This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...

Te ameriške kratice precednika in prve žene zvenijo ku iz kakšnega debilnega vica o starih Rimljanih: Sta šla Potus in Flotus u bufet...

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

"A mi daš nazaj peto v čévelj? Pa prste." - 9méscov o naméščanju obutve po spravitvi kamenčka

"Bila je punca, ki je mela 100 otročičkov. Eden se je umival, eden je počival, eden pa šel z gospo na sprehod" - 9méscov #prvarima

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V dobri družbi je naš Janez.

Siemens: "Sorry, your trains are not here yet." Slo želéznice: "Here's your money."

Nisem rasist, ampak meni vsi diréktorji transpórtnih podjétij izglédajo isti.

Al naj si grém oči operirat al naj se naučim kitajsko?

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew. "hey, do you have up dog?" Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room. He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up". "it's the Up Dog" Damn he got me

Her husband was livid when he came down to the lake, sat in his boat and grabbed for the oars.

Dobri ljudjé! (slabi obvoz) A ima kdó teleskop in bi ga malo posódil. Za otroka (9méscov) sprašujem. Zanima me, če bó poglédal več kot enkrat ali pa ga bó zanimalo za kupit.

Cartoon by Jeff Koterba

"Greva zmerjat kdo ma večiga." Sevéda ma on (9méscov) véčiga.

Na volitve se ne spoznam, ima pa sds.si še najboljšo spletno stran.

Kólk dobr!

Soseda v dvigalu gleda škatlo v mojih rokah. Jaz: To mam za mačka. S: 😳 S: Ok, pa ni treba pretiravat 😶 J: Oh ne, to je redna doza, to se pri nas porabi ena dva tri 😎 Pridem domov in vidim, da so mi spakirali mačjo hrano v škatlo od viskija 😳🤣

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

Golób ga je.

- Let's swim together - Let's swim together - Right now - Right now - Oh, yeah - Oh, yeah - In sweet harmony - Always hungry #duét z 9méscov

"Yes, I'd love some eggs..." - otrok (9méscov) sréd noči v spanju

Otrok (9néscov) išče navidezne rokavice (za lavo šlatat) pa jih ne najde. Vse stanovanje je žé premetal... Help?

"Ko próbaš tó tórto, ti oči kar cvilijo" - 9méscov

@abejzno.bsky.social a mi prideš tórto prijét?

Hopohondriacs - people that watch the world burn and say "oh, it's gonna be alright."

Kip enga majstra, bórca za živo mejo

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

After latest release country should move on to Epstein trials.

Its a massive failure of US news organizations that there's almost 20 stories ahead of even a mention of Epstein on (Yahoo) the news today. Including nearly a half dozen attack ads about Gavin Newsom, the likely Democratic nominee. These victims have spoken The President is a pedophile

"Where's that sneaky sneaky T-REX baby?" - 9méscov

RIP Tim Apple. If only he had complied.

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Igram klavir (digitalni), na slušalke, da manj ljudi trpi. Otrok (9méscov): Ati, mórš prej prižgat.

X-post s Twitterja Nedeljsko branje: analiza kriminala v Sloveniji. Pred nekaj dnevi je Niko Gamulin objavil svojo analizo, v kateri ugotavlja porast kriminala v zadnjem času. Zanimalo me je, ali je to res. Uporabljam surove policijske podatke. Najprej število vseh KD po mesecih.

a duck

"The Monty Python team was so funny because they came up with completely absurd situations, handled them with deadpan seriousness, and stretched them to the limits. But this particular situation isn’t funny. It’s actually happening. And Trump is truly, tragically, frighteningly out of his mind."

When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab'em by the fjords.

God's word

Ne vém, kaj je tréba rečt, da helou gugl dežurno veterinarsko ambulanto pokliče, ampak tó smo rekl. In ne, definitivno nismo nikól rekl "helou gugl".

The formula to peace on Earth. What other pairs would you suggest?

Greetings from Egypt!

Tihožitje

Ansambel Slavka Rudan Rockn Design Pop bend Bigfoot Langa

9méscov: "Nothing can stop us now! Sicer... monster can stop us." A ni Janković enkrat rékel nékaj v smislu "I would like to welcome everybody, de."?

Ker imam rad dolge tuše, sem pa tudi ekolóško zavéden, sem se odlóčil, da se bóm tuširal samó enkrat na téden po 35 min. Katéri dan v tédnu priporóčate?

Saj "I'm a bit under the weather" se prevede kot "mal ga mam pod kapo"? Da vém, kaj v službo sporočit.

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Kam žene me obup neznan, prjatli vprašajo me: Kam? Eh, kam? Dam! Poln kurac teh prednovoletnih dram, usedu se na kavč bom. Sam!