Just existing and thinking about how fucked up I must be to be like this so late in life.

[She's existing like normal. Probably snacking on something]

Why does she have pictures of him. Freak

I think that meaner version of me is into her Spamton. But it's hard to tell with how she bites everyone or gets bitten.

「Even without a voicebox, I can speak to you」

Uh Um. . . Hi, take this for a Seductive Sunday. I know, I look good in a bunny suit

// I can't do anything on Uni's account. Or anything on my phone because I was logged into his account I'm. Really fucking upset

I should get some hot tea and chocolate now that's she's back. . . But what if she doesn't like it. I. . . I want to make sure she likes the gift. . .

// I'm still giggling at being the reason that Eli's Spam is French

𝚒 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛:

// Remembers the time Jewel tried to sell Spamton breast implants

// Hoping this doesn't flop here at least like it did with Uni

// These will be non canon but

// Remembers the time Jewel tried to sell Spamton breast implants

Oh. My. God. Someone else that's into fashion and beauty???

Perks of being a tall sexy lady: I'm a tall sexy lady

I've only really been called Jewel.

[<— She loves Battat. A lot.]

// Honestly. Idk when I decided Jewel was the boobs. But now it's too funny and I need to uphold it.

. . . You clicked the ad. . . . I am the boobies. Or at least that's the bit that's happening.

[She's the boobies. She got fucking summoned]

If people really want to see boobies that badly they could ask me to show mine

Haha. . . Yeah I am. And thank you. I like to make sure I look good

[She giggles, finally moving her hands away from her face] Yeah you are. Yeah, maybe we could one of these days, I think that would be nice

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// Calling myself out here but 11 - 12 I used discord, then I used Twitter till I was like 14, then discord again at like 14? Then when I was 17 I moved to bluesky and now at nearly 19 I'm using bluesky and tumblr Oh and TikTok as an scp content creator from like 12 - 14

// I love how Jewel's smashes are just slowly getting more unhinged

[She is bright purple and embarrassed] I- really, you're gonna embarrass me like that?

// Might as well

// At least one of my characters have some sort of semblance of self-preservation

I'm the nicer one of us. And the prettier one

Hey! The other one is discount me!

// DISCOUNT JEWEL I'M CACKLING

Ah uh thank you. I take good care of myself to I can stay as vibrant as ever

Woah, you're definitely very excited there

It's pretty obvious I would with how much I love you. [She was bright purple]

// See us in the Televiolence au are a bit. . . Insane to say the least. Tbf you have to be a bit insane if you have a shadow crystal Tenna that runs a death game show

// I just saw the craziest theory that Spamton is ftm not because he's a bird. But because he is French. And honestly. I can't fucking unsee it

// I'm glad that one thing never changes across every timeliness with Jewel She's a freak

Mmmm. Glad we're on the same page~ [She winks, and smirks.] [Seriously Jewel-]

Fair enough.

. . . Is it safe to say I'm a bit surprised?

Yeah and. Everyone is unique in their own way. Even if you think you blend in. And yeah you are [She was a little embarrassed and covering her face]

. . . Yes really. Not a joke. I know it may seem like it though because of who I am but really I'm no different from anyone else

[Looks at her body.] . . . Need to be skinnier [Bro. Jewel. You're a twig. You're a stick. You need don't need to lose more weight.]

// I'll put this here. . .

. . . . I'm surprisingly not picky. . . . But there's also a common theme there-

// Might as well

Child. . . [She just kinda sits down and stares at her hands. Before shaking her head. Nah. She's got too much to do to even think about that]

(NC) I swear if anyone gets baby fever from that thing- . . . . Fuck