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"Greva zmerjat kdo ma večiga." Sevéda ma on (9méscov) véčiga.

Na volitve se ne spoznam, ima pa sds.si še najboljšo spletno stran.

Kólk dobr!

Soseda v dvigalu gleda škatlo v mojih rokah. Jaz: To mam za mačka. S: 😳 S: Ok, pa ni treba pretiravat 😶 J: Oh ne, to je redna doza, to se pri nas porabi ena dva tri 😎 Pridem domov in vidim, da so mi spakirali mačjo hrano v škatlo od viskija 😳🤣

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

Golób ga je.

- Let's swim together - Let's swim together - Right now - Right now - Oh, yeah - Oh, yeah - In sweet harmony - Always hungry #duét z 9méscov

"Yes, I'd love some eggs..." - otrok (9méscov) sréd noči v spanju

Otrok (9néscov) išče navidezne rokavice (za lavo šlatat) pa jih ne najde. Vse stanovanje je žé premetal... Help?

"Ko próbaš tó tórto, ti oči kar cvilijo" - 9méscov

@abejzno.bsky.social a mi prideš tórto prijét?

Hopohondriacs - people that watch the world burn and say "oh, it's gonna be alright."

Kip enga majstra, bórca za živo mejo

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

After latest release country should move on to Epstein trials.

Its a massive failure of US news organizations that there's almost 20 stories ahead of even a mention of Epstein on (Yahoo) the news today. Including nearly a half dozen attack ads about Gavin Newsom, the likely Democratic nominee. These victims have spoken The President is a pedophile

"Where's that sneaky sneaky T-REX baby?" - 9méscov

RIP Tim Apple. If only he had complied.

🖕🍊💩

Igram klavir (digitalni), na slušalke, da manj ljudi trpi. Otrok (9méscov): Ati, mórš prej prižgat.

X-post s Twitterja Nedeljsko branje: analiza kriminala v Sloveniji. Pred nekaj dnevi je Niko Gamulin objavil svojo analizo, v kateri ugotavlja porast kriminala v zadnjem času. Zanimalo me je, ali je to res. Uporabljam surove policijske podatke. Najprej število vseh KD po mesecih.

a duck

"The Monty Python team was so funny because they came up with completely absurd situations, handled them with deadpan seriousness, and stretched them to the limits. But this particular situation isn’t funny. It’s actually happening. And Trump is truly, tragically, frighteningly out of his mind."

When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab'em by the fjords.

God's word

Ne vém, kaj je tréba rečt, da helou gugl dežurno veterinarsko ambulanto pokliče, ampak tó smo rekl. In ne, definitivno nismo nikól rekl "helou gugl".

The formula to peace on Earth. What other pairs would you suggest?

Greetings from Egypt!

Tihožitje

Ansambel Slavka Rudan Rockn Design Pop bend Bigfoot Langa

9méscov: "Nothing can stop us now! Sicer... monster can stop us." A ni Janković enkrat rékel nékaj v smislu "I would like to welcome everybody, de."?

Ker imam rad dolge tuše, sem pa tudi ekolóško zavéden, sem se odlóčil, da se bóm tuširal samó enkrat na téden po 35 min. Katéri dan v tédnu priporóčate?

Saj "I'm a bit under the weather" se prevede kot "mal ga mam pod kapo"? Da vém, kaj v službo sporočit.

:D

Kam žene me obup neznan, prjatli vprašajo me: Kam? Eh, kam? Dam! Poln kurac teh prednovoletnih dram, usedu se na kavč bom. Sam!

- Kukó čmo nardit kolesarsko bólj varno, da bódo kolesarji védl, da je zdej dvósmérni promet? - Znak postav. - OK, šefe, kam da ga dam? - Kr na koleasrko ga rukn.

So... guess what... It's not We Wish You Ameri Christmas, it's We Wish A Merry Christmas. The more you know...

Prihódnost beži iz Slovénije.

Cca včéraj je (9méscov) iz plenic zlézel, danes pa, ko ima révež drisko in so plenice edina rešitev: "SEJ NISM DOJENČEK!!!" In si jih je začél dol pulit. Je pa sméšno za videt. Kot en prevelik dojenček.

The panic that sets in when you pick a piece of food from the table or plate thinking it's one thing, but the taste doesn't match and it takes you a while to figure out what it is and if it's even food. Just me? No? Anybody?

Fuck me this is so funny, I can't even laugh. Imagine the movie poster.

Delo na cesti končano, znak mormo umaknt. Kam ga dam šefe? - Kr na kolearsko ga rukn, pa stran ga ubrn, da se navjo šoferji zmedl.

Skoda Labia

Ful sem šel previdno v temi mimo ene temne lise na tléh, da ne bi zajkle zgazil pa se je izkazalo, da je samó velika pika na preprógi :D

Blagosljovlen dan reformistike Vam vsem želim jaz in svoja družina Kobrowskt

Branko Ćopič ni bil slikar, Gustav Mahler ni bil slikar, Metód Pévec ni pévec, sta pa vsaj Boris Lučkar in Janko Stripar po poklicu, kot se pišeta.

trump: I’ve ended 7 wars us: which wars trump: now 8 us: you just ended another one? trump: now 9 us: wait what do you think a war is trump: it’s like a big beautiful dream where I make love to the most beautiful bird anyone has ever seen us: trump: now 10

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