Good morning! It's the tenth of July! Do you know why this day is so special to me? It's my birthday! Yes! If I told you how old I was, you would do a backflip! Or two! I hope you all have a blessed, Christ-centered day today!

Who took this picture of me?

Well guys, the day is finally here...it's my birthday! I'm thirty-eight! Wow...I never thought we'd get here....such a blessing to make it to such a seasoned age😇

I'm in this multiple times because my comedic genius and trenchant insights cannot be contained. You will listen!

Is there a Mr. Inhuman Witch, who wanders the Poison Swamp?

It's my birthday! Turning 3 8 on 7 8!!! Let's gooo! Hey if you ask me 7/8 should replace 6 7! That's just the opinion of some old head 😁

And at 9:00 p.m CST, 99% of the world needs to be in bed!!!

honestly rate yourself looks: 10/10 creativity: 10/10 humor: 10/10 mental health: 10/10 empathy: 10/10 patience: 10/10 social skills: 10/10 memory: 10/10 It's hard to be honest about yourself sometimes...

Might fuck around and use my metamagic capabilities to cast a very violent and aggressive spell and direct that potent and powerful energy at one or multiple of my many, many foes.

It's 7/7! That's my birthday! To paraphrase the great Mitch Hedberg, just press 7 for a while! When I celebrate my birthday, you know you have pressed it enough 🤪

Folks, the only goal you should have tonight is hitting a 9:00 CST bedtime! Getting a good night's sleep is a real beautiful game if you ask me!

Went on Twitter again today and let me tell you that every single person I followed still using that site is having a fucking miserable time. It actively appears to be hurting them and they are more than happy to post about how bad it is to be there.

So you mean to tell me that I have to work today, the first day back from a four day weekend??? And it's my thirty-eighth birthday????? Are you for real???? Are you serious??????? Are you fxcking deadly serious right now??????????

The fireworks may be over...but the party has just begun! It's my birthday!¡!!!!!! Time for this thirty-eight year old to light up the sky with my song, my story and...my passion 🫡

She Getzlaf on my Waggle until my berries triple

∀ガンダム Turn A Gundam OP2 Artist: RAY-GUNS Track name: Century Color

My ass is in a fireworks tent in Missouri

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

Happy birthday...to our wonderful country! But also to me! I'm much less problematic and much more handsome too😉 But seriously though as a #Jody, #ValorStealer and #SecondResponder I am so proud to be an American right now. Things have never looked better for the red white and blew!!!

Woke up this morning with Nothing Compares 2 U in my head and I have to say it's a perfect song for my birthday (which is today)! In the immortal words of Sinead O'Connor, nothing compares to me! 😇😇😇

We just hit the part in the show where an important main character gets maybe killed and now he's upset. Welcome to shonen my dude!

July 2nd...my birthday😇😇😙it's time to get wild😈😈😈!!!! No better day than Thursday am I right 😂😂😂

機動新世紀ガンダムX After War Gundam X OP1 Artist: Romantic Mode Track name: Dreams

Today is 7/1! There are seven to one odds that you won't wish me a happy birthday today...even though it's my special day...go ahead...prove me wrong

Just saw a Lahn ad making fun of Rob Sand for doing nothing but posting and ended with him taking a big bite out of a nasty pizza slice lmao

I also do this but primarily for military and law enforcement couples! It makes a difference! #Jody #SecondResponder

機動戦士ガンダム0083 STARDUST MEMORY Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory OP1 Artist: 松原 みき (Miki Matsubara) Track name: The Winner

I'm holding a lit mortar shell as I write this. I'm even taking the time for correct spelling and punctuation. It is quite easy for me to do this.

Good morning everyone! It's going to be another scorcher today! And no I'm not talking about the dang weather! I'm talking about my birthday!!!!! Which is today!!¡!!

My tiny 🤏 pussy 🙀 is starving 😋 for a real strong 💪 9:00 CST bedtime! 👳‍♂️ Are you that strong 🏋️ 9:00 CST bedtime 🤷‍♂️ who can satiate my 🥵 hunger and desires? 😼 Click to find out 😻💘👉

“If you are justice, then I am evil.” 🎥: Mechanical Violator Hakaider (1995)

Ugh. A Monday birthday! Can you believe that? The calendar makers sure didn't talk with me about any of this🤪🤪🤪

Participating in this. They should make him transform into a bug-themed superhero who defeats his foes by jumping on a trampoline and kicking them very hard.

Everyone! It's too hot! But luckily for you, it's also 9:00 CST! Going to bed right now will help you cool down! And it will make you cool as well😎😎😎

My nine year old is watching My Hero Academia and it's kind of a bad show but I think it's healthy to like a show that stinks, especially ar this age. Gives you perspective when you start watching good shit

I'm in my late thirties so I think it's about time to start appropriating "...pause" whenever a sliver of innuendo appears in a conversation. So if you receive messages from me expect a lot of that

Finally waking up today! Oh man last night was like a movie! Even though my birthday is today I had a big party yesterday! And this thirty-eight year old is too old to be going crazy like that🤪🤪🤪

I have most of these. Ladies, if you'd like to come take a look, my DMs are open!

We have a good time here in Versailles.

A cool morning... Staring out from my patio window... Wearing nothing but my underwear.... Sipping my orange juice... Turning thirty-eight today... I've a lot to consider. A lot to wax and wane over.... Deep in my thoughts today...

Just saw a guy in a DOGE shirt🤔

my fave part of the kabuto OP is where he punches three jpgs and then RUNS REAL FAST AT YOU

Oh man have I ever needed a Friday birthday as badly as I need this Friday birthday???? What a week! Let's party!!¡!!!!

Today is a wonderful day to get a $2500 car repair bill🤪

Me when my birthday (today) is not appreciated by my followers

America has never made anything as good as even a 7/10 mech anime which is why we will never be a true first world country.

I have three work meetings today!!! How can they do this to me ON MY BIRTHDAY????? Sheesh!!!!!

Siiiiigh...back to work....how am I to do this after such a long vacation????? At least it is my birthday!!!! Please encourage me below😇