"...I care about you, fossil fish, so much that only I can be the one to smash the mallet down on the base of your skull and flip you over and slice you open..." There's a tender brutality in @amberwn.bsky.social 's 1-sentence story on sturgeon.

it cannot be a delusion of grandeur if i know for sure i am better than most if not all.

does anyone know for sure when it ends

flipping between election results and ao3 tabs always have my finger on the pulse and few would understand

who up rewatching The Pitt and making observations and assumptions and connections

DAREDEVIL BACK AGAIN

daredevil flop again

Life is a nightmare. You might as well write about it.

my memoir is going to be better than everyone else’s because i am hilarious and i did something horrible in a past life

we used to have succbarry sundays.

INNIE MARK I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!! DON’T WATCH SEVERANCE!!!!!

ICYMI… we dropped issue 3 a few months ago and it has everything… flash cnf… collage… interactive fiction… check it out if you haven’t yet 💜

unfortunately i was born in a year that starts with 2 and do have the classic brainrot symptoms of someone my age including being completely unable to do work unless i have the worst collection of superhero movies playing in the background. i am keeping marvel alive. it’s my fault.

mickey 18………………………………… i yearn

(delusional) here’s how invincible writers will bring back rex again

kevin fiege you will pay for what i am watching on my tv right now

today was an unskippable cutscene

death stranding joins the super exclusive club of things with sweet little babies that make me want to mother. my baby. my lou. thats my kid!

the wyoming cabin in which joel miller is clubbed to death in the last of us 2 is my dream home, taxidermy inclusive

have i told you guys about heated blankets?

promoting art is perhaps impossible because the internet is broken but i have a new story out with Moss. slightly horrific and disgusting in the real way but also about the horrors of returning to your hometown. mosslit.com/Amber-Nuyens...

you will forget the life you had and the person you were before you had a heated blanket

just saw The Brutalist. love da movies so much.

entire tl moaning about Challengers not getting any oscar noms when the real catastrophe is how we’ve forgotten Civil War. Here’s how we can still win:

if you made or popularized multi factor authentication know you are not looked upon kindly

you can access canadian healthcare if you solve these riddles three and also complete a perfectly-timed blood sacrifice on the first friday of the month when every clinic’s booking calendars open

call me luigi the way my back pain is making me want to [REDACTED]

There are plenty of reasons to be worried about the planet, but in 2024, there was also some very good news to report. @ainsliecruickshank.bsky.social shares the biggest wins for the environment across B.C.: thenarwhal.ca/bc-nature-wi...

no longer being expected to write for the mfa and suddenly have done more writing in the last 6 days than in the previous 6 months crazy how that works

jagmeet singh if you’re listening i need you to fix the pet rental laws now i need a dog it’s hitting critical levels

a query letter that just says PLEASE repeatedly to catch the agent’s attention

I’m putting together a team of jerks

as we lock in behind the scenes… meet the ISSUE 3 contributors! stay tuned for sneak peeks in the near future

being the bigger person is over i’m going to rob you

"When you hit the crosswalk button, all traffic will stop for you. It’s the law, isn’t it? When you separate your compost, trash, and recycling, it remains separated." Some 🔥🔥 today from Amber Nuyens https://www.havehashad.com/o8rko