVER WHY WOULD YOU PLAY WITH ME LIKE THAT FUCK ME MAN

Seeing excellent art but it's superbat and I can't cosign that because I need to exclusively rep my much worse batship and my beloved clois #CONTROLTHENARRATIVE

The only way Dick Grayson is ever becoming the second longest running Robin - in real time - is if someone takes over the cowl permanently (no way lol) or they throw Bruce in the lazarus pit so he can have 5 more Robins and watch all his pseudo kids die (seemingly inevitable)

Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.

Penultimate issue!! Out TOMORROW!!!

Copium bong rip

Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956

#jayvik 작은친구들🤲💖

All I can think about is having some free time again after Wednesday and playing Gotham Knights on my big fucking TEEVEE

Copium at an all time high

Fandom has got to stop prioritizing fictional characters over real people like this is so unserious

AND ON OUR SHOULDERS IS A BUILDUUUUUUUUP OF MURDER AND DESTRUCTIOOOOONNNN YET WE WOULD NEVER LIFT A FINGEEEEER AGAINST ANOTHER HUMAN!!!!!!!!

I'm literally going insane because I can't find anyone to talk to about how fucking good Hysterical Strength by Deadletter is

Bald adult man Lex Luthor hanging around high schooler Clark Kent trying to pay for his farm equipment, his high school's computers and even his little dates with Lana Lang is the funniest shit of all time

WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?

Smallville is like a really mid AO3 AU but there's just something about it...

jayvik are fucked in the head bc theyre both wifeguys and they're both each other's dead wife. A relationship is 50/50 sometimes i die sometimes he dies

I agree with this sentiment. I've seen people express this before but only ever with the implication this current generation is too pretty somehow, which always seemed incorrect because I don't find many of them particularly beautiful. I think the disconnect is moreso about visible artificiality

None of my friends listening to my music recommendations these past two weeks because everyone's busy, should I just kill myself

Giving Dick-as-Robin tiny baby safety shorts instead of the green speedo is one thing and totally fine with me but visible leggings?! PANTS?!?!?!?

Devil's Minion edit idea I won't use: "What's a mere mortal to do?" (correct lyrics, Daniel) "What's an immortal to do?" (misheard lyrics, Armand)

WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS IS A DEUS EX MACHINA WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS IS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST, FATE SHIFT, OOH WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS IS A DEUS EX MACHINA WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS IS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST, FATE SHIFT, A REDIRECTION OF THE BREEZE...

Personally, if my favorite character was being written by someone who said them getting tortured was kind of sexy, I would jump for joy and click my heels and go "YIPPEEEE"

Ordered my expensive as fuck computer because I signed my job contract so in like a month I will finally be able to play Marvel Rivals and other videogames that would deepfry my current gamerlaptop

You're playing videogames with @muttonsnacks.bsky.social, I'm in their DMs asking them to identify whatever bug just kind of freaked me out. We are not the same

It's so funny to me that Emerald Fennell is a perfectly fun director who clearly has a good eye yet she insists on doing existing movies in a more visually bombastic, narratively incoherent way.

Matt Reeves shooters all convinced Dick Grayson will be in THE BATMAN PART II... but I remain a skeptic because if I expect that and it doesn't happen I might have to be put on suicide watch

The turnaround on this guy is CRAZYYYYY

Red Velvet's Wendy and GFriend's Yuju outsinging KDH on Golden, I know that's right www.youtube.com/shorts/MY6kn...

Speaking of Love is Blind, shoutout to this gym bro funeral director who loves his brother with down syndrome sooooooo muuuuch and prefers to be a couch potato - who somehow got paired up with some random white girl who likes to go to the clerb. I hope he says no to her, sorry for being antifeminist

I've never felt genuinely touched watching these hammy Love Is Blind wedding scenes before. Benaiah is SO in love with Nicole, and she's a gorgeous sweetie pie. I'm so happy for them. I hope it's for reals and not just editing

I always forget TimKon was never #canon because I'm pretty sure that relationship is the main reason people behind the scenes were like ugh okay maybe it makes sense if this one is bisexual because what we wrote here doesn't really make sense otherwise

I struggle to fully understand the concept of people getting death threats because I can't imagine ever sending one and I struggle to imagine anyone else sending one

New Lindsay Ellis video is really good. I wonder if part of the reason she's so good at this is because she's a writer and not just a uni dissertation writer

We can’t have an accurate conversation about trans identity

It's a shame Clark can't really act because the Smallville #CLEX dynamic is sooooo intriguing to me even though I generally don't like those two together like that

What is it about baldness and exuding a kind of sexual energy....... #Smallville

No more capeshit this is the only thing that matters to me today

Guy on Love is Blind UK has G CUPS. Bigger tits than the girl he's with it's crazy

Thinking about a boy named Viktor💫 #jayvik #arcane