I possess the Millennium Falcon, the X-Wing and all three of those Power of the Force action figures presented in this image. Ladies, if you'd like to come visit them, my DMs are open!

Ugh. Gross. Can they fix it while they're up there? Hideous to look at!!

Ultra Seven (1967) Episode 39

Look Lebron has his issues but this seems a little harsh imo

Happy #Easter! I hope everyone has a wonderful day of #contemplation and #worship. As for me, I think I'll be watching some rancid #pornography! Just real bottom of the barrel stuff on this, the holiest of days. Any #recommendations out there👀👀 #HeIsRisen #HolyHolyHolyLordGodAlmighty

Not participating as there are beautiful and gorgeous women in every city. Therefore, they are all worth going to.

Happy Easter

4/4! It's my birthday! To paraphrase the brilliant Mitch Hedberg, if you want to celebrate my birthday, just press 4 for a while. When I pick up, you will know you have pressed it enough 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know I had a sex dream last night because I remember...certain details but I can't actually remember who it was with. I know it was someone I know personally because I remember feeling slightly embarrassed about it. Very maddening.

I say this every time this goes around but: if you’re posting for others you’ve already lost your way.

😴😴😴boring. Just a planet

Ugly as fuck. Who would willingly live there?

Napping...on a day off...taking a big shit...on a day off....this is the life...

Happy Good Friday everyone! Not sure why they decided this Friday was extra good🤔. But hey this year it falls on my birthday! That makes it an extra good Friday if you ask me🤑🤑🤑

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)

My daughter has started getting into Danganronpa and Death Note like it's 2009 again

Check my feed for a veritable cornucopia 😊

Today is 4/2 which means it is my birthday! Which is very fitting because you guys are very "4-2-nate" to know me and be my friend 🧡🧡🧡🧡

My outlook is fucked up today too which means I am just as important as an astronaut

None. Not watching films at this time or any time in for the foreseeable future.

Not interested in the moon unless we start mining it. There's Helium-3 there amongst other critical elements and minerals. All we need it for, honestly. #MineTheMoon #Nasa #ArtemisII #Space #Moon

Good afternoon. Today is my son's birthday. He is turning nine years old. I spoke to him today and he said he was dreading becoming a preteen and I was like you and me both brother. He is cool and weird just like his old man though! Reply with cool images of Pokémon to congratulate him!

I just backed this! It's great. My groups will be playing this for sure.

Justin is probably thinking of The Vigilante who was in a team with the Shining Knight called the Seven Soldiers of Victory!

🤭🤭🤭Good morning everyone!!!🤭🤭🤭🤭It is NOT my birthday! I am NOT turning thirty-eight today!🤭🤭🤭🤭Hahaha!!!! April Fools Day! And my birthday!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I tricked you guys! But it was well intentioned of me so I know your feelings aren't hurt!

At an all-hands meeting and I'm afraid I have to be the one to ask why we're planning to use AI to manage and hold personal information 🙃

Me and who (accepting multiple applications)

It's my birthday! Happy Me Day of Visibility! To celebrate and keep me visible to everyone, I gently and softly encourage my followers to share their favorite posts of mine (difficult choice I know 😉😉😉)

Oh wow look at the time! My clock says Bedtime! Also known as 9:00 CST! DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BED! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT! GOOD NIGHT!

Today is the thirtieth! Wow! It's also my birthday! Did you guys know that March is the only month on the calendar with more than twenty-nine days? Makes my birthday (which is today) all the more special 😇😇

I will behead this monstrous device as it does not possess the faculties for honor and is a tool for evil. Remove it from this website immediately.

It's Palm Sunday! Not sure what that means or what is supposed to have happened on this day but it is my birthday today so I will use my Palm to slap the Palms of my friends who celebrate with me today!!

Spring has officially sprung! And so have I! Into my bed of course! It's 9:00 CST! Which is your bedtime and mine!

Ladies, you could be having a "Yes Kings" event at your place tonight. All that's required of you is a simple message into my direct message inbox. Which is open fyi😉😉

Would have been easy for me to stop the eruption of Mount St. Helens. Wasn't asked though.

There's a party goin' on right here I'm thirty-eight and I want you to cheer So bring your good times And your likes/retweets too You're gonna celebrate my birthday wahoo!

If this is you or you possess a similarly fantastical set of mystical space armor my DMs are open

Anybody have any spare legendary swords lying around? Probably going to achieve my destiny and ascend to the throne sometime this weekend

Birthday on a Friday!!! Yahoo!!! Time to party! And for an old man like me? That means a present in the form of some hot coffee and fourteen advil🤪🤪🤪🤪 I'm 38 today!!

This is what it's like when she doesn't text back 😔😔😔

All paladins like me just use divine smite and it's way easier. Highly recommend!

Ladies, I possess two of the vehicles presented in this picture. And I'm single. Would you like to come over and see which ones I have? DMs are open😘

It's gonna be a busy day today so I won't have much time to celebrate my birthday. Which is today by the way! So if you want to congratulate mr you better do it now!!!!!

I've known there's been something missing in my life and I think tonight I finally figured out what it is. I need to be saying "ahh" more often when I mean to say "ass". That's just what this thirty-eight year old needs to make his life complete!

Give the Harry Potter fan in your life the Wheel of Time series. It's got everything they want: problematic elements involving race and gender, a lot of weird kinky sex stuff and Brandon Sanderson eventually. Plus it's long as fuck so you won't have to hear them for a while.

Wow! My phone was going oFF this morning at like 6:30 a.m. CST! And it was to celebrate my 38th birthday! Which is today! I almost forgot if I'm allowed to be honest😅

Oh brother 🙄. Meanwhile any adult can Jody. We in the Jody Corps do not participate in ageism🙅‍♂️

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Participating in this. The answer is, of course, my selfies.