You. I know you can hear me. When you die, Courier... I'll be waiting. Your grave's going to look just like this vault.

{{ this would be a funny spamton acc. giant mech spam

DAMN [[bay harbor butcher]]Y ARE YOU A [[Lupus]] BECAUSE I W4NT TO [[sharing is caring]] A [[Dr. House]] AND [[Can we put our Minecraft beds together]] WITH [[YOU!!]]

[[Yeowch! Oof! Yeowzers!]] STOP [[pulling]] MY ARMS ARE [[WARNING: FRAGILE PACKAGE]]

{{ was looking for something and saw this again

[[put a little hot sauce on that bad boy]]

//

// her!! but its ok i made the same mistake with chartreuse lmao

[[Big Shot]]

EOSSSS.....

{ Long yawn. } SPAMTON TO [[retire my]] BLOODLINE

(yea)

[[Water me]]

[[WEEN]]ER

[[flower]]ING

@circa1997.bsky.social // . . . . I don't know what to do other than laugh. Uh. Feel free to use it as a pfp for Halloween

Let pain run its course.

{ Rising out of dumpster like on an elevator. } [[Good morni]] { She falls out of the dumpster on accident. } . . . [[Owieee!]]

{{ marvel rivals.... bro. ....

SPAM [Tuah] 2026

Man, i should recall my hollow heart

ASRIEL did not fight back.

SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA THE ICON OF SIN A BATTERED BODY IS DENIED DEATH IN ORDER TO GRANT IT, EN MASSE

[[Big Shot]]

[[Eos]]......

I’m the kind of scum who’d be on my knees, profusely apologizing while carrying a huge axe on my shoulder.

jokes on you i’ve secretly been a bottom this whole time ! / secretly ?

I'M [[pregnant]] [[WITH IDEAS-!!]]

I mean, fuck — I like pills, I like drugs! I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck! I like day-drinkin' and day parties and Hollywood! I like doin' Hollywood shit, snort it? Probably would!

BETTER KEEP YOUR CUTE LITTLE GREEN EYES PEELED, OTHERWISE YOU MAY BE NEXT ON THE COLLECT-A-THON!

[[glugglugglug]] MM [[H20]] HYR4TING

I'M [[In your]] [[bathtub]]

[[𝓕𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽…]]

[[Truth Nuke]]

[[Who am I...?]]????

[[Baby]] SPAMTON [[Boy Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby]] SPAMTON [[Boy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww]] SPAMTON [[Fun Pal Happy Happy]] SPAMTON [[Baby for 2 Or 3 Every]] SPAMTON [[All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy]] SPAMTON [[Pet]] PUPPET [[Cute]] DOLL [[Baby]] SPAMTON [[Aww]]

EVERYBODY WANTS ME [[DEAD?!]]

[[Who want me]]

[[WAAAAH]]

[[I want you]]

[ Pitch perfect mimicry of Spamton's voice ] I>M A [Fruit by the Foot™]

HEEAS5HHH44

HAEE44AEH4AHEA

{ in a Battat cosplay } [[I did not. Have. Sexual relations. With that]] SPAMTON