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Ansambel Slavka Rudan Rockn Design Pop bend Bigfoot Langa

9méscov: "Nothing can stop us now! Sicer... monster can stop us." A ni Janković enkrat rékel nékaj v smislu "I would like to welcome everybody, de."?

Ker imam rad dolge tuše, sem pa tudi ekolóško zavéden, sem se odlóčil, da se bóm tuširal samó enkrat na téden po 35 min. Katéri dan v tédnu priporóčate?

Saj "I'm a bit under the weather" se prevede kot "mal ga mam pod kapo"? Da vém, kaj v službo sporočit.

:D

Kam žene me obup neznan, prjatli vprašajo me: Kam? Eh, kam? Dam! Poln kurac teh prednovoletnih dram, usedu se na kavč bom. Sam!

- Kukó čmo nardit kolesarsko bólj varno, da bódo kolesarji védl, da je zdej dvósmérni promet? - Znak postav. - OK, šefe, kam da ga dam? - Kr na koleasrko ga rukn.

So... guess what... It's not We Wish You Ameri Christmas, it's We Wish A Merry Christmas. The more you know...

Prihódnost beži iz Slovénije.

Cca včéraj je (9méscov) iz plenic zlézel, danes pa, ko ima révež drisko in so plenice edina rešitev: "SEJ NISM DOJENČEK!!!" In si jih je začél dol pulit. Je pa sméšno za videt. Kot en prevelik dojenček.

The panic that sets in when you pick a piece of food from the table or plate thinking it's one thing, but the taste doesn't match and it takes you a while to figure out what it is and if it's even food. Just me? No? Anybody?

Fuck me this is so funny, I can't even laugh. Imagine the movie poster.

Delo na cesti končano, znak mormo umaknt. Kam ga dam šefe? - Kr na kolearsko ga rukn, pa stran ga ubrn, da se navjo šoferji zmedl.

Skoda Labia

Ful sem šel previdno v temi mimo ene temne lise na tléh, da ne bi zajkle zgazil pa se je izkazalo, da je samó velika pika na preprógi :D

Blagosljovlen dan reformistike Vam vsem želim jaz in svoja družina Kobrowskt

Branko Ćopič ni bil slikar, Gustav Mahler ni bil slikar, Metód Pévec ni pévec, sta pa vsaj Boris Lučkar in Janko Stripar po poklicu, kot se pišeta.

trump: I’ve ended 7 wars us: which wars trump: now 8 us: you just ended another one? trump: now 9 us: wait what do you think a war is trump: it’s like a big beautiful dream where I make love to the most beautiful bird anyone has ever seen us: trump: now 10

Petelinji zajtrk

30 years ago Spitting Image dared to broadcast the truth about Israel. Now no one dares.

I'm telling my kid this was Luciano Pavarotti.

This strip is 43 years old. Tell me again how it all started because of 7th of October.

Aja, tleste.

i hate to rewrite someone else's joke but I have to put this out there otherwise I will decease As it turns out, Le Pen is not mightier than Le Fraud

Polže, kpolže, kkamhi tiš, kamta kódr viš? Kamte nese jono gé, vktéro smérmo lišro gé? Vsalzburg.

Haiku za ponedeljek ob 7:30 voznik audija kar po plocniku drvi lol koji kurac

KALCÉTE Ahtejte, mati, té moje kalcéte, vrnem se še obut jih čez pete, vrnem se še, vrnem prekasno, da bi vas slišal péti spét glasno. Vrnem se, ko ves svét obidem, vrnem se, zarés nikdár ne odidem. Vrnem se, vrnem z mošnjo cekinov, vam pa prinesem plašč hermelinov.

So I thought it would be a fun thing to randomly turn the water in the fountains into wine. Turns out people thought it was blood and believed the plagues were happening in Heaven. My bad.

"Moj Bog, ubogi rudarji! Najmlajši ima samo 23 let ... Doma imajo otroke ... Ali smo pri vsem dobičku dovolj vložili v varnost? Zaboga, to so ljudje, ne človeški viri," ni rekel včeraj nihče iz upravnega odbora HSE.

Bro, can you pass me that leaflet? Brochure.

Prodam 3 AAA baterije in 2 AA bateriji. Vsaka popcétó. Zagrebte se, kdór rabi, jutr bójo žé šécto. In fact - so žé!

LOL

9méscov (v banji): "Ne me špricat, ker bóm mókr bil."

2016...

S srno vama želim čimprejšnje okrévanje in da bi se tému dogódku nekóč skupaj smejala.

Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock

*pokes BlueSky with a stick* C'mon, do something!

Been there, done that.

Tróti albanske čebéle se imenujejo albatróti. Razpon kril imajo 45cm.

Happy holidays to everyone, but printers and Microsoft Excel.

Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Tech support: “sigh” Fine. Right click on your hamster...

Pomagajmo, skupaj bomo zmogli.