There isn't a hole Darren couldn't look into #sinkholes

Is anyone looking into this?

Nice to see @darrengrimes.bsky.social getting his own show.

🦅 CONGRATULATIONS! 🦅 To the Philadelphia EAGLES and their extraordinary manager, Big Chungus, on their historic Superbowl win! You are cordially invited to a special reception in your honour, at The White House!

Reform UK is adding it's voice to the rising chorus British voices DEMANDING that the next Archbishop be named Noncey McNonceface. news.sky.com/story/public...

This is absolutely ridiculous. People need to wake up, smell the hot chocolate, and stop sharing this kind of thing on social media.

For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct. Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward. Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...

Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay. The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...

Apparently he tried to play the Trump card...

Ladies and gentlemen: The Master Race. Many namby pamby Brits could borrow a leaf from this book, y'all.

Am absolutely loving that tash! 🥰 bylinetimes.com/2023/06/06/p...

utter legend. RIP Janey.

It is NOT "Farridge".

Person of the year x

I don't know about you Darren, but I think if someone is found by a judge to be a rapist, led an insurrection, consistently lies, is a huge narcissist and lets violent criminals out of prison (I could go on), we are perfectly justified in calling them a cunt. #janeywasright bsky.app/profile/sudd...

Funnily enough, ah had the exact same issue a while back. It turns out, if you go over the permanent marker with a dry wipe marker it'll come right aff! 👍

Absolutely gob smacked to see this all over me socials this morning. What is wrong with people?

Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa. They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Don’t forget chaps, a bag of porridge can feed a family for a week and perhaps cut back on take away coffees, avocados and Netflix 😉

Darren must make his mother so very, very proud. @darrengrimes.bsky.social

Dazza’s getting the desk polished and ready as we speak.

What causes this? I hope it's not COVID-20...

If inflation has reduced by 2.5%, why haven't prices also gone down by 2.5%? Yet another failure by Labour to understand the issues... 🙄

Suck on that, Elon! www.politico.eu/article/poll...

@gbnewsonline.bsky.social I think this is now a one term doomed government they will be long remembered as one of the most incompetant and hated goverments in our history when nett zero hits big time the poor massive protests will follow #labourneveragain #ReformUK

Throwback to when we used to play "Hitler Youth" at Dulwich College... Fun times!

Are we still getting the money?

Just heard the sad news... RIP Jimmy Carr. 🥺

Immigrants are the backbone of America. They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.

Another £27 BILLION saved, thanks to Brexit! Is there any space left in the piggy bank? bsky.app/profile/the-...

How typical of the EU, punishing us Brits by treating us like citizens of any other country. I'm disappointed in P&O here too, if I'm honest though. How can a company, famed for how well they treat their staff, take such a different approach with their customers?

"Festive" facts? Clearly the woke BBC has banned all use of the word "Christmas" in its reporting!

Ho! Ho! Ho! 🎄DONATE NOW!🎄 ...and I'll let him go. Unharmed. www.justtaking.com/DonateToNigel

🎄I'm dreaming of a white Christmas! 🎅

I've been twice this year, actually... 🙄

Not bad. But I generally mute parody accounts. 'Oxygen of publicity' and all that. Sorry.

I don't even recognise this country anymore. Letterboxes and bank robbers as far as the eye could see on the tube this morning and not a single Christian in sight. #KhansLondon

Oh that's just sooo typical of you leftists, always twisting my words to suit your agenda. It should be obvious, even to those with the most limited intelligence, that in the 2018 clip I was talking about somebody I don't like whereas in the later clip I am talking about someone I do like... 🙄

I stand with all White Anglo Saxon Protestant women. #WASPwomen

How predictable that dark forces within the Labour party are agitating for a change in the law to restrict foreign donations to political parties. They tell you it's just to stop the Reform UK Ltd. boogeyman but mark my words - THIS WILL BE FAR WORSE FOR THE TORIES! www.ft.com/content/44e5...

Martin Lewis has DESTROYED our country. Now he is ruining Christmas with his bloody statistics on how to win at Monopoly. What next? Martin Lewis’s statistical approach to: Wiping your bottom? Eating moist bread? Conker usage? God? Is this man a Chinese spy? 😡

Another day, another EV bursts uncontrollably into flames. 🙄 The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices. Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...

If this impoverished farmer were forced to sell this vintage display piece, it would barely cover the inheritance tax bill for a £3.1 million estate. What is Sir Keir thinking?

Delighted to see my friend and former colleague, Nick Ferrari, sharing a glass of champagne with a needy farmer yesterday. If it weren't for Nick's generosity, this poor chap would have had to wait until he got home to break out the bubbly.

Possibly one of the finest albums ever recorded. Change my mind...

Wake up sheepfarmerple!

Billionaires like Bill Gates and George Soros need to KEEP THE HELL OUT of British politics. www.thesun.co.uk/news/3223585...