if you're a company & I find out you are using a/i, I'm going to be %100 honest..I will immediately write you off and actively stop buying any future products. I also tell my friends & family not to buy stuff from that brand anymore I don't understand why they think people will just accept this

I guess you can ask me anything tellonym.me/oven.hmu

Okay. If I came back to seriously offering coaching services + content creation, who would be interested? And by “seriously offering coaching,” I mean off Metafy, at an hourly rate, specifically hoping for teams who would want a weekly session.

We are breaking tradition, bringing you guys the first look at the Sunset Surge 2nd anniversary poster! Created by the talented @ambirdoodles.bsky.social, you may recognize some of our out-of-state friends! Get a poster of your own for $15 at Sunset Surge July 12th!

HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH (everyone forgets about it, but not meeee) Go tell all your gay homies happy pride once more

sendou.ink/to/1945/regi... two days until the big day #competitivesplatoon

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow black

Happy Juneteenth!! Pay a black person today and while I say this ever year now more than ever it's important to listen and uplift black voices. To my fellow black folks, take care of yourself today and take it easy. Much love 💜

Hope to see yall this Saturday! Im excited to try out the new sploon stuff with yall! Please only donate if you can. Anything helps! Here is the Kofi! ko-fi.com/kurta_pew/go...

Barazushi kits Splash: Mist+Storm Carbon: Fizzy+Chumps Dapples: Splat+Wail Pain: Wall+Zooka Tri: Splat+Screen Wiper: Curling+Zooka Pro: Splat+Missiles Charger: Sprinkler+Crab Rapid Pro: Suction+Cooler Jet: Burst+Splashdown Mini: Beakon+Zooka H3: Suction+Strikes Reef: Torp+Booyah Tent: Mist+Chump

I have two challenge videos I did these past few days one is Splatoon related and the other Mario kart. I'm excited to work on them and get them out soon.

Mother nature hates me :) My house got hit with a tornado last week. Took half my roof & I have water damage up the wazoo. Im just happy everyone is ok! I am setting up a Kofi to help with some emergency funds for my house. I'll be streaming Saturday from 2-6EST viewer games! New sploon stuff 👀

SWITCH 2 PSA REGARDING SPLATOON 3 SAVE DATA You can access your Splatoon 3 save data on a Switch 1 after doing a system transfer. If you’re worried about needing your Switch 1 when going to a LAN, don’t worry. Your Splatoon 3 save data is stored in the cloud. If you have any questions, lmk!

I’m going dark gang ✌️

The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.

If you’re anti-sex worker, we aren’t friends. But it’s still true that our knee-jerk negative reaction to porn is being used to lubricate the passing of “drag is porn” kind of legislation and policy.

reduced the price of the stoat, she is up for grabs, you get both the summer and winter versions for a flat 100 USD, DM me if you're interested #adoptable #forsale #furry #stoat

There’s no easy way to say this but Tommy (Gamer) took his life earlier today. Tommy was one of my best friends. A genuine, devoted, kind, loving soul. I’m grateful to have been able to spend so many years with you. I’m grateful we were able to talk so much.

A little reminder ✨🏳️‍⚧️🙌

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck the UK Supreme Court. Fuck transphobes. Fuck JK Rowling. Paint Olton Hall green again. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

This is for the kofi challenge, dw if you see it on your timeline

I'm a content creator that mostly focuses on streaming and coaching for splatoon 3. I also use my ko-fi to pay for my stream upkeep as well as for getting new tools to make sure stream runs perfectly. All donos help tremendously! #KofiPromoteChallenge ko-fi.com/ovenuki

People love to put themselves and others into different "skill tiers" but trying to stratify everything has really been the downfall of the splatoon community. Don't use abstract terms to hold yourself back or strike down at others. Just play to learn and get better, it's that simple 🦐

3 Emergency c0mmission slots cause insurance decided to fuck me over to either go through withdraws or pay out of pocket for them.. Dm for interest 💕

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

An awesome animation c0mmisson for @beyondmom.bsky.social of her sweet sleepy pupper cookie!! 💤

April Commissions are now open! If you want to grab something just send me over a DM and I'll get to cooking 👩‍🍳 Price sheet below

Hello transgender people in my phone. Happy Trans Day of Visibility

For those of you who use this CCL, twitch just said that we'll lose money (ad revenue) if we talk about politics on our stream... (sorry for the #, they sort things on Bluesky) #twitch #twitchstreamer #twitchads

LETS GO FUCKS SAKE we got first place in A41 Silver Bracket the players: @veeberrysoda.bsky.social <- the guy who thow him penits around @tyni14.bsky.social <- professional 'sucker' (vac jail hehe) @kukiebun.bsky.social <- 3 balls deep in their asshole me <- deeper 🫦 @jdankmemes.bsky.social madge

COMMS ARE OPEN !!!! 4 SLOTS LEFT !! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Good night all. It's gonna be another 2 hour hike to the vet's tomorrow and hopefully i'll be able to afford to get home for under $100

Slots taken, thanks much!

[My Nintendo] Only one week left before the Gold Point program is discontinued (Mar 25 at 4:30am UTC). If you want to earn points for digital purchases, now's the time to buy. All earned points can be used until they expire. More info: 🔗 en-americas-support.nintendo.com

So we got some pain management yesterday and Thumpy is feeling SO much better, like nothing is wrong today! She's not limping, not leaning, not hanging out in weird places, she's eating and playing again. Something is clearly still wrong, but she's okay for now! Thank you all for your donations!!!

Hi there, Thumpette needs to go to the emergency vet again and I'm just outright asking for kofi donations to help cover this visit because i am too much in shambles to draw for money. Please consider donating ;; ko-fi.com/aliiwa/goal?...

If anyone wants to commish me so I can get some Spring Sale games- lol #digitalArt #FurryArt

I stole from the guy who stole it, I guess it’s stealing-ception

Sharing with alt text

Might save a life.

salmonid off the hook be like: get cooked stay on the hook #salmonrun #bigrun #splatoon

Commissions for March are now open! More details will be below and DM me if you're interestesd

Since grandma is not better, is in hospital and I’m sleep deprived. If you’re interested in supporting me, take this lady off my hands. Or support through my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/kukiebun

Had to call an ambulance. Grandma is going to hospital now. She’s having symptoms of potential heart attack or stroke, I’m gonna be MIA for a bit. I’m running on a solid 1 hour of sleep and trying not to throw up from the immense stress. I’ll keep everyone posted

Going live now! ❤️ www.twitch.tv/kurta_pew

holy shit I hit 9 subs on youtube that's crazy...

you can't lead the rebellion, if you don't take care of yourself 💜