Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…

Is anyone really surprised that Trump was outsmarted by a single-cell organism?

R.I.P. Ripper 💔😭 www.bbc.com/news/article...

This nurse heart is getting crushed by a hospital that does not support nurses and patients who feel they can treat us as horribly as they want. Check on your nurse friends. We're not ok.

This is so cute!

Jazz Emu's Ego Death youtu.be/wKpAQi1HLuE?...

Go see @thejazzemu.bsky.social . Just go, would ya?

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

Hungary’s voters spoke out forcefully against far-right bullshit and isolationist policies. Good.

My but @thejazzemu.bsky.social is the cheeky fellow youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Waiting for the day that #SNLUK discovers this genius. @thejazzemu.bsky.social is worth a look for everyone. But really, please, someone, anyone with any power in the entertainment world, sign this guy up for the "Rich and Famous" contract. Please. youtu.be/8Xzn7w9rguo?...

Hello, operator? Police, please. Yes I'd like to turn myself in. I've written six criminally good songs, which are coming out next Wednesday 8th April as my new EP: Six Upbeat Songs With A Positive Message. PRE-SAVE Now via my biographical link!

One day he'll be rich & famous, probably live in his own castle or something. Don't u want to be able to say u chatted w/him "back in the day?" Sunday March 15 is "the day." Support him on patreon & come talk about him w/us on discord. And Sunday you can ask him what kind of moat monster he'll have.

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This is surely a bucketful of streams! I’m really grateful, thank you to every who has listened to my album this week. To celebrate I’m doing an Ask Me Anything on my Discord (available to all Patrons) this SUNDAY at 6pm GMT. Sign up here for access! www.patreon.com/thejazzemu

New music video! Watch the whole thing on YouTube: youtu.be/3XyCT6q35GI?...

Bandcamp Friday today and if you buys me album I gets all the proceeds! Isn’t that just perfectly optimised for all involved x

It’s Bandcamp Friday! That means if you buys me new album today, I gets every last penny. That’s “nice”! Or alternatively you could stream it 20-30k times to provide me with the same recompense. Up to you! Links in my biography. Lots of love, JEx

With so many things in this world right now that are too terrible to fathom, here is something that is too incredibly good to fathom. The talent of this man. His new album will kill your heart while filling it and comforting it. A work of beautiful genius from a heart that is beautiful and genius.

Stream! snd.click/qda8

Purchase! bandcamp.com/jazzemu

My 💿 NEW ALBUM 💿 is out now. Do follow the link in my biography to peruse it at your and leisure and pleasure and/or displeasure. Accompanying visual content is cooking in my conceptual gut. The camera’s running. JE x

The true story behind my new album 🥀

UK and Ireland! 2026 Tour is now ON SALE at jazzemu.com/gigs It's going to a be scintillatingly erruberent experience, at which I hope to see you.

@thejazzemu.bsky.social 's new album comes out in just one week!! I'm so excited I could just scream that I'm so excited. BRB gonna go scream now...ok, I have scremmed it out. I know this album will be unlike any other he has made. And I'm here for it. Each album has already had its own feel...

If you have the chance, go see this show. Jazz Emu is a singular experience live.

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Dear United Kingdoms and also Great Ireland! I am back on tour in 2026 with my latest show, ’The Pleasure Is All Yours’. Tickets go on sale Friday 27th Feb 10am, but if you sign up to my mailing list now you shall receive PRE-SALE ACCESS from Tuesday 24th at 10am www.jazzemu.com/subscribe

💿NEW ALBUM LANDS 4th MARCH💿 Jazz Emu Sings: The Inimitable Sound of Archie Henderson Pre-order now on Bandcamp (link in bio), to hear one of my favourite tracks from it RIGHT NOW. Love you all. Here It Comes… JExx

A truly winsome throupling!

Pre-save the new forthcoming album by @thejazzemu.bsky.social The New Forthcoming Album by Jazz Emu now! snd.click/qda8

New music video out on YOUTUBE! Pre-save my forthcoming album here: snd.click/qda8