Ronald McDonald being informed by a cabal of lawyers at McDonald's HQ that he has to go into hiding and 'lay low' in the wake of the 2016 Murder Clown sightings.

yknow, i worked REAL hard in therapy to fight the urge to disappear from the face of the earth because it was an unhealthy coping mechanism, but recent internet related news is making it increasingly hard to not just walk right into the ocean ngl

todays project - install an IDE to SD adapter in my imac g3. heresy? a little bit. helps with longetivity? 100%.

Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

Take back ownership of your music. #OwnYourMusic #iPod

straight fukn deadlockin in 🔴 www.twitch.tv/SHIELDMEIDUNN

being an adult is playing animal crossing, seeing a lost item on the ground and going "not my problem right now, I gotta pay my bills"

I really wish ID Software would pick up the Commander Keen franchise again. Not just because they're fun games but because they're, to many peoples surprise, essential to the lore of DOOM and Wolfenstein but have been delegated to small easter eggs in either series.

unsubtle

eh he hee he

Stardew Valley lets you live the ultimate fantasy - owning a house

that's definitely one of the descriptions of all time

keep fighting

Loyalty is being stabbed in the heart, and, despite the pain and the life draining from your eyes, still loving the person holding the knife.

BITCH dropped a TORMENTED SYNAPSE!! SOLD that SHIT so fast, the GRAND EXCHANGE turned into a CRATER!! SIXTY NINE MIL, STRAIGHT to my GUILINOR BANK - no PIN, no STRONGHOLD of SECURITY!! SCAMS cant GET to ME!! Im level ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY SIX!! THIS SHIT aint NOTHIN to ME MAN!!

Saying ”chrummy chummbus” in as many ways as possible

people who are surprised that michael jackson was in the epstein files must've been entirely asleep during the early 2000's when he went on 60 minutes and said it was perfectly normal to share a bed with young boys lmao, i wouldn't be shocked if he got offed by epstein & crew for being TOO open

man who knew getting a new social security number was gonna be such a headache all i have to prove my existence to municipal entities right now is a sheet of A4 paper from the national tax authority with a case number on it wack

I'm studying History right now, a passion subject of mine, and I always thought the Carolean Army was a fascinating display of how efficient religious dogma (especially tied to the Crown) can be at brainwashing an entire population into thinking your death on the battlefield is predetermined by God.

new domain, who dis

have a little render i made in honor of how much NOTHING is gonna happen tonight

have a little render i made in honor of how much NOTHING is gonna happen tonight

this documentary short about the development of litterature i'm watching has edward kenway in A-pose

prediction: steam machine will sell at $700 (unsubsidized due to needing ROI), frame at $600 - subsidized, but better overall value + lower cost/fewer components than ie a Quest 3 BUNDLE price, $1200 ($100 subsidized on the machine for being packaged with a niche) matching the original price rumors

a friend from the uk is visiting next month and he wanted to know how big my kitchen is for cooking reasons and i didnt have a good reference point in mind so i just sent him this

everyone keeps calling my hot choccy "simpsons movie ned flanders ahh lookin drink" and im somehow both upset and glad that people understand that's where i got the idea from

I know 100% that people follow me that know Mamdani personally so I mean, if he's down for a 30 minute zoom call that's only gonna be about 10% shitposting let mw know

Pink Mist. 🩷

Love Hemisphere. 💞

at one point in the night the bathroom queue was so long I popped my AirPods in and started listening to a psychology podcast in the middle the club

as much fun as i had last night i think the peak was this jacked dude with a ghost face mask doing his absolute hardest ghost face impression while singing britney spears karaoke

24 years ago today, we all danced around the apartment to the tune of 1,000 songs in our pocket. Happy birthday, iPod!

Silksong is the Fortnite of Metroidvanias

Apple experimented on an 8th gen iPod classic with an A19 SoC, flash storage, and two-tone casing, however it was cancelled after an engineer made an offhand comment about how ugly the design looked. The design was later reused for the iPhone 17 Pro. #AlternateTimelineApple

new theory: in early august i bonked my head something fucking fierce into a door frame. i saw stars and got knocked onto my knees. had a hell of a bump after. i probably gave myself a concussion and this is the pcs lol

yknow whats a weird realization? getting older = little ailments that arent like a problem, but definetely werent there when you were younger.

as a swede it will never fail to piss me off to see people go "durrr surströmming stinky" & opening these fucking cans indoors with no regard for the actual prep process to eat it. its like cracking open a raw egg and going "ewww why is it so slimey and gross" BECAUSE YOU DIDNT COOK IT MOTHERFUCKER

ok I may or may not have moved the entire post database to json instead in the interest of making the post maker double as a guest book

so i kinda fell down a rabbithole of wanting to do long form blog posting like in the good ol days but not wanting something overly complicated or annoying and at first I didnt want self hosted because then i might as well make the whole damn thing myself and-- yeah nvm i made a web 1.0 blog system

ending the week by upgrading "girl im dating" to "girlfriend" yiippee yahoo i am gay

last night's VRC was a sobering realization that i fucking hate club instances. i'll join, know like one person there who is happy to see me & then everyone is overstimmed by the 5000 things going on at once & whatever interaction there was falls apart while a sub-par dj shuffles a spotify playlist

lol, lmao even bustin out the jameson and having a celebration drink tonight, L bozo

manifesting

mmm whatcha say

i think i speedran the callouses on my fingertips from playing the guitar, 2 weeks ago these babies were soft and smooth and now i cant feel my keyboard when i type anymore

Anyway. In light of positivity: Today I did blood tests, went to two classes, wrote two assignments, organized my Neil Diamond discography files, listed an old VCR & vinyl for sale, booked pest control, guitar practice, a HIIT workout, post-workout shower, and still time for some side projects... 😮‍💨

I don't appreciate this borderline belittling of my "beliefs", because the last sentence implies they are somehow unfounded, unreasonable or wrong. It's giving big "Sorry you feel that way", non-apology energy. Furthermore, they are not "beliefs". They are quantifiable facts. LLM's are not alive.