you know a beast like me is loading up rimworld with the piss and shit mod

everyones getting insane weather and its like 21 degrees MAX here what the fuck

blowing my nose to feel a little relief, going to shave and all of a sudden it feels like i didn't blow my nose at all. i am truly Sisyphus if he was a woman and had a cold

The Angry German Circus (2006) #OldInternetNostalgia

oh fuck its actually warm today i might die

someone get me OUT of this anazing digital CIRCUS

i miss her so much i would fuck up one of these right now

it is 11 degrees right now and i dont have a fever. WHY AM I SO SWEATY

i could never be a liberal i lust for action and pain against my enemies too much

The Comedic Gamer: Now this is a game thats good for a laugh. Definitely play this one if you want a giggle or two!

Unbelievable! 😲😱

video of Donald Trump shooting 15 US Army veterans inside the Oval Office and its real

i didn't really have any understanding of what was up with me as a kid so for a long time i thought that i got autism when someone kicked a football at my face

i don't know how to phrase this properly but it's still insane to me that the Germans got to live in a better society than we may ever see again on this earth. and it ended before any of us could even understand what they built

fuck i completely memory-holed that Sunak was ever PM in my mind it went straight from Truss shitting in her bathrobes to everyone being like "this boring cunt Starmers up now what the fuck"

after like, 4 continuous days of being sick i think im starting to get better but now everything just kind of hurts

Please, check up on the Iranian Royalists in your life. Pahlavists may be the most oppressed class in America right now, thanks to Mr. TACO! (Trump ALWAYS Chickens Out😂). Seriously though, mental health is an important issue! #Mentalhealth #Pahlavi #RealIraniansAreTired

SIR Kier Starmer needs us!!!!! TWEET OUT "WE LOVE KIER" IF YOU LOVE KIER STARMER. #mentalhealth #WELOVEKIER

Prayer Warriors: Starmer needs us now more than ever. Let’s make sure our PM feels His love this weekend!

i think at some point we need the entire games industry to crash. i dont think companies like Xbox or Steam, even companies like Ubisoft, EA and Epic, should exist. they should be broken into tiny little teams with no corporate oversight and the ceos should be boiled and mashed

i think we need to kill Gabe Newell. i dont even have anything against him or steam, i just think we need people scared to make their gaming companies too big

i wanna drink a whole 2 litre orange juice (with pulp) and fear

i want to sleep but i also want to deliriously try and understand the Werewolf the Apocalypse 20th anniversary rulebook but i cannot do both and ive been awake since 4am

Werewolf The Apocalypse character who gets really obsessed with furry art and sparkle dogs and then undergoes her First Change and is thrust into the War for Gaia and doesn't even get the angel wings or the raccoon tail hair extensions

how have i not conked the fuck out yet ive been up since 4 am and i havent had a nap yet

sorry about all of that i fucking devoured that book and i have a lot of thoughts

reading "Promise Me You'll Shoot Yourself". very good book, digs deep into the concepts of "honour" behind Nazi ideology, "It would no doubt be for the best if the only Germans found by the advancing enemies were dead Germans."

I'm posting this very late but I have to share this absolutely insane email I got from a local adult toy store for memorial day:

I realize this isn't new or surprising to anyone really, but is this what we get? a world led by children on the playground?

Completely new dialogues are born from the most unexpected places

sometimes you sleep so well it makes you feel horrible

i hope i get better soon, i have Ethel Cain tickets for me and my sister

FUCK I want a big bowl of ramen right now that might actually cure me

took a bath and now i feel very slightly less bad (maybe more just a bit disorientated)

possible covid got me talking in the RFK Jr Emphysema voice

i have chosen a name that is completely IMMUNE to the Sonic The Hedgehog OC game

I find it funny that the U.S. Government still has to pretend its cool as fuck and killed 1 billion Iranian soldiers. You lost so badly you have to pay 300 billion dollars to Iran, they get ballistic missiles now

i can hardly fucking speak now as much as i love having something to complain about this is ridiculous

my nose is clearer than it has been so i can finally breathe but now whenever i cough i feel like my chest is being torn apart so thats wonderful

being sick is so embarassing "sorry i keep sneezing and coughing my body wont stop fighting itself"

Iron Nest is quite good i cant wait for it to come out

Lammy Kicks a Football (repost)

every 'sinus clearing' trick is a ploy by big decongestant to make us rely on their sprays and salves

i am still blown away by how good the Eraserhead baby's puppet is what the fuck

on a lighter note i watched David Lynch's short film 'What did Jack do?', an excuse for him to do a noir crime thriller with a small monkey. go watch it its 17 minutes long and wonderful

watching the hit 2014 blockbuster 'Lucy' and wow it sucks ass in ways i cant articulate

What's gotten into you, old chap? Have you lost your bloody media?!

used up all my energy like an idiot to make an omelette that i cant even show because it stuck to the pan too much. very nice though, chorizo, cheddar, onion and tomato. this is my last will and testament