Today makes two years since I quit drinking. I am celebrating by releasing my new single, "Tornado," featuring my friends @int0x80.com and Ceschi. It's an homage to the old days of getting faded on the road. Stream it everywhere and pre-order the album, links are here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

My first act as President will be to eliminate the packaging that's impossible to open, and attacks you for attempting.

Dual Core

The new EP is out today and it features Adam WarRock, @int0x80.com, @cecilnick.bsky.social, and Tribe One. Thank you for listening. mikalkhill.bandcamp.com/album/the-cl... The art is not formatted in a way that works well with bluesky preview images. #diy #indiemusic

A huge thanks to @int0x80.com for doing an amazing set at @bsidescbr.bsky.social. It was awesome to see one of the legends of hacker culture in person.

for those that prefer some kind of visual element along with their music, I made a thing for our song with @int0x80.com and @kadeshflow.bsky.social! @tanner4105.bsky.social has made something that'll shake your car up real good so be careful out there www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnwi...

very excited for everyone to get to hear the new album on 9/5, in no small part due to me wanting you to check out the dope new track we made with living legends @int0x80.com and @kadeshflow.bsky.social beefy.bandcamp.com/album/feelin...

The @defcon.bsky.social soundtrack is out today and @int0x80.com and I are on there with a TroubleShooters banger. Very excited to be included, as always, and the soundtrack is pay what you want and supports the @eff.org. defconcommunications.bandcamp.com/album/def-co....

Two years ago today @int0x80.com released this solo EP I did the music for. inteighty.bandcamp.com/album/loyalt... I love it, the beats were a little outside of my normal sound and I had a blast making them. Part one and this part are both available on his bandcamp, streaming, etc.

i am your lawyer, and this is legal advice. (notably, i am not actually an attorney.)

being a network engineer

Me reverse engineering: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me engineering: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

it's zine sale time! from now until the end of the day on Friday, all my PDF zines are 50% off with the discount code WIZARDPDF print zines are 30% off with code WIZARDPRINT wizardzines.com

Inspired 🙏

Day 1 is a wrap for The Bug Hunter's Methodology Live (TBHM). I am a seasoned computer crime enthusiast, and the amount of new information today was massive. Above all, the enthusiasm and compassion are so inspiring. This is the course for bug bounty + red team.

Voting is like pizza—even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Vote for the best slice. Your voice is loudest locally. We have elections all over the US; please vote ballotpedia.org/Elections_ca...

Testing an idea for my Applied AWS Security training -- next thing I know, there's a whole new talk done. Weaponized ADHD ftw! Save the Cloud Spend!

The internet is amazing.

Hack all the things with us at Defcon! Thursday: 6pm @ Main stage (SYN) Friday: 8:30pm @ Blue Team Village; Flamingo Go Pool Friday: 11:59pm @ REcon Pool Party; The Lexi Hotel Let's goooooo!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

DEF CON! Blue Team Village + AI Village. Sponsored by Graylog + Cribl. FREE TACOS 🌮🌮🌮🌮

Check your Twitter DM settings. Mine were modified involuntarily. Settings > Privacy and safe > Direct Messages

Tonight we attempt the Hot Ones challenge. What questions should we answer while suffering?

It's Independence Day so I should probably post something. There is no letter 'J' in the periodic table.

Binary Golf is live! I just submitted two entries; come join the party! https://binary.golf/

Sometimes I put a fake address for food delivery, and only realize it after wondering where my meal is.

I want to hold them like they do in Texas state.

Tired: Crypto schemes Wired: Zelda dupe bug for free trade diamonds

My philosophy is we should use technology to accomplish 40 hours of work in 30 hours.

Zuck / Musk confirmed.

Allegedly this is the ideal angle when reaching for the officer's service weapon @s3raph.bsky.social

Greetz to @litmoose.bsky.social for the original share

Tbh I am largely uncertain about how to social. Guess I'll post memes and stuff

Honored to have grown with an amazing group of people in Applied AWS Security at NolaCon. We didn't get to the Serverless module, and still every student completed all CTF challenges -- including the Lambda flag! I am so excited for each of them 🥳🥳🥳

Memorization is a strange part of existence for me. For instance, it takes weeks of dedicated rehearsal to internalize one of my songs. Conversely, I have exceptional recall of internet memes that I've seen once or twice.

Hi new friends! I am excited about hacking, hip hop, and cloud security. Come say hello 👋 if you're around NolaCon this weekend, and always feel free to hit me up online. Meeting folks and discussing ideas are two of my favorite activities.

Hello, world.