I'm listening to this on my Hyperloop ride to the Mars colony launchpad. Elon is right.

Brad lander was the secret hero of the story and everyone should be sending him flowers right now.

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

Stop the count?

Globalize the enchilada. Fingers crossed. Also, don't forget @omarfatehmn.com

The last 20 years have been really stupid, you know?

www.tiktok.com/@1grandssxnn... And this is why only white people are surprised by the brutality of ICE raids.

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

Americans are reliving history today, here's a fun reminder of how they saw fascism from the other side of the fence, back in the good old days. We're always just a few years behind, so for the local pleb, this is an early reminder. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAq...

I have also long dreamed of demolishing the white house

Hey look, women can rise to global prominence. *under the condition that they hate other women and minorities of all kinds.

Hate to be that guy, but we need to do better than 1938 Germany.

Shit, we lost another good one.

Wow. Ew. Also wow. Ewwww.

Operation Inflation. Best protest movement concept of all time.

Huh? Aren't all 20 remaining soldiers? Is it not more correct to say that Hamas is releasing 20 POWs in exchange for 2000 civilian hostages?

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

That's actually his skin without makeup.

RIP Halid :( En dnevu primeren tribute. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOTj...

Ok, da se. Ampak kdo bo?

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

www.forbes.com/sites/siladi... The free market sure finds creative ways to protect Tesla's interests.

siol.net/novice/svet/... Haha kakšen je to članek? Vedno več nasilja na protestih in primer nasilja so razbita stekla na SNS pisarni? Ne do nezavesti pretepeni in polomljeni otroci?

The brain behind Project 2025. Dumbass couldn't talk his way out of a paper bag and none of his ideas survive 5th grade scrutiny.

Cowards.

Huh, my homework? I... was getting ready to eat dinner and I bumped it with my elbow and then I was eating dinner... and well then like my dog was in the room and I didn't see because I was eating and my homework was hungry... I mean my dog was hungry and then dog ate my dinner... I mean homework.

Nothing to see, move along citizen.

Oh, so you're saying the country which didn't have a nuclear weapons program before now has a nuclear weapons program? Who could have seen this coming? (Everyone. Everyone saw this coming.)

Oh look, concentration camps.

Ena za presekat.

No time, busy gutting medicaid and food stamps.

One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.

My queen.

HEY GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT! I know what the Trump administration's goal is. They're trying to help Christianity turn around their falling membership. That lady there is a demon, and I now think we need Jesus.

Ne vem kako sem to spregledal do zdaj, če je še kdo od vas, zna bit zanimivo.

Ok I'm showing this to my kids.

Comrade Trump focuses on energy and industry as opposed to frivolous bourgeois commodity consumerism. All hail Comrade Trump and his enlightened degrowth leadership.

I'll settle for people learning the difference between leftist and liberal first. We need to level before we build.

Good way to approach Slovenian healthcare policy too.

It wasn't starvation, I had 5 cups of coffee and a pack of smokes.

Jebem vam take aperole.

Ok bois, it's over. Wine moms are starting to see past the curtain.

Ok I stand corrected. Keep Pete, please. He's great, no problem here.

10/10, no notes.

Maher, Bannon, Morgan, some WaPo dude. Just a picture to keep around for when your kids ask when you knew there was no coming back.